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Posts posted by BearMace
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On 3/24/2021 at 9:12 AM, Shoxthemonkey said:
Take your pick
Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested
Florida Man Charged for Stealing Naked Trump Statue
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
Same birthday. The sub-headline of the last one: Police say he had been drinking and smoking pot all day.
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Add Elephant Enema to the band names list.
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1 hour ago, BurdineBandit said:
Cumbia did it for me. No lessons, just youtube and losing the fear of looking stupid. COVID has really ruined that spigot though. Also been laid after a night at the White Horse, pretending to know how to dance country/honky-tonk while really just recycling the same cumbia spins.
I read that as "the White House" and it was much more impressive.
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119° in Phoenix
-4° on Crested Butte
Most miserable cold I've ever been though was at a football game in Stoolwater. By a longshot too.
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The shitty text to voice generator people are using on Instagram videos makes me wanna stab people.
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(Somehow) Unpopular opinion: taking the 18 seconds to take off the pack and assemble the shovel is the right thing to do so he can dig faster, and something tells me that somebody carrying a fucking avalanche shovel has been trained to do just that.
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52 minutes ago, TexasEd said:
flagstripper poleThat thing wouldn't stand a chance with her fat ass.
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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:
Also why can’t the House bitch say “electoral?”
She's saying "electorial". It's old parliamentary language.
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I wanna believe that 15-20 years ago Cynthia Izaguirre would have been pure smoke.
Probably still wood.
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This pic in the Antionette Biordi gallery on the reddit thread is hilarious.
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5 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:
You’re not necessarily decreasing the value. It’s about making it less traceable. Say you had a white Trek with Shimano components and a black Specialized with Sram that are stolen. Switch the components and now neither fits a police report on a stolen bike. Sell the “new” bike on Craigslist.Careful, you're gonna out yourself as cyclist around here. Not arguing with what your saying, I just don't see most bikes that are stolen being high end to where the owners even had any idea what groupset the bike originally had. Those bikes shouldn't be being left on balconies or chained up out sight unless you just really want them to go missing. A more reasonable cover would be to grind off any serial numbers and repaint which is what I was joking about. Or, the possibility exists that they're actually taking pretty useless bikes that I'm sure you can find anywhere and Frankensteining them into functional bikes. That seems just as reasonable to me as shuffling parts around on Walmart and Costco POS bikes.
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So is their working theory that the homeless are stealing bikes, breaking them down, shuffling the parts around to decrease the value, and then somebody is coming by to pick up the newly less valuable bikes in bulk? They got a spray booth under there too?
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14 minutes ago, 3adays said:
She appears to be a cutter. That or she had coke lines branded on her arm.
Shoulder surgeries from her bodybuilding days, duh.
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19 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:
Might be the case. I've never had a growler full for that long, so I can't comment.
I think you're missing the growler/crowler distinction.
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16 minutes ago, 'stache said:
I've had crowlers several weeks after filling and they were just fine.
Yes, a crowler properly purged with the lid dropped on foam to insure any headspace is oxygen free will keep essentially as well as normal packaged beer given a quality seamer.
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12 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:
does the woman getting elephant swatted away look a bit "manufactured" ?
hidden cat dick, that's some good work. +rep you fucking animals
Yeah, that's gotta be sped up at impact.
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2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:
Big Flats. It was at Walgreen’s for $2.99 (and yes I tried it because why the hell not). Not good, but I’ve had worse.
I haven't. I tried to once and couldn't even finish it. Truly vile shit.
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Or fucking eyeballs.
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How bad are you fuckers at golf that you get irritated by people having the gall to read greens and actually try to make their puts? Like at what level of suck does your give a fuck level drop to just walking up giving it a whack?
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7 hours ago, Rusty Shackelford said:
They didn't even stop the old fat dude help from stepping all over the hoses.
Stepping on a fire hose ain't gonna do shit. Even if it was your mom.
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I think we're just going to drive over to New Mexico. Anybody ever snowboard Taos? I guess it's known for its steeps/expert terrain, but would it still be enjoyable if you're trying to avoid mogul fields on a snowboard? Also, while I'm sure preferable, 4WD shouldn't be a necessity for that drive from DFW, should it?
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What's a cheap, easy trip from Dallas that will still have viable snow at the end of March? I'm trying to sell some friends on one last trip this season and they're being cheap. I snowboard if that makes any difference on recommendations.
Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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An eighth of a tank?! The humanity!!