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BearMace

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  1. 1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

    Well, a lot of porn is just acting. They’re not really getting off. And sometimes the acting is really bad. In Christina’s case it was just holding a vibrator to her bean and blandly going, “Oh, oh, oh.” It was just sad. But she had paying customers who had waited so long to see anything.

    She was just 16 when she first started jiggling and before she lost her baby fat she was a lot, um, bigger. I’m sure she was at least 18 in burntorangebongos’ avatar and had lost some of her amplitude. But she gradually progressed through doing that cheesy dance, and doing it in more sheer clothing, or behind a sheer cloth, to giving a peek, to baring the girls, to baring the hoo hoo, to pretending to masturbate, to baring the backside. And it was always pretty boring compared to what else was out there. But, from reading various forums, there were a lot of people clinging onto the hope that she would eventually get into actual porn. From what I can tell she hasn’t broken any new ground since she went on OnlyFans.

    As far as anal-only virgins go, don’t diss on Aurora Jolie aka Nicara. She seemed like a nice girl.

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    This is the kind of detailed response I was counting on from this board, but I don't think that the girl lol.

     

     

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  2. I've never really regretted a post on an anonymous Internet forum until a post of mine lead to me learning of "simulated masturbation". Like what honor are you preserving by just pretending to flick your bean with no payoff? That's as insane as the virgins who just do anal. WTF?!

     

     

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  3. Whatever happened to the chick in BurntOrangeBongos avatar? That chick would have made a fucking killing in the age of TikTok, Only Fans, etc..

    I realize this is somewhat useless without pics but I'm on my phone and have no idea what her name is so somebody help me out.

  4. 11 hours ago, DaysOff said:


    I think the Sack came up with this hypothesis. Zippering is zippering. Doesn't matter where you do it, but if you bum rush the line you're still an asshole.

    So what's the logic in not using the full allotment of lanes as long as possible? Should we be merging 5 miles before the construction? 10 miles before? Merge where the lane ends. Preemptive merging for merging sake is entirely on you and you're helping nothing.

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  5. 2 hours ago, nnm said:

    This is rage-inducing. 99% of drivers entering interstates these days give no fs. The social convention seems to have completely shifted to the interstate driver’s duty to yield. It’s a massive problem for the big rigs if they don’t have room to get over. 

    Give me someone aggressively getting up to speed and merging any day versus the assholes trying to merge into traffic at 40 fucking mph trying to get themselves and anybody who has to slow down behind them killed.

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  6. 6 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

    I saw a dually pick up truck today that had been retrofitted back into a "singly" rear axle and the pronounced overhang of the rear fenders made it look like one of those silly pictures were someone has shaved only half of a very fluffy pet. 

    Sounds like you saw someone who had been robbed. 

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