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Posts posted by BearMace
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19 hours ago, DougO said:
This cracked me up after I did a quick search for Mike Minor to see his past career stats. DuckDuckGo is proving to be a shitty search engine. I really hate using the googles, but it seems necessary a lot of the time.
Wtf kind of hipster shit is this?
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13 minutes ago, Mack Tripper said:
At the Taco Cabana drive thru last night, and the soccer mom in front of me proceeds to order $42 worth of Taco Cabana. Of course, by the time I got my order and left the line was wrapped around the building. Anything more than $20, take that shit inside.
Further, if you're the lunch mule CALL THAT SHIT IN!!
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I've never had to post here, but I was just desperate for a quick breakfast bite and rolled the dice on a Taco Bell breakfast quesadilla. Hopefully I won't need to report back later.
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Accidentally clicking on the Jade & Bevoette Unfunny Shit thread.
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Yeah, she pulled the gun on him expecting him to be proud of her for trying to get used to handling it. Then she said she knew it wasn't loaded because she had tried to discharge a round into the floor.
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She's been banging a traveling shower curtain ring salesmen based out of the Midwest.
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That dude went with the WWE elbow drop into a fucking alligator. He was either in on the prank, or the dumbest, best friend a guy could ever ask for. His buddy might have escaped while the gator was shredding his ass.
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Can we embed Insta on here?
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Fuck Machine Apparatus
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9 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:
Why? It doesn't affect you in any way.
It does when the idiots do it while you're driving the other direction. If it involves driving the wrong way on a street, you're probably an idiot for doing it. And lazy.
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4 hours ago, Lhorn said:
Fuck that bitch. "You are asshole if you don't celebrate my terrible flaws that ultimately I can control but choose not to."
Almost everyone has their cross to bear. Not a lot of chicks like guys who are 5'3". Who's crying for fat guys? Some folks have terrible acne, physical deformities or are just plain ugly.
It sounds like she knew the guys was out of her league, or at least physically he was. Be happy that as a woman you have something to offer men (pussy) to at least get your foot in the door and maybe grow on him, show him your personality and have a chance at a relationship. A fat guy's got nothing.
A chick of that weight has got to realize: the percentage of guys that would fuck you>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the guys that genuinely find you attractive. Don't assume good enough to be fucked is the same as bring home to momma and show off to your friends.
So how great of big fat fuck are ya?
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Cunt punt.
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People who park facing the wrong way on two-way streets.
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Sweatergawd and the Double Aunt Andres
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I have some shitty questions. I'm curious what you cheap bastards' stances are on toilet paper? Do you skimp? Single ply? Splurge on a bidet in the name of saving TP? How many times do you fold over to get additional wipes?
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On 4/26/2018 at 10:41 AM, Horn_Spanker said:
That was funny!
Nice bush.
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That's a pretty wild statistic.
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1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:
Thanks for the laughs. I was just going purely on numbers. Kind of like how you are more likely than not to share a birthday with 23 other random people in a room.
Is this legit?
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2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:
A week long Vegas bachelor party? The way we did Vegas bachelor parties, if you went a 3rd straight night, you likely would have been dead in the morning. Two nights damn near put me in ICU.
1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:For 1, a week in Vegas will kill most of you.
This. We tried 4 nights once and even the best of the best were apathetic zombies by the end of it.
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Tramp Stampede.
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8 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:
Do you brine the brisket first? What about liquid smoke?
Thousand Island like you normally would. Omit the Butterfinger because you don't need a good bark for chili.
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2 hours ago, miguelito said:
Breathing oxygen is out of his comfort zone? What kind of fish is this guy?
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Malapropisms, Bad English and shit
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Saw this place by Fair Park and thought of this thread.