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BearMace

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  1. 23 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

     Tell her that you actually like lifetime movies because of all the beautiful actresses. 9/10 that’ll solve the problem 

    Qft. Someone needs to compile a The Shag's (fuck you Kevin) Guide to Women. This place has it figured out as much as any other collective group and in a way people can either relate to or go fuck themselves. Anyone considering marriage should have to read the Wives and Stupid Shit thread and pass a Surly grilling on what they learned.

  2. 36 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

    I'd think letting her search for awhile then putting them back in the door and then asking her in the most delicate way possible-- "hey you didn't leave them in the door again, did you?" would be the way to go. 

    That would never work. She'd check the door first. Limits the fun.

  3. 5 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

    I don't even worry about whether or not it's real, because if Dirt Bike's made up, it just means CooterBrown is a fucking genius and these concepts were still brought forth.

    I concur. It actually might be more impressive if Dirt Bike were a creation. 

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  4. 6 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

    As I've maintained throughout every incarnation of the Bidet Threas, the only drawback to the bidet is that you'll begin to fall behind on your magazines. 

    Not following. Bidet doesn't make you shit faster. You used to do a lot of reading while you wiped?

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