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BearMace

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  1. 3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

    every employee has a target for 100% training compliance.  in our paris office they have a TV that constantly displays the compliance scorecard for all of the big wigs, because its supposed to set a good example or something. 

    and of course, none of these fuckers are even close to being on-target.

    Laissez faire.

  2. Yeah that shit is pretty crazy he seems to have only have destroyed the wheels with even the front bodywork looking largely intact. Also, what the fuck was that dude on that he was sitting on a curb at 5:45am, wasn't arrested for another 2 hours and still couldn't open his eyes for a booking photo. I don't think that was just Henny. 

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  3. 5 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

    Doomlet is very much interested in purchasing a "realistic decoy poop" to leave on his friend's doorstep after he rings the bell and runs away. 

    I think I'm going to have to be a good father and make the purchase for him. 

    Do you have a good vegan peperoni recipe?

     

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  4. I saw a fat bitch impatiently waiting to jaywalk by the hospital, seemingly miffed that nobody was stopping to let her cross. Dumb bitch was literally less than 60 feet away from a permanent pedestrian crossing with full time flashing lights that all the cars were about to have to stop for anyway.  

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  5. Was there some update to the style guides in the last ten years that shifted everybody away from pled to pleaded? I swear we used to always say that someone "pled guilty", but now everything is pleaded and as long as I've tried it still sounds off to me. 

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  6. 8 hours ago, 'stache said:

    JFC, one of you assholes working for Ulta marketing? Thought about putting this in the lol thread but not sure if even this place shares the depth of my dark humor. Maybe holy shit?

     

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    For those like me who were unaware, Kate Spade committed suicide by hanging in 2018. Legit holy shit. 

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  7. 14 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

    I'll echo the hatred of people using phone speakers in public.

    The thing I don't understand is why they even enjoy doing it.  It sounds like absolute shit and you're hearing everything else around you.  Not only are headphones more courteous, they're a much better auditory experience.

    People who will listen to music on phone speakers beyond just showing somebody a video. The tinny shit sound quality makes me stabby. Closest I've ever come to getting in a fight at a gym was when a motherfucker thought it was somehow acceptable to just be blaring music on his iphone. I told him in no uncertain terms that shit was not gonna fly. 

    Along the same lines I've gotten to where I pretty much hate hearing phones ring in public. Put that shit on vibrate or at least silence it with some urgency. 

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