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BearMace

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Posts posted by BearMace

  1. On 1/15/2023 at 2:59 PM, GoPokes83 said:


    She’s still got a few great years in her. But she’ll have to put in quite a few years before she’s able to match the OG Houston news hottie!cefe2b8f84a7622b9a301d5ad1b0b2fe.jpg

    That's the laziest photoshop of all time or her arm is mangled and her carpenter was on acid. 

  2. Walked into the room with spin bikes to warm up and there's a fat fuck in here having a conversation on his phone at volume 11. I have good noise cancelling headphones, as everyone should at a gym because the music and people usually sucks, but the assumption that everyone does and that it's their responsibility to drown you out really makes me surly. Sometimes I like to wear my bone conducting headphones necessary they're light and that isn't going to block you catching up with the homie from way back while you pretend to work out.

  3. 8 hours ago, HamsterHookah said:

    I think the article addressed that. They had the DNA sample from the sheath button (his grave mistake we've always said has been leaving that behind) and from there they start building out a family tree model based on the DNA database, triangulated with hyundai elantra owner list that was queried, and they get a short list of suspects.

    They followed him to verify the DNA from the dad's garbage:

     

    Triangulated, eh?

  4. People who will type the word "fixing" and mean "about to." I can tolerate if that's the way you speak casually, but something about seeing it typed out fucking annoys the hell out of me. Same to a lesser extent with seeing "yall" written. And this is from someone who was born in Texas and lived here my entire life. 

  5. More and more shit is shipping in pointless plastic bags that are often completely pointless and redundant. It'll be cardboard shipping box, paperboard packaging, then product inside of a zip-top bag that almost certainly isn't getting fucking recycled. 

  6. Were I a more refined asshole this is probably an eagle.

    Wordle 568 3/6*

    🟨🟨🟨🟨
    🟩🟨🟨🟨
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

    12 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

    Long-vowel-sound-emphasis-on-second-syllable….thinking “but that’s not a word…”

    I was doing the exact same thing. 

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