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Constant

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Everything posted by Constant

  1. Evan Carter quietly going 0-11 albeit he’s still getting on base and scoring.
  2. God fucking damn it.
  3. That wrist better not be fucking broken.
  4. Excellent job, Mr. Robinson.
  5. The anxiety of a looming save situation is rising.
  6. Good baseball is fun.
  7. Thought he was De La Cruz for a minute.
  8. Would be nice if they would show some defense on camera.
  9. Josh crushed that. He has been very impressive to start the year. Lineup becomes devastating if he mashes like that and takes walks.
  10. I was unfamiliar with the pitcher we’re facing tonight, so I looked into him a little. He was picked up in a trade from the Dodgers, he has a small sample size in the majors, but it’s impressive. In 42 innings last year, he had 38 strikeouts to just 5 walks with an ERA of 2.14 and a WHIP of 0.76. We definitely need to take advantage of opportunities when they’re presented. Bruce probably saw these stats (and much more) and immediately called Leody into his office with some ‘fuck you’ news.
  11. That looks like a winners lineup.
  12. Trumps pump and dump money laundering scam is going to plan.
  13. I spoke way too soon. I hope we don’t keep doing this.
  14. Blah. Flirted with this all day and it finally happens. We’ve left 8 or so on base as well.
  15. Nice play, Marcus.
  16. Some good bullpen work today. *knock on wood*
  17. The pitching staff does not want to win today.
  18. I think these are the starting pitching pains we’ve been expecting.
  19. Well that inning was not as fun as some of the others. Good walk from Langford. Nice to see him not chasing pitches to make a mark.
  20. Not great.
  21. Langford batting 2nd and playing left today.
  22. 16 of last 20.
  23. +10 on the year.
  24. Smooth. Hello win column.
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