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Posts posted by austingirl
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She can't be in a wheelchair, no cane, no gray hair.
So...you like me because I'm not elderly?
Yes. And as I aforementioned, you have a killer dumpster.
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That’s a guilty face if I’ve ever seen one. Still haven’t found what Walter got into.
Are all your shoes and socks accounted for?
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Cold and 25-30mph gusts turned a Cub Scout campout this weekend into a “let’s see if our tens really hold up to their wind-ratings!”
I was supposed to take the kids on a Cub Scout trip this weekend but backed out bc of the weather. I have no interest in finding out how the tent holds up to its wind rating when it's just me, a 7-yo and a 10-yo.
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Terry: I hate that we lose to those pasty-assed mole people every year.
Holt: Oh, there's no point in mincing your words. They're knaves!-
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What exactly will you be cutting and how much and can I watch you do it while eating pork crackins?
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Leon! I need a statement! Spokane.
Standard "thoughts and prayers"?
Bullseye.
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I'm loving his husband on Twitter.
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47 minutes ago, miguelito said:
Be honest, that's not all you're wondering.
Goes without saying.
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On 3/19/2019 at 8:13 PM, miguelito said:
He really has giant hands compared to the rest of his body. I wonder how much is muscle and how much is just hand size.
I was cracking up at his face after they show the lizard in that one clip - it was the first time I'd noticed how his hair was sticking out everywhere and he looked kind of crazy. Then it's followed by his nonchalant description of what it feels like to have a bat hit your hand while climbing. And then "I had a friend get bitten by a rattlesnake on a boulder in Yellowstone. But that's just bad luck." LOL.
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On 3/22/2019 at 11:54 PM, ztejas said:
Less my type.
While we're on the subject - do you resemble Tina Fey or do you just appreciate her comedic talent?
Mainly I am a fan of her comedic talent, and of Liz Lemon, but we do have a few shared superficial qualities. Both dark-haired, dark-eyed, and glasses-wearing, and we both enjoy some good night cheese. Well, I guess it's technically Liz Lemon with the night cheese, but I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of that character was based on reality.
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I remember waking up and hearing about this the day after it happened. Most of us figured if something like that was going to happen this day and age, it would happen in Vidor, not Jasper. I had bad dreams about it for a while. And it's not like I wasn't aware that we lived where there was an obvious undercurrent of violent racism, but it was much easier to ignore before this happened. I moved to Austin the next year to go to school and have been here ever since.
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On 3/19/2019 at 12:32 PM, ztejas said:
YT won't let me embed, "Eating With Ron Swanson"
I forgot how hot that one girl Tom dates is.
I thought you meant Tatiana Maslanay.
Also this news that P&R may be coming back for a 10th season.
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They grow up in a hurry. 3 month old Walter watching some golf.
Whoa! He's gotten so big!
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The pupper is up to 30 lbs at 15 weeks old. Check out the comparison to when we got him, when he was 10 lbs at 10 weeks old. He's still mostly belly, though.
Now:
Then:
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I'll have The Joan. It's a tumbler of gin with crushed aspirin around the rim.
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30 minutes ago, formermav43 said:
Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
I read that this was one of the few ad-libbed moments in the show. So great.
I have this video bookmarked.
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This episode will never not be funny.
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5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:
harris, we know who you are, we literally just fired you.
wait, is that this job? nevermind.
This entire scene is my 10-year-old's favorite thing ever and he laughs so hard he can't talk whenever he sees it.
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Biscuit and my SIL's dog Captain playing bitey face. Cap outweighs Biscuit by about 40 lbs but he keeps it fair. They will do this for HOURS.
This is like my two. Edgar likes to let Rocket think he has the upper hand for at least a few seconds at a time.
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4 hours ago, Js1 said:
It’s wholesome. It’s a family who legit loves each other. It’s not like family guy in that regard.
My kids love it and don't get most of the adult humor. Currently watching The Kids Run the Restaurant.
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10 hours ago, Neonmoon said:
I don’t know how you deal with people like that
At least we got to the point where he calls me a dumb bitch quickly, instead of more pretending that he was talking about Alex.
(OP - sorry to derail.)
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5 minutes ago, hundredTT said:
For normal people of course. Do you not realize Alex isn't normal? She is a suburban bimbo who lives by norms...Alex lived in a van for 8 years, eating random slosh with a spatula and peeing in bottles bedside. As I said, he needs someone extreme, not a dumb bitch wanting to measure for a sectional when he was like "I'd sleep on the carpet". Her shit will get tiring and pussy will get old especially with him being a celebrity now, he will get all sorts of strange groupies who are better looking.
On 3/6/2019 at 6:38 PM, hundredTT said:Watching this now. One of the best docs I have ever seen. His GF is def accommodating, but still annoying as fuck. But you know what, what woman isn't? No way it will last, Alex's fuck it attitude isn't going to change. They are in their "honeymoon" phase and she's already talking about needing words of affirmation and all the typical BS. he won't put up with the nagging and I'm sure the pussy is already getting old.
Ok but you've already referred to her as:
- A suburban bimbo
- A dumb bitch
- Annoying as fuck
- Pussy
Which reads like your personal opinion, not just as your interpretation of what Alex sees in her.
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2019 Rain Thread
in Daily Texan
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Older son had a soccer game at 8 am at Town and Country. If you've ever played there, it was on the field that is the farthest away from any parking lot - maybe a 7-10 minute walk. I thought the fields would close before the game, but no such luck, so the kids and I went over and got there around 7:45. We haul all our shit out there, get set up in the drizzle, play 7 minutes, then it thundered. That means a 30-minute delay and we have to go wait in our cars. We go back to the cars, thinking they were going to call it the next time it thundered. Alas, they apparently did not hear the next boom because we were sent back out after the 30 minutes was up.
So we schlepped everything back again, they blow the whistle, and that's when it really started raining. No thunder though, so the kids played the entire thing in steady, mostly hard rain. By the time it ended even us spectators were soaked. On the way home, we grabbed some kolaches to go (because everyone deserved a treat), came home, dried off, and are now watching a movie and I'm not stepping a foot outside for a long time.
Tldr: It was a shitty morning for a soccer game.