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  1. 36 minutes ago, tx ind said:

    He’s looked like shit for awhile, the chicanery is weighing on him.  He knows better but he’s too much of a pussy to stand up for what’s right.

    Fuck him. He's "known better" for close to a decade. He called him out on it repeatedly in '16, but like all the other pussies he jumped in the cuck chair once it was clear the rubes preferred orange. 

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    "He is a con artist," Rubio said. "He runs on this idea he is fighting for the little guy, but he has spent his entire career sticking it to the little guy — his entire career." 

    Rubio's full-throated offensive came the morning after he and Ted Cruz teamed up against Trump at the 10th Republican debate in Houston. Rubio specifically pounced on Trump's hiring of foreign workers and his now-defunct Trump University, both examples Rubio cited here as he argued the billionaire is doing a "con job" on voters.

    "He's going to Americans that are struggling, that are hurting, and he's implying, 'I'm fighting for you because I'm a tough guy,'" Rubio said. "A tough guy? This guy inherited $200 million. He's never faced any struggle."

    Rubio added: "The other day, he told a protester, 'I'm going to punch you in the face.' Donald Trump has never punched anyone in the face. Donald Trump was the first guy that begged for Secret Service protection."

    Appearing later Friday morning in nearby Fort Worth, Trump called Rubio's tirade a sign of desperation that shows the Florida senator is not "presidential material." Trump also took issue with a number of Rubio's claims, including that Trump inherited $200 million and that his vodka line went out of business. 

    "I used to call Ted Cruz a liar, but now I'll also call Marco Rubio" a liar, Trump told reporters before the start of his own rally at the Fort Worth Convention Center.

    At one point in his rally, Rubio pulled out his phone and read from the stage a series of misspelled tweets Trump had sent earlier in the morning. The tweets, one of which called Rubio a "leightweight chocker," prompted the Florida senator to offer two theories for the spelling errors. 

    "No. 1, that's how they spell those words at the Wharton School of Business," Rubio said, referring to Trump's oft-touted alma mater, "or No. 2, just like the Trump Tower, he relies on a foreign worker to do his own tweets." 

    It was not the only time Rubio seized on Trump's reliance on foreign labor for some of his properties. As Rubio recalled his parents' immigrant experience, he noted his "mother was a maid, the kind of people Donald Trump hires from other countries."

    Rubio also saved some ridicule for Trump's performance at the debate. Rubio suggested Trump had a "meltdown" during a commercial break, scrambling to get rid of a "sweat mustache" he developed and demanding a full-length mirror for an unknown reason. "Maybe to make sure his pants weren't wet — I don't know," Rubio said.

    Rubio's Trump criticism, which garnered rowdy reaction here at Klyde Warren Park in downtown Dallas, took a turn for the serious more than once. He blamed the media for propping up Trump in an effort to push him into the general election, where the billionaire's critics believe he will lose against the Democrats' pick. "We cannot nominate someone's who's going to be shredded to pieces, " Rubio said.

    As he wound down his Trump rampage, Rubio made a direct appeal to Texans.

    "You all have friends that are thinking about voting for Donald Trump," Rubio said. "Friends do not let friends vote for con artists." 

    And now he globetrots around the globe asking other nations to do this con artist's bidding. He has no spine, he'll keep taking it like the baby back bitch that he is. 

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  2. Allright....I'm tempted to grab a flight on one of these shitbuckets as they are apparently the only direct flight between Austin and Asheville these days. How bad is this going to be? Worse than Spirit? I guess I could always fly direct into Charlotte and grab a rental car for the weekend, but that seems like a lot of additional cost and hassle. @Celery Man you ever fly Allegiant to austin?

    Aw shit, I think CM is in Raleigh, not Asheville. anybody else fly Allegiant lately?

  3. 8 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

    Israel is VERY LATE with the "thank you, Mr. President!"

    That's what happens when you don't provide the requisite "attention to this matter", as trump suggested. This is very high level stuff, here. Don't feel bad if you feel like you're falling behind. 

  4. It will be amusing depressing to watch all the GQP lackeys like MTG praise trump for his courage, two days after unequivocally stating we have no reason to get involved in the war with Iran. Even Cucker will find a way to praise it eventually. 

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  5. 1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

    My wife and oldest son (7) are going up in a hot air balloon with my mother in law for her 60th birthday in a couple weeks. This isn't making me feel great about that.

    Yeah fuck that. Those things crash and fuck up with a frequency that fails my risk/reward analysis. Here's another one from last month. 

    I'm cool looking out a plane window. 

     

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  6. 19 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    That comment section validates my unwaivering belief that we could euthanize 80+% of the US population and be better off for it. There are some unintentional lulz to be found however...

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    I do not watch women's basketball to see assault & violence! Make the fines in the thousands of dollars to get this to stop! Its sickening to think the coaches find this behavior acceptable. WNBA is a racist organization like Black Lives Matters!

    Eclipsing the 4 figure fine barrier will be a momentous breakthrough for the league.

  7. 17 minutes ago, Slacks said:

    He was injured a lot.

    Indeed. Less than 1300 yds playing across 4 years. By his last year, he was behind both Ricky and Shon Mitchell. I don't think anyone believed he would go on to achieve those monster NFL seasons 5 years after his time at Texas, including the Chiefs.

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  8. On 6/18/2025 at 4:24 PM, thunderlounge said:

     

    Actually, you’re both right. See, this was the first introduction. Lesson one: why aggy’s stand behind, not in front.

    On to lesson two. 

    Lesson two (AP) - the Eiffel Tower, aka why sometimes aggy also stand in front

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    Cleveland Browns rookie quarterback Shedeur Sanders' speeding citation for driving 101 mph this week wasn't the first time he was cited for speeding in Ohio this month.

    According to a Medina [Ohio] Municipal Court record that was filed June 6, Sanders was pulled over by the Ohio State Patrol earlier this month. In that alleged violation, which took place June 5 in Brunswick Hills, Ohio, the Ohio State Patrol told WJW-TV that Sanders was stopped for driving 91 mph in a 65 mph zone.

    This guy is a major league fucking dildo. 

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  10. Another spectacular success last night, elmo. I bet his engineers would take this shit more seriously if he was sitting on top of one of those bad boys. Lets give that a shot....

     

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  11. Well... so much for tickets becoming more affordable as game day approached. Looks like half the seats in the stadium are still available and the cheapest ticket into the place is still $92 on seat geek. Prices haven't really budged at all, so I'm wondering if this is the US soccer federation being too proud to sell tickets for a USMNT game for $25? I would willingly pay a higher price to watch our A team guys, but they can get fucked if they think its worth $100 to watch these slapdicks in a heat index that will be around 100 at kick. Stadium is gonna look like shit with all those empty seats. 

     

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