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Blotto

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  1. Boom....

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    I have to use offshore sportsbooks because fuck you Texas, but I'm digging this trend of sportsbooks offering same game parlays where you can mix game markets with player props. I'm not naive enough to believe that they aren't making money off of this, but the ability to group a bunch of correlated legs  into a single wager makes it easy to get some hefty payouts for very little money wagered. If you have a hunch about not just a score, but also how the game will play out, its kind of fun to crank these out as entertainment bets. 

    I was probably 0 for 40-ish before I hit that one, but I also had several near misses of 6-1 or 7-1 (8 legs is the max at this book). Guess I'll up the bet a bit and see if I can keep getting lucky. Here's another one I just missed today. Fuck off, Goedert!

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  2. 1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

     We will see if the $9.95’ers have spine tomorrow.  

     

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     any minor criticisms those clowns may make will be couched with plenty of excuses so that they stay in daddy Sark's good graces. But honestly, who gives a fuck what those pandering jock sniffers have to say? 

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  3. 3 hours ago, Drew said:

    Felt the same for a while. At least this year.  I was hoping last week was a spring board. But it’s the Same shit. 
     

    Yes the play calling stinks. But he can’t call short easy passes cause arch can’t hit them.  

    Its just that simple. Arch can't reliably hit the layups. While Sark has his own issues, how do you play call for a QB with his accuracy issues. We might as well run the f'n wishbone

    1 hour ago, GabrielsHorn said:

    He’s just not consistent enough to be a quality starting QB. 
     

    sark needs to think about what does he really want for next year as bringing Arch back will be an easy way to get fired. 

    I'm starting to think its more likely than not that Arch will probably transfer if he doesn't drastically improve. The noise will be deafening here in Austin next season and who wants to put up with that BS. And why wouldn't we see what we have in Lacey, or fuck it, Dia Bell assuming he sticks with us. If they can't play better than what Arch has displayed to date, what the fuck are we doing? His name is probably worth the most at Ole Miss and Kiffin's QBs have been putting up numbers. Wouldn't shock me. 

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  4. 1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

    Only CDC can tell Sark to hire an OC or else. Sark obviously is not going to so it on his own.

    Honestly, I dont even like that option. Sark will be a grumpy bitch about it, and probably check out mentally. Either get a new coach or live with the fact that Sark is the OC. It aint my money, so if they can find the coin to shitcan that clown, I'd far prefer it. Lots of people can recruit to Austin with the money this program has access to. Sark is who he is, and thats the problem. 

  5. 5 hours ago, ncsufootball said:

    Just when you thought it couldn't get any more fucked up..........  Surprise!

    You've got a scheming, 24 year-old gold digger with an IQ of about 80 controlling a 73 year-old, bumbling, anti-social coach who has decided to throw it all away for some fresh pussy. It can and likely will get more fucked up. I'm counting on it. 

    1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    How long until this becomes a Casey Kasem situation?

    6 months ago? She probably already makes him sleep in a dog crate at the foot of her bed. 

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  6. 1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

    ^^^
    I’d be very skeptical of that. Fear is the big motivator for a short squeeze. When all shorts have a huge profit, that element is not present. 

    Skeptical doesn't adequately convey my opinion of this trade, but its also just some of the profits from my brief 24 hour foray into the critical metals mania last week. I have a sell order in on 2/3 of my contracts at a 50% profit, which would leave the rest as a free roll. If that doesn't hit by this afternoon, I'll probably bail on the entire position which is up about 30% currently. Like I mentioned....purely an entertainment wager, certainly not an investment. 

  7. Some of the apes on wsb seem to be pushing BYND and their shitty fake burgers as the "Next" big squeeze. Volume on the underlying is already at 140M shares ( or 10X daily average) one hour into trading. I jumped in with an entertainment sized bet on some Nov 21 options when the market opened because premiums seemed cheap. I look forward to how poorly I time my exit from this trade. 

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  8. 4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

    Takes the knee on the five. Entire two min period is shit, once again. NFL has filed paperwork with Secur Exch Commiss to change to NPL - The National Pussyball League. Enjoy the shit their shoveling down your throats.

    Did your mom use to drink a lot? 

  9. 7 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

    They’re paying 800m for a stadium upgrade.  They got money

    Do you think its more likely they have $800M in a cookie jar in the athletic dept snack room, or do you think they used bonds which they have to repay out of athletic department revenue? If its the latter, that $100M out the door for this coaching change further limits their financial flexibility. I guess we all know how PSU will vote on that $2B equity deal. 

  10. 5 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

    MITCH MCCONNELL ATTACKED BY FEMALE ANTIFA LEADER IN THE CAPITOL!!!

    The revered senator, was also subsequently captured on video, becoming an attempted victim of kidnapping by two ethnic minorities.  "This is shocking," says his doctor, "Just last week he had the best medical examination results of his life.  That young man has the body of a 28-year old triathlete, the most fit Congressman we have had since that closeted gay one in the House decorated his office like a French bordello.."  

    You're going to have to be more specific

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