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Blotto

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  1. It seemed like there were weeks on end in summer's previous where the temp never dropped below 80 even at night. Weather underground has the bergstrom temp at 78 f'n degrees at noon in late July.
  2. I guess there's an outside chance his yardboy is named Otto.
  3. Seriously. Kirby seems like a f'n piece of shit. When this much bullshit happens at one school, its obvious the coach doesn't give a fuck.
  4. Ha. As I was watching that, I was thinking to myself how fantastic it would be to see Dotard and Ivanka recreate that scene. It would be mesmerizing to watch Trump's hair take on a life of its own as he ogled Ivanka's warlocks flapping in the breeze next to him.
  5. I had already cooled on gameday the last few years, but once they hired that fucking tool Mcafee, that was it for me. I didn't realize Saban was coming on board and agree he will probably be a good addition. If there was a way to mute one person, I'd probably give it a shot.
  6. The putting montage of this round I saw earlier indicates that he sucks ass at golf considering how much time he spends at it.
  7. These videos crack me up every year. I gotta be honest, I'd rather watch this shit than fireworks. If I ever get up to Alaska, I may have to schedule over the 4th. No action until about 9 minutes in.
  8. But everyone remember.....its the liberal socialists that wage cancel culture.
  9. This is about the timeframe of the 2020 campaign, where he was floating the idea that the ONLY way he could lose would be a rigged/stolen election BS. I remember him claiming they had all the votes they needed back then as well. Dude is playing the greatest hits. Its all he has.
  10. She should promise free concerts to the three cities that register the most new voters.
  11. Right when you get there, shit in their front yard, wipe your ass with the flag, and peace out. Frees up your whole weekend.
  12. About to crack 640 which would be about as high as its been in 1.5 years.
  13. Seems risky Also, I guess they're doing this thing again here in Austin For those that ultimately succumb to the cold murky depths of the Lake Travis lakebed, I say, at least you died doing something important......providing hours if not days of lulz for the rest of us. Get fucked.
  14. I stand by what I said. If those fat cunts have to limit themselves to only 2 or 3 brats, and perhaps cheese curds OR frozen custard so that they dont resemble Charlie Weiss, than those are my expectations.
  15. Its been years since I lived out there, but Zeitgeist used to be a good day drinking spot back in the 00's. Its a shithole, but was one of those places where you always meet complete strangers and have a good time killing drinks out back. Good cross section of people congregated there and it was a good change of pace from most places in the city while still being uniquely SF, at least it used to be. According to this article they have proper restrooms now, so maybe its heading downhill. https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/sf-dive-bar-zeitgeist-17669945.php
  16. And by "Hope" she means a platter with a dozen bratwurst drowning in cheese curds, gravy, and frozen custard.
  17. He was talking to Fred Trump....whose child is disabled https://time.com/7002003/donald-trump-disabled-americans-all-in-the-family/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=editorial&utm_term=politics_donald-trump&linkId=520217857
  18. It gets better.... https://techcrunch.com/2024/07/24/crowdstrike-offers-a-10-apology-gift-card-to-say-sorry-for-outage/
  19. Shit, if we can name our price, I'm demanding the return of party balls.
  20. too soon Look, just because you don't like the guy doesn't mean he isn't entitled to a date night.
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