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Blotto

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  1. It's amazing that aggy can somehow always manage to hire a bigger f'n dipshit for AD than the last guy. Couple of more cycles and their AD is going to show up to the SEC meetings wearing nothing but a helmet and a diaper.
  2. Things going well in da station https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3544122 I cant imagine how badly they would fuck this up, but I'm pretty sure Reveille wouldn't shit right for a week.
  3. He's lean. He's mean. He's a gig'em machine.
  4. https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/45350150/pga-tour-eliminates-starting-strokes-format-tour-championship
  5. of course he pardoned these freaks https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/trump-pardon-reality-tv-couple-convicted-federal-fraud-charges-rcna209349
  6. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/45254253/ranking-college-football-coaches-players Coaches ranked as players. Sark comes in at #4 with Heupel, Eddie George, and Sanders ahead of him.
  7. Not getting a ton of love from the betting public right about now (Draftkings odds)
  8. Blotto

    Burgers

    I never made it by because $20 for a double smashburger and fries just didn't seem that compelling when I have the Crown, Billy's, Workhorse, Dirty's and a couple other places all within the same distance. I doubt anybody is really surprised by this development.
  9. He had exactly one top 10 finish in his career. Even Ferentz has managed 5 of those since 2000.
  10. Is there any huge hail in this bitch?
  11. Some of my earliest boners are equally outraged.
  12. I decided to give the ghost pepper wings at Wingzup a shot the other day. This video triggers my PTSD.
  13. Is was probably hard enough when the aggy AD had to get Texags approval for coaching hires (see Stoops, Mark). But now that the Jizz'em Gazette has entered the power broker landscape, it has to be humbling for the AD to take the #3 seat in the decision making process. But if anyone can do it, Trev Alberts is the cuck for the job.
  14. The problem isnt with the fucking assholes in DC, the problem is with the assholes known collectively as americans. We are collectively too fucking stupid to work our way out of this mess. The president of the United States takes a fucking oath to uphold the constitution, and a few months later openly muses that he isnt sure he has to uphold the constitution. Most Americans probably aren't aware that he even said it because they are too busy scrolling tiktok, and not enough of those that are aware of what he said even give a shit that our constitutional rights are now subjugated to the whims of the president. Burn it down and see what replaces it, because America is dead.
  15. https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45331428/fever-caitlin-clark-least-2-weeks-quad-strain At least two weeks, which I assume would be 3 or 4 games. Will be interesting to see the tv ratings for those games vs the first 4 Fever games.
  16. these playoffs have been a hoot. Let's see some OT here.
  17. Everyone loves a winner.
  18. I think 4 bills is easily in play. he's 6'10 and obese.
  19. Wonder what that fat slob perkins tips the scales at. He looks like he could eat the rest of the panel and still opt for a dessert.
  20. Look at inspector clouseau over here correctly sussing out that a lot of us find women's basketball to be a joke. What was your first clue...... the fact that many of us in this thread have explicitly stated that the WNBA is absolute unwatchable dogshit?
  21. There's a roller coaster manufacturer out there missing a golden NIL opportunity. Sign the whole fucking team up and take a team picture with their hands up right as they crest the peak. Of course they would probably have to retrofit a locomotive to get Elko's fat ass up there.
  22. Is he on a treadmill, or nah?
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