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Blotto

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  1. This one is too good for just a .gif that ends before you see that dude wobble around in the spirit world. His kids are probably still concussed thanks to Vasher
  2. David Booth dropping another $300M on KU. https://www.espn.com.au/college-sports/story/_/id/45963661/kansas-target-football-upgrades-new-revenue-300m-gift
  3. You cant bet against your son with prop bets if he's not on the field. I believe this is whats known as priming the pump
  4. Brent Venables: Mateer's venmo transaction list is sitting on my desk right now for review. Dads openly bragging about Arch deep-dickin' their own daughters is the definition of a superstar
  5. This man's middle name is "shenanigans."
  6. Another "first" for Texas. I'm going to assume that there arent too many times when the #1 team in the country opens the season on the road vs the #2/3 team. If they're gonna offer me better than 1-1 odds to watch Texas cockslap Ryan Day, sign me the fuck up.
  7. HEB has decent pizzas and it seems that more often than not, they always have at least one variety that has coupons out that make it pretty fucking cheap. Last time I cruised down the frozen fatass aisle, you could buy one of these: And get a free pint of gelato. This shit is pretty damn good if you haven't tried it. And the flatbread turned out pretty good once I doctored it up with some fresh jalapeno and mounds of grated parmesan . Since I knew damn well I was gonna house both of those that evening, I thought the fresh veggies added a healthful twist.
  8. And he's a chinet man, so you know he can appreciate the best the world has to offer.
  9. nobody cares derka. Not one fucking person here cares that you feel slighted. Not in the least. This isnt a board about you. Go ahead and produce any evidence that I talked shit to you about QE one time. It doesnt exist. But now we all get to watch you sling shit for the next 4 pages.
  10. The only explanation I have is his mom is out there fucking GM's Yet again, advantage aggy.
  11. He's gonna do it again. Fuck up another thread. He lives for this shit.
  12. The thing that was always most maddening to me about Quinn is that he was basically the same QB at the end of 2025 that he was at the beginning of 2023. Surprisingly little improvement other than losing the mullet. In his first year he looked great at times (Alabama before injury, OU) and looked like dogshit at times. Fast forward to his third year and its the same thing. Look at the stats of some of the other QBs drafted (Ward, Dart, Sanders) and note that their stats show improvement year after year. Quinn actually regressed statistically last year. I don't know if that's an indictment on QE, Sark/staff, or both. If we see steady improvement out of Arch, I'll guess we know.
  13. fucking ugly performance in his debut when you toss in the fumble (two??)
  14. I had the same thought. Didnt hate the guy, but ready to see what Sark can do with higher upside.
  15. As a broncos fan, I had the game on in the background the entire time and yeah, Stidham played like a maniac. Love having all the Texas guys on the squad and Payton carried three QB's last year, so I wouldn't be surprised to see Sam stick around. It's the first year in many that I don't fully expect us to suck ass. Nix played surprisingly well last year especially the second half...
  16. Florida might be a stretch due to his time at FSU, but I could see him at Auburn if Freeze continues to shit the bed. They aren't opposed to the occasional questionable hire.
  17. Sam coming in for the Broncos. Start of 4th qtr
  18. Nailed it. Even the stache, lulz.
  19. And yet there is nary a mention of him over on texags. I'm convinced Liucci has his staff on the look out for any mention of the Jizz'em Gazette with instructions to "shoot to kill" any post that they find. Cant risk having his flock exposed. Once they get a taste, the empire will crumble.
  20. How the fuck would you know that he's going to throw an incompletion?
  21. Yeah, Richardson is ass. So they went out and picked up Daniel Jones, who is ass ²
  22. There are 4 pics in that tweet. 2 of them show the equipment in the lockers above and next to each chair.
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