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Blotto

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  1. whats not to like
  2. Yeah about that.....
  3. I guess this where cat videos go? cat farts.mp4
  4. For me, it was the "concept of a plan" line where I immediately guffawed. He's been railing on Obamacare for 8+ years now and assured all the dumb fucking rubes his administration would immediately replace it when he was elected back in 2016 (with control of congress). And the best that mush brain could come up with after all that time, was "I have the concept of a plan." That line alone would have killed politicians in simpler times. Such a diarrhea-brained imbecile. https://archive.ph/j1z8Y (The Real Reason Republicans Couldn’t Kill Obamacare) TLDR - Trump and his fucktarded band of circus geeks dont do the work, they themselves know they wont do the work, so instead they just scream about everything like toddlers.
  5. You can't possibly be that fucking stupid can you? https://archive.ph/CrHiG
  6. Kelce should challenge him to a celebrity MMA match with the proceeds going to charity. And then beat the living fuck out of him. beat him into a fucking coma.....you know.....for charity. that would be fun. wait....you're surprised the hivemind at Texags doesnt recognize someone being easily manipulated and controlled?
  7. Sept 11th is a difficult anniversary for many in this country . Some simply reflect on the somber tragedy of thousands of Americans perishing in unimaginable ways. Others pull on their latex bodysuit and jerk off to Milf Porn. Who am I to say which is more appropriate?
  8. Holy shit, she is all onboard the maga batshit crazy train. Telling tay tay "F-You" is always gonna work out well in the court of popular opinion.
  9. but that's not important right now
  10. this one has potential https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3488606
  11. I'm pretty stoned, but that one slayed me.
  12. Made it about 20 minutes this time. Not bad.....about 18.5 minutes longer than I managed during the DJT/Biden debate. I just cant listen to that orange fuck spew his verbal diarrhea.
  13. yup this bullshit ain't changing anyone's mind unless this is the first time you've seen either of them speak. They will both ignore the questions and hit the stump speech.
  14. manhatten prepared, bowl loaded.....let's see how much I can stomach
  15. that dumb m'fer managed to go broke well before his playing days were even over. you could give him another $50 million today and this thread would be right back to where it started in another 5 years.
  16. Good luck with that. Go with the big bottle
  17. I think I've zeroed in on where your advice starts to fall apart.
  18. "best customers".....lulz. Like Disney gave them a few passes they could allocate to their biggest chumps.
  19. Not surprisingly, TedCruzStayTheFuckAwayFromTheLonghornSidelinesOnOct19thYouFatStupidCunt.com is still available
  20. Raiders v Chargers games are always a good bet for shenanigans. At least the ones still in Cali, not sure if raiders games in LV have the same vibe that they did in Oakland.
  21. I know two and keep hoping they will shoot each other in a fight over who gets to suck-off Trump first. I'm still liking my chances on this one. Lulz at 6 of NBC's best and brightest collaborating on an article that is a 2 min read.
  22. stafford is balling out tonight.
  23. "He must know something we dont" Narrator: In fact, he did know it was only 3rd down.
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