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Blotto

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  1. He had exactly one top 10 finish in his career. Even Ferentz has managed 5 of those since 2000.
  2. Is there any huge hail in this bitch?
  3. Some of my earliest boners are equally outraged.
  4. I decided to give the ghost pepper wings at Wingzup a shot the other day. This video triggers my PTSD.
  5. Is was probably hard enough when the aggy AD had to get Texags approval for coaching hires (see Stoops, Mark). But now that the Jizz'em Gazette has entered the power broker landscape, it has to be humbling for the AD to take the #3 seat in the decision making process. But if anyone can do it, Trev Alberts is the cuck for the job.
  6. The problem isnt with the fucking assholes in DC, the problem is with the assholes known collectively as americans. We are collectively too fucking stupid to work our way out of this mess. The president of the United States takes a fucking oath to uphold the constitution, and a few months later openly muses that he isnt sure he has to uphold the constitution. Most Americans probably aren't aware that he even said it because they are too busy scrolling tiktok, and not enough of those that are aware of what he said even give a shit that our constitutional rights are now subjugated to the whims of the president. Burn it down and see what replaces it, because America is dead.
  7. https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45331428/fever-caitlin-clark-least-2-weeks-quad-strain At least two weeks, which I assume would be 3 or 4 games. Will be interesting to see the tv ratings for those games vs the first 4 Fever games.
  8. these playoffs have been a hoot. Let's see some OT here.
  9. Everyone loves a winner.
  10. I think 4 bills is easily in play. he's 6'10 and obese.
  11. Wonder what that fat slob perkins tips the scales at. He looks like he could eat the rest of the panel and still opt for a dessert.
  12. Look at inspector clouseau over here correctly sussing out that a lot of us find women's basketball to be a joke. What was your first clue...... the fact that many of us in this thread have explicitly stated that the WNBA is absolute unwatchable dogshit?
  13. Wait til you find out about Mike Pence.
  14. There's a roller coaster manufacturer out there missing a golden NIL opportunity. Sign the whole fucking team up and take a team picture with their hands up right as they crest the peak. Of course they would probably have to retrofit a locomotive to get Elko's fat ass up there.
  15. Is he on a treadmill, or nah?
  16. She should have used this an excuse to blame AI for all of those images of her nasty-ass, three toed spork feet.
  17. Lulz, her FG% is a disgrace, especially when you have to figure 80% of her attempts come within 6 feet of the basket. She has no shooting form, she just heaves it towards the rim like the goal is merely to make contact. But I guess when both of your eyes are busy migrating to the back of your head, that's probably all you can hope for.
  18. Lulz at Tim Apple giving Trump $1M for his inaugural committee, making repeated trips down to mar-a-lago to polish Trump's nob, etc... Love to see it. Fuck you Tim. Try having a spine next time.
  19. He's a fucking clown who has been running the same playbook on these boards for years. He constantly assumes his own opinions are actual facts, and then uses those "facts" as the basis to shout down whoever he doesn't agree with, and considers that logical. He might be educated, but he sure as fuck ain't smart. Dunning Kruger is worried it will be replaced with Rex Kramer.
  20. his +/- was +14 while DiVincenzo shit out a smooth -27.
  21. I regret not buying a couple of those when they dropped. Something that is that godawful bizarre was always gonna become a collectors item. It was a no brainer. However, I guess you'd probably want to turn them over pretty quick. It would suck to die, and then have your unknowing family uncover your stash of snizz candles. Also, this would not have been my first guess
  22. I doubt it. The article I posted says he owned a flight school, and another article from the BBC had the following
  23. Ha! I just saw Douche-Rod sitting under the basket. I forgot he's a T'wolves owner now. Even more reason to enjoy this shit.
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