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Blotto

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  1. Lulz at anyone pining for this dude. Not one notable win as a college HC and some aggy fans are actually convinced that he can take that dumpster fire to the promised land. Why? Because he killed it in HS and is a nice guy? I'd kick CDC in the nuts if he ever thought about hiring Traylor, or any other coach at a similar stage in their career. Traylor was already my preferred choice to extend aggy misery for a few more years, but now I'm all in. If this uninspired performance is because the team caught wind of him getting the aggy job....
  2. Better not see any brakes tonight. Fuck Yormark, fuck Coach Joey, and fuck their perpetually butthurt fanbase. I hope we skull fuck them by 60.
  3. lulz at the f'n egg bowl at number 4.
  4. Rittenhouse has never stood that close to a vagina, forget about getting the owner of one to let him touch it.
  5. Even though they won't admit it, I think the average aggy fan secretly loves it when they have to replace a coach, because its the only time they are truly relevant on the CFB scene. A&M gets a lot more coverage in the media during these times, and for once its not about their milkmen prancing around like they're from KC. After they make their choice, its back to another 4-6 years of 8-4 football where they largely fall out of the national spotlight. This might be as good as it gets if you cheer for aggy. You can strut around the office rubbing your micropeen telling everyone all about your unrivaled resources. And speaking of those resources, over on the gomer board I see a bunch of those dipshits that want to hire DeBoer bragging not only about how aggy can pay him more, but also that their unmatched resources will allow a coach like DeBoer to contend for a championship. And yet somehow with all those resources, A&M never contends for championships while Washington has parlayed their green stamps and best buy coupons into a top 4 ranking and a solid chance at the championship in DeBoer's second season. They are so close to getting it, and then liucci comes along and jacks them all off with his one of his patented screeds extolling the greatness of aggy, and the system reboots itself back to the status quo.
  6. aggy playing their first decent competition (FAU) of the year and getting worked by 18 with about 10mins left. Buzz just got him that sweet aggy extension money, so he can go back to cruise control, per aggy tradition.
  7. I imagine a scene where all the aggy decision makers follow the lead of their highest ranking officer. Reveille, Sharp, Liucci, bjorkbjorkbjork, all in a line to sniff Kiffin’s grundle. It's a special moment in every aggy coaches life.
  8. So true. I remember by first impression walking around Montreal was "Gotdamn there's a fuckton of hot chicks up here". And then I noticed there really weren't any fatties. Not a single porker walking around in spandex 4X too small with their gunt spilling out like Niagara. It was a refreshing change of pace. And then my return flight to Austin connected through Houston and I had the sads.
  9. First year making nog. Went with the AB recipe. It's not as thick as I would have guessed, but damn, it's nice and boozy. I'll leave it here until I return for xmas and crack into it.
  10. Edey is a trip. Guy is slow as fuck with post moves that take minutes, but he's so damn big he's difficult to defend in college. Nothing about his game seems like he can thrive in the NBA. I guess thats why he will likely be a two time college play of the year and his draft position in mockdrafts is second round or undrafted.
  11. Just stumbled across this article, and holy shit Jim Irsay might be the biggest dumbass owner in all of professional sports. This isnt going to go well for him, but fuck him he's a dildo anyway. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38957988/jim-irsay-cites-status-white-billionaire-2014-arrest
  12. Fuck yes, just saw the news. My favorite show going right now.
  13. All things being equal it beats Trump jerking off imaginary dudes. I laughed at at about halfway through that video when he was grinding away on whoever that person is, presumably not his wife. The reaction here in the US would be something else. At least currently. We're probably heading that direction as the world spirals into global idiocracy.
  14. We got a frontier twofer, a crazy bitch followed up by a stupid religious bitch.
  15. Goddamn the struggles that poor bastard had to endure. Imagine the deflating malaise he experienced clocking in daily at InMotion during those early years, certain he would never become CEO......because he was already slated to be handed the CEO gig in the family business. It's an inspirational story that must resonate with sigma chi's eveywhere.
  16. I'm not sure Lindell has quite grasped the essence of Trump yet. As soon as you no longer have anything to offer Trump (in Lindell's case, money), "Fuck off, Mike"
  17. Lulz, in what context? To beg for arch in the transfer portal?
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