College football is absolutely a fucking mess right now. Uncapped pay with unlimited free agency is ruining the sport.
So I have a buddy who owns a company here in town. Mack and Sally were a customer before he left for NC, but my buddy only dealt with Sally and didn't know who the fuck they were because the paper work was always Sally and William Brown. My buddy isn't a UT guy, so the name Sally Brown just never stood out to him.They left for NC and no longer needed the service, so they cancelled.
My buddy gets a call a few weeks ago and Sally tells him they are moving back and would like to work with my buddy's company again. My buddy offloads the call to a guy that works for him, and this guy also doesn't recognize the names William and Sally Brown. Sally tells this guy they are moving back from a stint at UNC, and he replies that it's too bad they won't be around chapel hill for the Belichick era. Sally pauses for a second and says....."yeah that's who replaced my husband." At that point, the light bulb turned on. lulz.