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Blotto

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  1. If Jimbo went to WVU and got them into the playoffs in year 1, while aggy is still paying him like a top 5 coach....well that would be swell. I mean the odds are really, really low because he's a moron, but the universe does like to fuck with aggy.
  2. As we head into the heart of the holiday season, it warms my cold heart to think about how miserable aggy will be with each successive horn victory. With a nice run, we can fuck up their entire calendar until the end of January. And that's really the essence of this festive time of year.
  3. Fuck all that. Unless this was what you had in mind for a wellness check.
  4. It's strange, 35 doesn't seem particularly old for a kicker. Some of the good ones kick into their 40's. Wonder if he has a nagging injury of some sort that can unfuck itself over the off-season. He's been so good, I would hate to see him go out on a shitty season like this.
  5. Fuck it, that's probably the type of hire Rice should make. Arguably they should just drop football, but if they want to keep trying as the 2nd smallest school in FBS, they will be limited to washed up retreads or up and comers. At least the up and comer might get you some Cignetti type success for a couple of years. Run the triple option, I dont hate it.
  6. I find it amusing that this is the first link google returned when I googled his name. I don't think he's coming back Trev, you can probably kill the link. https://12thman.com/sports/baseball/roster/coaches/jim-schlossnagle/1656
  7. He's washed. I don't see how the Jets continue with this experiment. Wonder if any other teams want a taste of this f'n loser
  8. To be fair, that guy came up with a more detailed plan than Bjork ever managed, and aggy was paying him $1.5M/yr before he left to go fuckup tOSU. Hell they should shitcan Trev and let this guy work for free .https://footballscoop.com/news/under-mike-elko-texas-a-m-is-going-to-take-the-stairs There's some gems in that article, starting with the obvious, which is the idea of that fat fuck Elko taking the stairs anywhere.
  9. yeah, scanning various post over at texags, I've seen enough to know that they havent learned anything from this. Plenty of consipracies about the refs, the league, etc... We aren't that good, we just happened to play them on their worst game of the year. As a species, aggy prefer to make excuses rather than make changes. And the administration largely views the world the same way. Nothing is ever their own fault, the world conspires against them. Its why they will never unfuck themselves and are hardwired for failure.
  10. Even more reason we should take a shit on A&M's logo tonight. I don't think that one's been claimed yet. Not by players anyway (hat tip to Bevo)
  11. That's fucking amazing. He's like a sentient butternut squash
  12. Bring back Urban! We need a coach who will fix this shit and isnt afraid to get his hands dirty in the process
  13. And thats fair. Which is why I suggest our linemen all take a shit on their logo after we win tonight.
  14. He aint wrong.
  15. Mcafee definitely seems like the kind of guy that would take to A&M like a dick to a glory hole.
  16. I get it. Heading into 2024 my expectations were to deliver Sydney Sweeney a good rogering, resulting in the best 20 seconds of her life. Alarmingly, she still hasn't reached out. You guys think I should make the first move?
  17. If I'm rooting for one upset today, thats the one. What the fuck was that play call on 3rd and 8?
  18. Ha, you're not wrong. In 10-15 years when he is grey haired and 50lbs heavier, the transformation will be complete.
  19. Havent watched much gameday of late. Are multiple towering neon jesus signs the norm these days, or just more evidence of aggy rubery?
  20. He has accomplished a hell of a lot at OSU and put together some dangerous teams, but he seems checked out at this point. I watched the first 5 mins of his post game press conference, and if I was a fan of OSU I would be pissed. But I'm not, and think gundy is a f'n chode, so I laughed instead. It was basically 5 minutes of "our game plan was abysmal" delivered in a way that only a man with a $25mil buyout can do.
  21. The narrative that 8OTs was some Herculean test of stamina is such a joke. GT ran 84 plays to UGA's 69 and by the last hour they were running about 2 plays every 10 minutes. Oh no! As a reference, when we played UGA in a zero OT game, the play count was UGA:69 and UT:76 Haven't seen that name (or those tits) in years. I had no idea this chick was still around trying to pretend to know about football. It's Facebook. The premise of the entire business is "giving dumb fucks a place to find other dumb fucks and engage in dumbfuckery." Would you be surprised to know morbidly obese people congregate at Walmart?
  22. four of the teams we have played are so f'n bad that it's hard to take anything meaningful from those games. Stats should look efficient when over half your games are against complete chumps. Let's see what those stats look like in mid Feb.
  23. Everything about it is fucktarded.
  24. competing with the big boys is getting to be really expensive for smaller schools with smaller fanbases. And once the schools have to also start paying players directly, the budgets are going to be even more fucked. Its gotta suck forking over $25M to shitcan a coach when your athletic department already needs the university to allocate $13M. Tickets are going to get really expensive in Stillwater or their unis are going to start looking like nascar drivers with 27 sponsors plastered all over. https://sportsdata.usatoday.com/ncaa/finances
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