Everything posted by Blotto
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the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
Look at the soy boy over here calling out these patriots. I bet you don't even tan your balls.
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Surly #Stonks
If by "one of us", you mean it looks like he went out and hit it entirely too hard the night before, and is just trying to make it through the day without shitting his pants.....then yes he is.
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the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
We're living in the sequel to idiocracy. Can't wait for Clevon to be appointed as Bondi's replacement.
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the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
Looks like someone here can't handle 2 high agency males going at it. you can take your gynocentric views and be gone, sir!
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the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
I dont think elon is actually capable of fucking women. He just jacks off to a picture of himself, and they go the in vitro route.
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the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/05/musk-trump-spacex-dragon-nasa.html Who could have ever guessed that placing the prospects of the American space program in the hands of a drugged-up, narcissist dork would weaken our hand moving forward. Two fucking morons huffing their own rancid farts for the world to see. Yay Amurica.
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NFL 2025 Offseason
While I was never a Steeler fan, I always respected their consistency and thought Tomlin was a good dude. Now, I will root for them to get their shit pushed in by 40 every week. Hopefully the Bengals lure Vontaze Burfict out of retirement with a 2 game contract.
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the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
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Parents charged with involuntary manslaughter after their child is struck and killed by a car (they let him walk home alone)
meanwhile in austin.... https://www.fox7austin.com/news/austin-crime-stephon-morson-bond-increase-burton-drive-murder
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Nothing particularly wrong about the police conduct in this video, other than being terrible shots....cant believe this dumbass made it through that barrage relatively unscathed. Looks like he might have taken one in the shoulder.
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Panamanian Banana crisis
Would make a decent porn movie title about a down on his luck Panamanian porn star as he struggles with the question of whether there is more to life than MFFF foursomes, and his search for redemption as he discovers MFFFF fivesomes.
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Tell me about Iowa State
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Dunning Kruger strikes again. Do us all a favor and read this sentence every time before you choose to post.- Surly #Stonks
- Surly #Stonks
Just think of the buying opportunity. A chance to double down on our previous 4 double downs!- 2026 Texas Baseball
Dont get this at all.... Why not the entire roster? I guess with NIL also in play, these guys have access to other sources of $, but if we cant fucking afford it, who can? Also I was surprised to see some of the current numbers https://www.statesman.com/story/sports/college/longhorns/2025/02/27/texas-announces-plan-to-add-200-scholarships-after-ncaa-settlement/80584799007/ Women's basketball: 15 (currently 15) Women's golf: 9 (6) Women's rowing: 68 (20) Women's soccer: 28 (14) Women's softball: 25 (14) Women's swimming and diving: 30 (14) Women's tennis: 10 (8) Women's cross-country: 0 (0) Women's indoor/outdoor track: 45 (18) Women's beach volleyball: 19 (6) Women's indoor volleyball: 18 (12) Men's baseball: 25 (11.7) Men's basketball: 15 (13) Men's football: 85 (85) Men's golf: 8 (4.5) Men's swimming and diving: 22 (9.9) Men's tennis: 9 (4.5) Men's cross-country: 0 (0) Men's indoor/outdoor track: 35 (12.6) No scholarships for Cross Country? Are they just also considered part of the track squads and get scholarships that way?- NBA 2024-25 Season Thread
Disciples in the church of Larry Brown.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I bet Kyler would consider taking on another roommate. https://stories.tamu.edu/news/2025/04/07/texas-am-names-2025-26-head-yell-leader/- Tell Me About Texas a&m
At any other school, I would immediately suspect that guy's buddies were trolling him hard with those "always cleans up after himself" and "skeet shooting" lines. But its aggy, so I could easily be convinced his mommy is trying to get her gay son laid, but his daddy doesn't know yet and doesn't take kindly to that type of person, so she has to be subtle. Or at least subtle enough her redass husband doesnt get it. What she doesnt know is her redass husband is now probably sliding into her sons BMs.- NBA 2024-25 Season Thread
If I was owner, I'd probably fire Thibs for his hair alone. That's indicates a man with a shadowy grasp of reality. Leaving those few hairs to run isolation at the top of the key ain't ever gonna work.- Moderating personal attacks/beef between posters
Judges would have also accepted: Take your foot off its head.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
What a fucking pussy. He really believes he can win people back if he simply refuses to discuss his role in the global Trump shitshow he enabled. Like we're all just gonna forget. Fuck off cunt, the pain is just starting.- Moderating personal attacks/beef between posters
bunch of baby back bitches on this site.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
would legit lol if Trump deported his ass.- The annual college football magazine thread
Phil Steele - every year since....I cant remember, but its a lot. - 'Targeted terror attack' in Boulder
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