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Blotto

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  1. College football is absolutely a fucking mess right now. Uncapped pay with unlimited free agency is ruining the sport. So I have a buddy who owns a company here in town. Mack and Sally were a customer before he left for NC, but my buddy only dealt with Sally and didn't know who the fuck they were because the paper work was always Sally and William Brown. My buddy isn't a UT guy, so the name Sally Brown just never stood out to him.They left for NC and no longer needed the service, so they cancelled. My buddy gets a call a few weeks ago and Sally tells him they are moving back and would like to work with my buddy's company again. My buddy offloads the call to a guy that works for him, and this guy also doesn't recognize the names William and Sally Brown. Sally tells this guy they are moving back from a stint at UNC, and he replies that it's too bad they won't be around chapel hill for the Belichick era. Sally pauses for a second and says....."yeah that's who replaced my husband." At that point, the light bulb turned on. lulz.
  2. Joe Burrow is the best in the game.
  3. Tremendous game. I'm a broncos fan, but I'm also 2 games out of first in a season long NFL pickem (5 games a week) with a sizeable payday. A tie would get the broncos in, but fucking hinder me in the pickem. I think I'd rather have the bengals cover, and the broncos try and get in next week, lulz.
  4. Fucking Lulz. Cinci should fire that fucking jagoff of a coach tonight.
  5. I'll f'n laugh if Cinci loses this. Horrific decision to not run the clock all the way down and kick a FG
  6. This is a fucking good game
  7. I wonder if this oversight occurred to a single person in Annapolis? I'm guessing not
  8. Or search for websites about bears (some caution may be advisable). Or post your wife's tits. Just stop derailing this thread.
  9. UConn is the only team of the 5 decent teams we played where we shot above our season average. That average is likely artificially high, due to shitty competition. We shot 5/14 against ncst.
  10. When these guys start to go ham on their human overlords, I just hope I encounter ones with the flamethrowers, and not the anal probes.
  11. That will be fantastic if true, but I'll wait to see if that percentage holds up in conference against teams with similar athletes and in hostile environments. The competition we have faced so far has largely been dogshit. Against the 5 teams that had a fucking pulse, we shot 26%, 27%, 30%, 36%, 47% (Uconn, go figure). The recent trend is encouraging, and yeah we're shooting 41.5% on the season, but stats against teams ranked in the 300's can be misleading.
  12. Normal behavior
  13. How the fuck does a group of companies with 572 constituents have a current PE of 3263 when the trailing PE is ~30 and the future PE is ~73?
  14. Blotto

    Bill Norton

    According to the Insta linked on his youtube page, it appears to be.
  15. Its funny, I will use the capitalone shopping portal to check if there are any good discounts when I know I will be making decent size purchases or a lot of travel bookings, but I have refused to install their browser extension for data tracking reasons. Which is stupid because google probably knows when I take a shit every morning. The one thing I have noticed is that actually receiving the cashback is sporadic and its too much of a pain in the ass to argue for it. An example would be when I take 3-4 week road trips, I often will book my lodging throughout the trip on the same day or the day before using priceline and/or VRBO, both of which offer cashback at various levels through capitalone. only about half the time does the credit hit. I am just too lazy to document and try to recoup it. And occasionally after 6 months I will get notification of a credit for that trip. Its not the worlds most foolproof system they set up.
  16. Sounds suspiciously like what a Romeo Rose sock would say.
  17. It's the new "open carry" campaign
  18. Huh. I guess it's never too early for a marketing firm to bring on a marketing guy.
  19. Perhaps I can interest you in some UVIX Options, sir. I actually bought some SVXY calls this morning once the market reached the bottom and turned around. Sell order set at 100% profit, and if we dont get there by Friday, I'll sell anyway. Barring a black swan event, end of year is usually sleepy. January could be frothy however.
  20. Define "trouble." My guess is they will pay a trivial fine and probably settle for a trivial amount in a class action lawsuit, and admit no wrong doing in the process. Lawyers will benefit and thats about it.
  21. I'll give you 20% max.
  22. Wait....you actually believe that networks show up-close shots of Sark making play calls 90% of the time? 9 out of 10 plays....that's what you think? Where exactly is that documented?
  23. I hate that fucking play.
  24. Stumbled on this thread... I had to Google a shit ton of naval acronyms, and considering the source is reddit you have to figure some of it is bullshit, but many people chiming in with various refrains of ”the Gettysburg is a shitshow."
  25. Damn. That seems like as big of a fuck up as I can remember. Especially downing a plane from your own strike group. I don't know fuck about shit when it comes to naval warfare, but I would think there would be a communications link between any plane in that strike group and the weapons systems that would prohibit firing on your own plane.
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