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Blotto

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Everything posted by Blotto

  1. If one flavor is a cult, they all are. LMAO at picking and choosing which sky fairy tale is proper.
  2. lulz, f'n Rocko could probably eviscerate that stupid fucking twat in a debate.
  3. Your likely 2026 Baylor starting QB
  4. Well your mom kicks all kinds of ass, man.
  5. Fuck yeah,Indy....helluva a game.
  6. Holy shit. Most overrated indeed
  7. There's a lot of meat left on that bone. I trust you acted on matters appropriately.
  8. These dorks crack me up. They did successfully shoot a probe right into it.
  9. Listening to the Minny players in the postgame, they are making a hell of a lot fewer excuses than @MNLonghornFUKM is. They know they got whipped in the 2nd half.
  10. You would think at least a couple of the 5000 lawyers on this board would recognize this as an opportunity to get their dick sucked.
  11. Yup. Coming up on the 10 year anniversary of that shit-fest in Wimberly. And fuck, how was that 10 years ago?
  12. rain on memorial day, you say?
  13. I wouldn't wager a lot of money on her not having a cock.
  14. Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    Are they going to have to launch another investigation?
  15. Sen. Strom Thurmond: I agree with Senator Heflin. Yeah, that’s right! The women like something with more stories and costumes, that’ll transport ’em to another place and time. That’s right! Women don’t like close-ups of oversized genitalia! That’s just never gonna turn ’em on!
  16. Wait til this guy learns that the internet is full of scissoring videos, many with actual hot chicks rather than "WNBA hot" chicks.
  17. Blotto replied to NoName's topic in Austin
    I don't suspect I'll ever have the opportunity.
  18. https://quillette.com/2025/05/16/is-the-university-of-austin-betraying-its-founding-principles/ Free speech and free thinking, huh? Well, alrighty then. I dont feel any sympathy for the author, as she was too stupid to realize what she was signing up for, and it was pretty obvious all along.
  19. more like
  20. Blotto replied to NoName's topic in Austin
    There's so much wrong with those prices for a fucking burrito, lulz.
  21. The league office will be thrilled if the public and media keep talking, arguing, raging over the CC/Reese "rivalry." The more the better, as its the WNBA soap opera that keeps it in the news and drives viewership.
  22. I just sharted twice looking at that photo
  23. you made that yourself, didnt you
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