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Blotto

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  1. gam gam looks locked in.
  2. There's.....what the fuck is he doing? There's not even any bacon wrapped around the barrel? Is he some kind of baby-back bitch?
  3. can we just jump ahead in the timeline to when iceman gets his labia bruised yet again, and asks for all evidence of his existence on Surly to be removed?
  4. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/18/world/asia/taiwan-pagers-lebanon.html Whether Gold Apollo had anything to do with this or not, that Mr Hsu dude has to be a little uncomfortable right now. What a fucking long game. You know BAC Consulting isnt the only operation of its type Mossad has out there.
  5. https://www.temu.com/vc---cream-moisturizing-lightening-lotion-for-body-private-areas--acid-vitamin-c---rejuvenates-underarm-butt-thighs-50g-g-601099641154314.html?refer_page_name=goods&refer_page_id=10032_1726548060948_dlz3h0ltfe&refer_page_sn=10032&_x_sessn_id=ydp5s5e1gh
  6. I listened to a bit on spotify, and I dug it. I'm road trippin for a few weeks, so i'll give it some more play.
  7. Just spent all day fucking around Custer state park, and was blown away with the scenery. I was originally gonna head to Badlands today, but some locals I met at the hotel bar watching the Texas game told me I should spend at least a day checking out Custer so I did. Heading to Badlands tomorrow and then north to Teddy Roosevelt NP, before I cut over to Glacier and then back down through Montana to Denver for a Jane's Addiction show, but I could see coming back just for a week in the blackhills area. It's spectacular. Well fuck me....https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/16/entertainment/janes-addiction-cancels-tour-perry-farrell/index.html
  8. I`m in Deadwood SD of all places (heading to Badlands NP tomorrow) which would be reliably Trumpy I presume. I was watching the afternoon games in a sportsbook with probably 75 people, and nobody really gave a shit. It wasn't even a topic of conversation. There's one dude in the lobby pacing around ranting about liberal democrats with the fox news feed playing, and everyone is just ignoring him.
  9. They showed that old fuck fall like 5 times. His buddies better give him shit mercilessly for that one. That gif should show up on every text chain that dude is on.
  10. he's got a pretty solid insanity defense https://nypost.com/2024/09/15/us-news/would-be-trump-assassin-idd-as-ryan-routh-58-of-hawaii-sources/
  11. He should do this every 3 or 4 days now.
  12. Whether Trump wins or loses, it wont be because of that ignorant cum dumpster. She's just the latest circus freak orbiting planet Trump to get her 15 minutes of fame.
  13. Holy crap that was fucking idiotic.
  14. https://www.tulsahistory.org/halloffame/burt-holmes/ You could lose a lot of money wagering *a person couldn't be any more far right, Trump couldn't say anything dumber/more full of shit, etc...“ There is no f'n limit to their depravity or stupidity. You only get noticed when you take it one step further. That dildo Markwayne is a perfect example. That's how a GQP senator gets "noticed" now. 50 years ago the other 99 would have all pulled hamstrings by repeatedly kicking his shriveled up nuts. Fucking traitor.
  15. Im convinced every time someone claims the summer is over on our annual blast furnace thread, it just tacks on two more weeks of summer. Wait until the highs are consistently in the 60/70's before opening up your cockholster and spouting off with this bullshit.
  16. F'n Burt doesnt need to hide behind some alias like Catturd. Burt would drag his sack all over donnie's face. What else ya gonna do with a 93 year old sack?
  17. I'm loving that +225 ML for CSU. They were the better team last year in Boulder. How dare you besmirch @FartMusket69's good name
  18. He should bypass guardian caps and head straight for the "Great Gazoo"
  19. I'm sure a team can buy insurance against career ending injuries, and if ever there was a dude at risk, its Tua. But if he had to retire for medical reasons, would his salary count against the cap for the entirety of the duration of his contract?
  20. Dude is gonna be a CTE vegetable by the time he's 30.
  21. Did RD just invent the portable blumpkin? A plumpkin trumpkin if you will?
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