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Blotto

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  1. This Vaki cat is a gotdamn badass
  2. Lincoln Riley..... Leader of men who commands respect in the locker room
  3. that was a sick fucking juke I'm not sure Riley can get a HC gig in the NFL now. He's gonna have a bit of a stank on him if USC flames out here at the end of the season. Kingsbury was such a bust, its not clear to me someone will take a shot at a guy that hasnt spent a day in the NFL. If he wants an OC position, sure.
  4. Yeah, the streak eventually got to 69 (giggity) before I flopped a set on the 70th try .....and lost to a flush when the flop was suited and the board never paired, lulz.
  5. We were exponentially more talented than Kansas in 21 when we were the only FBS they were able to beat. Sark is a f'n fraud. His teams play to the level of the competition and no matter the talent differential, its likely a one score game. We just gotta hope we can stack enough talent to win a la LSU with Miles and Coach O.
  6. If its any consolation, I bet at least half a dozen Surly posters (and Sark) did the same. But fuck man, good on ya for taking care of your old man. Seriously.
  7. Next week is the one game I'm attending this year. If we lose to BYU, I'm storming the field and punching Sark in the dick. What a clownshow he is.
  8. Watching this defense offer up its billowy asshole gets old.
  9. And a coach that isnt a complete fucking idiot
  10. Bad calls in both directions on that drive. Refs have fuck all to do with why we're getting ass-reamed by coog high.
  11. Watching texas football has been like getting your dick punched for 13 years. But I'm sure next year will be different
  12. Fucking clown show to be up 21-0 and then just shit down your leg. The team follows the lead of our pussy ass coach.
  13. That was an entertaining game. Glad to see the sneks pull it out. May root for them to win it all. Dont really care as long as its not Philly.
  14. He's the Jimmy Fallon of political comedy on Twitter.
  15. It would be galactically stupid and a complete waste of time, which is why I fully expect this exact scenario to transpire.
  16. You know Santos has a backpack or two lined with foil, and is going to town. Just like I used to do my friends used to do at pizza buffets back in the poor college days.
  17. Fuck short people. They need to be pulling themselves up by their bootstraps instead of crying about how unfair the world is.
  18. Then I presume "milk wagons" is also still safe?
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