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Blotto

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  1. Yup. Coming up on the 10 year anniversary of that shit-fest in Wimberly. And fuck, how was that 10 years ago?
  2. rain on memorial day, you say?
  3. I wouldn't wager a lot of money on her not having a cock.
  4. Are they going to have to launch another investigation?
  5. Sen. Strom Thurmond: I agree with Senator Heflin. Yeah, that’s right! The women like something with more stories and costumes, that’ll transport ’em to another place and time. That’s right! Women don’t like close-ups of oversized genitalia! That’s just never gonna turn ’em on!
  6. Wait til this guy learns that the internet is full of scissoring videos, many with actual hot chicks rather than "WNBA hot" chicks.
  7. I don't suspect I'll ever have the opportunity.
  8. https://quillette.com/2025/05/16/is-the-university-of-austin-betraying-its-founding-principles/ Free speech and free thinking, huh? Well, alrighty then. I dont feel any sympathy for the author, as she was too stupid to realize what she was signing up for, and it was pretty obvious all along.
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  10. There's so much wrong with those prices for a fucking burrito, lulz.
  11. The league office will be thrilled if the public and media keep talking, arguing, raging over the CC/Reese "rivalry." The more the better, as its the WNBA soap opera that keeps it in the news and drives viewership.
  12. I just sharted twice looking at that photo
  13. you made that yourself, didnt you
  14. https://archive.ph/Ydfvx#selection-1079.121-1079.144 Article from NYT. This fall is gonna be a riot on gamedays when she's down on the sideline calling plays and making Bill wear a lobster costume with a sign that says save our fishermen.
  15. I realize the cost of eating out in Austin has been creeping up for a while, but take a look at the balls on these guys. They just opened up in the same spot next to Roaring Fork that Reds Porch and that Brazilian pizza joint bombed in. The location is a restaurant death trap, but holy shit are these guys proud of their Chili's like menu. And their beer list would shame any generic airport lounge https://vidaverdekitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Lunch-Dinner-1.pdf I probably should have saved time and posted in the "old austin remembered" thread, as making it 2026 might be a stretch.
  16. I dont know if he got knocked the fuck out or not, probably staged, but i laughed.
  17. What a bunch of negative nancies. Thats why we have Brawndo.
  18. yup https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/45216159/scottie-scheffler-says-driver-deemed-nonconforming-ahead-pga-championship
  19. Good for Quinn, although I don't exactly understand what the fuck Panini is thinking here forking over $3M, if the report is accurate. https://www.on3.com/pro/news/report-quinn-ewers-signs-lucrative-3-million-deal-with-panini/
  20. It would be a lot cooler if his name was Barking Abbey.
  21. "As the head of baseball operations, the poor start to our season is ultimately my responsibility."said Orioles Executive Vice President and General Manager Mike Elias. "that is why I must fire someone else" Also Kershaw getting bottomed out by the Angels in his first start back. 3 runs in the first and the Dodgers still don't have an out.
  22. If the wnba ever spreads it's wings and has a full all-star weekend, Reese is gonna be a menace in that Sat night flat-footed rebound contest.
  23. Goddamn machine. fuck em up, Scottie.
  24. holy fuck these women fucking suck shooting the basketball. CC can shoot, but I watched for about 5 minutes, and saw everyone else miss about 5 free throws and launch a half dozen flat out bricks or airballs. Its fucking brutal, lulz Chicago absolutely on fire
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