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Blotto

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  1. I played poker with the KSU first baseman at Texas Card House for a couple of hours tonight. He was still there when I left at midnight, lulz. He fucked up his wrist today and was in a splint, so he wasnt sure if he'd be able to play tomorrow. I asked if they had curfew and he said, "yeah .....11PM but nobody checks". I offered to buy him 10 shots but he declined. I guess the guy doesn't like shots.
  2. I'm pretty sure that this country being awash in really fucking stupid people is still a thing.
  3. Playoff stats playoffs often come down to heart. Iverson had the heart of a lion. Harden has the heart of a guy dead set on getting to the strip club before the 10 VIP dances for the price of 9 promotion ends at midnight.
  4. Its absolutely the worst Overturn using replay I've seen.
  5. Its insane. Count the run and lets go.
  6. This just blows my mind. In the US, the parents would probably be thrown in the slammer.
  7. He's got that same setup in his living room, so its really not that difficult for him.
  8. Should we not pay attention to this matter? He usually lets us know. I don't know what to do with my attentions. Fuck.
  9. yeah, they say stupid shit all day long, but that one is impressively stupid, even by GQP standards. They dont even fucking try to hide it anymore.... just full on "fuck you, pay me" mentality. its what jesus would have wanted.
  10. And now 3 under thru 6 with two other birdie puts he could have easily made. he's dialed in, per usual.
  11. Its fucking crazy that Sale is 36 years old and has ~2020 IP. Nolan had 5386 IP. And Cy Young had 7356 IP. Over three times the work of Sale.
  12. 7... Minute... Abs
  13. You swung for the fences and hit a infield fly. Your $40+M center got you 2 pts, 5 rebs, and 1 block in your playoff elimination game. But hey, at least you can hoist that generational legend trophy. They will be talking about his defensive domination in that....checks notes.... 124-94 nailbiter for decades. Goosebumps!
  14. Very impressive that your team has a better record than a team that is intentionally tanking/rebuilding. Doesn't make that shit awful Gobert trade any better.
  15. Utah would probably disagree with your take. Still laugh about that trade...
  16. No shit? Everyone understands the motivation, I was just commenting on how stupid these rationalizations are. Just admit you want the revenue, and dont make yourself look a fucking moron in the process.
  17. https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/45376891/ncaa-president-sees-value-march-madness-bracket-expansion Does this idiot think that there wont be a "first four out" scenario if there are 76 teams, and that those teams wont bitch exactly the same way the 65th team bitches today? Its no wonder these morons fuck up everything they touch.
  18. Whats going on here? I thought the trademark for "Trump Train" was already held by Senator Ladybug's asshole?
  19. I get it. TV money fuels it all, but fuck spending hours baking in that heat to watch Texas deep dick two crappy teams. For fucks sake, play those games at night.
  20. Did they notify the office via email, and close it with "Please respect my decision" Because in that case, you have to respect their decision. Power came on at my place at around 1:30 at my place, so I cant really complain. COA says they have restored power to about 60% of those affected, which is pretty impressive considering the pummeling that the overhead lines took from tree limbs. So many crazy videos out there. Just an amazing display of how amazing/nasty nature can get.
  21. I'm a block off red river over by Hancock....that was some shit. The windows in my house facing north were taking a pounding from the hail. They are older windows, so I'm surprised they held up. I went out on my porch and at some point if you would have told me I was in a weak tornado, I would have believed you. That's probably the hardest I've ever seen it rain. Still no power and I couldn't even get data on my cell phone until just about 20 mins ago (Verizon). I won't complain too much because our outage is the only one around me showing "crew assigned" on the outage map. I think my car survived the hail, but I'll wash all the leaves and shit off tomorrow and look for dents.
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