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Blotto

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  1. I dont get it. Are we funding Iran now, too? Fuck I'm so behind.
  2. al jazeera has a camera on the skyline and you can see some shit going down https://www.aljazeera.com/ Edit - doesnt appear the video is a live feed, but video on a loop.
  3. I was typing out a post about how enjoyable it was to watch Douchambeau crap his pants and smear it all over his face when he does that, lulz.
  4. Langer made the cut at age 63 in '20. He also played on Sunday in '19,'18, and '16 as well.
  5. Ha. The odds are greater that Trump could pass a Differential Equations course than they are that this f'n chump sold any of his Trump stock.
  6. Its probably nothing that overnight treatment can't fix. And by treatment I mean a few hours with hookers and a Perkins waitress.
  7. That dumb motherfucker isnt smart enough to hold onto $500K for long. He would have blown it all on liberty coins or Trump bibles anyway. Lulz at entering a market order on a high flying stock already halted a few times for volatility. Of course, if he wasn't mentally handicapped he wouldn't be in Trump's flock in the first place.
  8. Eric likes to keep his boogers on his liberty coin. If he took it to the bank, where would he keep his boogers?
  9. Probably not a bad idea to pick up a couple of hoes while he's at it.
  10. https://deadspin.com/texas-a-m-head-coach-mark-stoops-amid-fan-revolt-1851048113
  11. UK boards melting hard, lulz. Seeing aggy fans freak and getting the AD to revoke Stoops offer has their bourbon soaked brain cells working overtime. This shit is always amusing when its not your team.
  12. You might have more luck here: https://texags.com/forums
  13. @closetohumping posted this in the regular Texas hoops thread
  14. I doubt it. He just signed with an apparel company called Malbon, and a quick glance at their website shows all their gear is a bit fucked up. https://www.instagram.com/p/C5jQvgoPG41/?utm_source=ig_embed&img_index=1 Lets see if he wears that abortion of a shirt tomorrow.
  15. I like that they have a lot of flexible financing options. Sometimes I dont have immediate access to the change in my couch.
  16. Thats a pretty extreme statement considering Spieth is the 18th ranked player in the world.
  17. He must have the dumbest bookie alive to extend that type of credit to an interpreter
  18. So if he only stole $16M from Ohtani, does that leave another $24M unaccounted for? This could likely just be shitty reporting, but you would think they would want to provide some type of explanation for how the interpreter was able to lose so much. https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39920849/ohtani-interpreter-ippei-mizuhara-stole-16m
  19. I'm getting a lot of "selected video is not available" when I'm on the leaderboard and click on a selected players score for any hole to view the video. First time I can remember this platform glitching.
  20. * Nicole Brown Simpson cannot say the same.
  21. Find a slightly darker orange version of this and tell the dude its his own fucking fault
  22. I rarely wear suits, havent bought a new one in quite a while, and dont have a clue what is fashionable these days. Next time I need to wear a suit, I'd be out there wearing socks and my suit pants probably have a slight break resting on my shoes. Browsing the Macy's sale, wtf is this no-socks "highwater" shit all about? Its a brave new world out there.
  23. I joined some fantasy gambling website in the fall because of a huge overlay they had in a season long NFL pickem. I had kind of forgotten about the site, but I checked it and they have a Masters 6 tier pick'em contest with a guaranteed $100K pool payout ($25 entry). As of now, they have about $50K in entry fees, so they will be chipping in a good chunk by tomorrow I would guess. Pays out top 600 places whether the contests fills up or not. website is app.splashsports.com if anyone is interested. Payouts in the spoiler.
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