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Blotto

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  1. Nailed it. Even the stache, lulz.
  2. And yet there is nary a mention of him over on texags. I'm convinced Liucci has his staff on the look out for any mention of the Jizz'em Gazette with instructions to "shoot to kill" any post that they find. Cant risk having his flock exposed. Once they get a taste, the empire will crumble.
  3. How the fuck would you know that he's going to throw an incompletion?
  4. Yeah, Richardson is ass. So they went out and picked up Daniel Jones, who is ass ²
  5. There are 4 pics in that tweet. 2 of them show the equipment in the lockers above and next to each chair.
  6. You mean other than the equipment lockers that were shown in the pics?
  7. It just gets worse for these kids
  8. Agreed. I think Bama is gonna pack FSU's shit to such an extent that they may have to cut away from the game just so the entire nation isnt subjected to the site of Norvell dragging his prolapsed anus up and down the sideline. They went 2-10 last year and they are counting on this chode to turn it around?
  9. huh, thats strange. I fucking love it. Because it means its an almost certainly all of their mouth-breathing, Joe Pa dick-sucking fans are miserable that day. And fuck them.
  10. If it takes two hours to smoke a joint, I would argue that is NOT how you inhale.
  11. I'm legit bummed they don't play Kentucky this year. Watching them lose to a Stoops coached team with Calzone running the show at QB would be too funny.
  12. Yeah, that's not how cults work. It's not some daily assessment of their most wanted policy wishlist items and Trump's performance against campaign promises. It's basically whatever verbal diarrhea spills out of Trump's mouth at any point is the gospel. Until he changes his mind again. Trump will emerge from this "scandal" exactly the same way he emerged from the last 27 scandals that would have disqualified other candidates. It doesn't fucking matter. Trump could fuck their own 14 year old daughters and they wouldn't care.
  13. Welp, this one caught me by surprise. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/02/us/montana-search-suspect-anaconda-bar-shooting.html I was in this shithole bar last September killing time before checking into a cabin I rented on nearby Lake Georgetown for the weekend. Much like this shooting, I was in there on Friday around noon. I ended up knocking back a few beers with a retired Vietnam vet who had spent his whole life in the area, and he gave me the lowdown on the are... cool dude. He was the only person in the joint other than the haggard bartender and the owner who was already drunk at that time. I looked up the photos of those killed and it doesn't seem to be the people I met. Still weird to see this story about one of the tiniest random dive bars I've spent time in the last 20 years. Shit happens everywhere I guess.
  14. I touched on this in an earlier post in this thread, but I cant get it to embed, so I'll copy it...
  15. That's the least pudgy, annoyingly punchable-face looking photo of Smart I can recall seeing. Probably an assistant coach falsely labeled as Smart.
  16. They should lean it to it like the NHL does with hats in the rink after a hat trick. Make three layups in a row and let the dildos fly.
  17. Complaining about Oldman's portrayal of Lamb? That's a thing? Anyways, I saw this earlier and hopefully it doesn't affect the quality of writing too badly.
  18. Freeze gonna Freeze...... https://archive.ph/2iVRm
  19. Best in pro sports. You immediately know who you are watching, and somehow every combination of helmets, jerseys, and pants looks good.
  20. that last sentence is perfection. Clickety-clack m'fers
  21. When I found out it was really only like 3 lbs a week, I felt stupid.
  22. https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45869489/fever-sophie-cunningham-caitlin-clark-critics-dumb-f lulz. Tell em Sophie.
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