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Blotto

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  1. PK had the #2 ranked scoring defense in '24, I doubt hiring meathead Muschamp is really gonna make that much of a difference if Sark doesnt unfuck his side of the ball. This reeks of making a changes to prove he's shaking things up, and yet the actual issues (Sark OC and Flood) remain.
  2. Fuck off Sark. PK deserved better than to be fired. fix your side of the fucking ball or we'll lose at least three next year.
  3. Well they got both because in todays defense bill that he signed, the military also got a 3.6% raise. Gotta pay off the muscle when the shit goes down, I guess
  4. He owns the media, he owns the SC, and now he's openly bribing the military with bonus checks.....this is going great
  5. Look, I thought Dirk was a badass with the Mavs, and its neat that he fucks like a porn star in heat, but I'm still choosing the tranquilized mattress over a 47 year old german dude. Also, this comment about the daily revelations from Reddit cracked me up.
  6. That stat about Troy's winning streak (something like 70) when they are leading heading into the 4th qtr is f'n crazy.
  7. I cant seem to give a single fuck about the NBA cup.
  8. Got another nice couple of slump busters (300+ in kenpom) before ticket prices jump up for conference matchups. Who the fuck is Le Moyne? I might pay $15 to see for myself, lulz.
  9. Saw this on a reddit thread clowning on him Fuck Toyota of North Nashville. We're family for life down here in midtown at Beaman Toyota!
  10. UGA really seems to specialize in recruiting players that are dumber than a pile of shit.
  11. Imagine not giving a single fuck about college football and attending JMU. College athletics is becoming a fucking sickness at this point. You have people taking at loans to pay JMU's athletic department ~$2.5K a year. Up to $10K in student dept for that shit. https://www.jmu.edu/ubo/student-accounts/rates-breakdown.shtml
  12. That's a lot of grift in one room.
  13. Ill be damned. I was trying to recall what those psycho eyes of hers reminded me of, and its ole kenny copeland.
  14. Blotto

    Patrick Mahomes

    Big loss indeed. He's been the most consistently entertaining guy playing in the league for awhile now. I'm a Broncos fan, so fuck the Chiefs, but I can't hate on Mahomes the player. That dude has been involved in some crazy fun games over the years, and he came out ahead more often than not.
  15. Fuck me. Led the league in scoring and my team was pretty stacked, but we purposefully keep the benches to 4 so you have to juggle shit during the season. I got cute and picked up Burrow as my backup 3 weeks ago. Shoulda stuck with Nix. Down 10.....he's got Jefferson, and Ive got Achane tomorrow. Look at the expert roster management. 87 pts on the bench from 4 guys, lulz
  16. Coby Bryant closes the game with an INT.....somewhere NowThis' vibrating butt plug just hit hyperdrive
  17. gonna need a gif of seahawk santa saying "fuck"
  18. And crushing capri suns in the dugout.
  19. this rams lions game is fucking awesome
  20. I can say with 100% certainty, Philip Rivers will never be my hero. Fuck that dork.
  21. The return of Fred Hoiberg. Still undefeated and picked up a good win last night @ illinois. This pbp guy cracks me up with this call.
  22. Bullshit. Beard had to bring in 9 players to field a team and I'd take that squad all day long over this years version. Odom was hired at UVA within 2 days of Miller this spring, and he brought in 10 players that kicked our squad's ass by 19 in Austin. It was a shit talent evaluation by Miller thinking we could play without anybody that even remotely resembles a point guard.
  23. You see, its what baby jesus would have wanted.
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