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Blotto

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  1. He should really help the Cavs for the 8 games a season he is healthy.
  2. So someone can still release a Grok hemorrhoid balm?
  3. Can you imagine the quality of clientele when your customer base is 100% comprised of people in the market for a used ass thermometer? It would probably remind you of a Texags user convention.
  4. Imma and Liucci should work out something akin to a hostage exchange. Think how happy Rex would be amongst all the pudding brained rubes. Hell, he might actually become something of a thought leader over there.
  5. Huh? Whether I find the gif on google image search (hosted on yarn) or directly on yarn itself, copy/paste works for me. I try and avoid the yarn website, because its a piece of shit, but if you visit and land on a "video" file, there is a "gif" button there as well: Click that and copy/paste the resulting gif.
  6. Ace Bailey is a giant bitch. The downside to showering all these 17 and 18 year old kids with millions is that some of them think they are Lebron already. Maybe discovering the concept of polygamy will cheer him up.
  7. The price has gone up to $13, but they've been running a shitload of promos all month to buy hours for cheaper. If you are only interested in paying a couple of hours at a time as you go, you will be paying a lot more than if you buy a chunk or hours whenever they run promos, which is frequently.
  8. Every time you open your mouth.
  9. The "regular people" have tolerated a whole hell of a lot more in this country including a departing president who tried to overthrow the 2020 election. And then they elected him again. Give up your fantasies. Collectively, "regular people" will do nothing more than a.) cheer this shit on or b.) roll over and spread their cheeks.
  10. If there was only some way of identifying the reason for declining sales and the brands falling popularity. https://www.forbes.com/sites/alanohnsman/2025/06/26/elon-musk-has-fired-one-of-his-top-tesla-lieutenants/ If the numbers are as dire as predicted (10% fall YoY in sales) that should result in at least a 30% spike in TSLA stock. for pushing us all.......out the door.
  11. Those are tears of joy as he realizes his access to top notch pussy just dramatically improved.
  12. Its a SPAC and this fucking imbecile is involved..... I cant think of a better candidate for this thread.....we're all gonna be rich!
  13. I'll never understand why the NBA makes draft day trades that include picks so confusing. Silver just announced a trade that was public information when the portland pick was made.
  14. Colin Cowherd got drafted, lulz?
  15. I bet if someone started blasting YMCA, Trump would instinctively start jerking 'em off.
  16. How the fuck does Perk have a job that revolves around communication? Mushmouth thinks its difficult to parse out what the fat fuck is mumbling.
  17. Blotto

    Tre Johnson

    I think stylists have industry betting rings at these draft events where they wager considerable amounts of money on who can get an athlete to come out wearing the most fucktarded outfit.
  18. same time, coming from the same direction as yesterday. lets make it a f'n habit.
  19. Huh. still an ignorant cunt. shocking
  20. Reese is obviously a self-absorbed head case, but its laughable to suggest she'll wash out of the league in a couple of years 1.) She leads the league in rebounding by a comfortable margin and is up there in steals as well, so she has value even with her "make a wish foundation" offensive skillset 2.) She brings eyeballs and drives discussion of a league that is desperately trying to grow awareness and you need villains to keep things interesting. The league is almost completely bereft of basketball talent and athleticism in general, so lets not pretend she is alone in that regard. Her salary is $75K. If you know anything about advertising costs, tell me the league doesn't benefit immensely from that $75K spent. Its not like she is sitting on a $40M/yr salary like Ben Simmons. As long as her "value" to the league is orders of magnitude more than her salary, she ain't going anywhere. Unless she decides she can make more money shoving bowling pins up her ass on onlyfans, she'll have a spot to play for the foreseeable future. Simple economics guarantee that.
  21. Tell that to her tantric sex coach. And her gym partner. And Benny the hobo that slept behind her trash dumpster. And...
  22. loving see El Salvador go 2 men down for their standard dirty shit play. someone on their bench caught a 3rd red. I'm somewhat impressed they managed to get all that accomplished before the 2nd half started. That's expert level douchebaggery.
  23. That has to be a record for a single draft, no? I'm guessing they will use some of them wheeling and dealing tomorrow, but thats crazy.
  24. Goddamnit, you will not besmirch the good name of the preeminent online journal of high school teacher/student sex scandals.
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