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Blotto

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  1. This smarmy cunt has been uncharacteristically quiet of late. Thread almost dropped to the 3rd page. Saw this earlier on Reddit and laughed
  2. We'd run out of chili before then.
  3. I'm sure Surly has no shortage of “Boo-cow-cuss” fans historically.
  4. Too many fucking idiots. And if they get removed, there's a horde of bigger fucking idiots waiting in the wings. This is what the country voted for. And now we watch it burn.
  5. Congratulations...... I was testing, and you sir passed with flying colors.
  6. I was thinking about that the other day. The combination of US soccer smearing ourselves in our own shit together with all the travel bullshit Trump will no doubt have in place might make this significantly cheaper than it would have otherwise been. South and Central Americans will likely have to pass a melanin test and I bet a bunch of Euros say fuck it and dont travel here. There's only so many russians and north koreans that can afford it.
  7. The entire US Soccer Federation should just be shitcanned right now, one year from the world cup. Would it help our chances, probably not. But those clueless fucktards need to stop drawing a paycheck for this crap. And if some of those position arent paid, they should be fined for subjecting us to this dogshit.
  8. Their website says he still owns it, but it also says he was the founder which is a bit of a stretch since I thought he bought in the early 2000's after the previous owner fucked up the taxes. And its also certainly possible they haven't looked at the website in 2 years. https://texas-chili-parlor.weeblyte.com/about
  9. meh. Reese is part praying mantis and they dont seem to mind
  10. The Lone Star distributor pissed them off way back in the beginnings of the joint, so I guess they told them to fuck off.
  11. Look at this fucking nutsack, lulz.....
  12. Duncan Robinson? Duncan Robinson the undrafted player that is in his 30's with a career scoring average of a little more than 11 ppg? That probably explains why I have no idea who the fuck Rafael Barlowe is.
  13. Like him or hate him, he makes cfb more interesting. hope he's not down more toes....
  14. levee broke?
  15. They got extra free booze, they were fine.
  16. read that as "cooch."
  17. They are pro athletes getting paid to switch schools at the drop of the hat. I agree people need to cut that shit out because even the pros don't deserve it, but the "They are kids and playing a sport they love and work their ass off for!" angle is long gone. They are pro athletes and will be treated like pro athletes.
  18. I'm still salty about letting Freddie scoot to LA, which was what really fucked us. Obviously wouldnt help with the bullpen meltdowns, but he was the heart of the Braves. Still, even in '21 we had a losing record at the end of July. Front office gonna have to make some moves.
  19. I always assumed incredulity's mom drank like Blutarsky when she was pregnant.
  20. Someone should tell those Louisville ball girls sitting in those miniskirts that their panties are getting some ESPN coverage. Or not.
  21. fantastic shotmaking
  22. this is good shit.
  23. Indeed, it's getting harder and harder to deny. What a fucking effort from alcaraz fighting of triple match point. Immediately after sinner broke alcaraz I threw a small entertainment wager on alcaraz at +600. When it was alcaraz serving 0-40,the odds got to +2800. I did not double down.
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