Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Blotto

Certifiably Surly
  • Joined

Everything posted by Blotto

  1. That Creighton -6.5 line was free fucking money. I damn near fell out of my chair when I saw that one. Marquette is fucking terrible against the spread, look at the margins they are underperforming the spread by....a lot of double digits there. I haven't watched any OU yet, but I'm just going to assume they suck ass based on their slugfest with Shaka's boys.
  2. That's the kind of culinary inspiration you can only find in this thread, but fuck it makes all the sense in the world. I could even see working some of these into the party They arent nearly as hot as the name suggests, but I've been known to put a hurtin on a bag of those.
  3. Lets be honest.... presumably the sister at least walks upright so thats probably close to best case scenario for aggy.
  4. Goddamn, that's easy money. Add some cheesy line about how the sips watched it from home and you're looking at $50 ea.
  5. Texags is on fire.
  6. Living in fear of aggy success is a serious WTF. Those dickslaps havent won a meaningful game in my lifetime.
  7. was that aggy defensive back just jerking off the RB as they ran down the sideline together?
  8. Agreed. In the most excruciating fashion possible.
  9. RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE!!!!!!
  10. Imagine being a KState fan and realizing this steaming pile of shit offense is why you hired your next coach.
  11. Unleash the kraken, Mario....its your only hope
  12. Nike sold over $7B in Jordan brand gear last year. His cut from Nike ($350M) is probably more than the total revenue they generate from lebron's shit. I agree that its sort of ridiculous to have a basketball player silhouette on other sports gear, but lets not pretend that Lebron is even in the same universe of marketing relevance as MJ.
  13. So these radio guys earlier said Mateer signed a two year contract. Does that mean OU has to pay up unless he chooses to go elsewhere? Because everyone knows they arent winning shit with that clown. They have to part ways. He's ass my dude.
  14. damn near a perfect response, lulz
  15. couldnt find the OU gif. must be on an old PC
  16. this one's begging for a looch special
  17. Sold out of my position a couple of minutes ago. +500 even. Thanks for effort Venables, you dick eating loser!
  18. This is fantastic. While I doubt he was ever going to be drafted in the first round, a complete dogshit performance in this game further increases the chances Mateer comes back next season.
  19. got some of that in game action at +566 when bama was driving for the first touchdown. Mateer sucks asshole, lulz.
  20. that might be the worst pass I have seen all year and I watched all of Arch's early efforts. What the fuck is that dude doing leading a team into the cfp?
  21. Ha. I turned it on and immediately thought "who is that dumb f'n gooner that is struggling to use his words.....is that....Boz"
  22. I didnt watch a ton of OU other than our game, which gave me the opinion they are a pile of hot dogshit. I see zero reason to change that opinion now. Fuck OU.
  23. Ha, I got both my teams through last week, but Nacua is going in deep and dry on me in one of my leagues. Holy shit he's killing it......and me!
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.