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Blotto

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  1. How the fuck have they been playing for 3.5 hours at this level and Alvarez barely looks like he has broken a sweat? I just got back from a bike ride at the end of the third set and just now cooled down.
  2. this shot is sooooo fucking bad, lulz
  3. Definition of the "1000 yard stare"
  4. Yeah, I know its been this way for awhile, its just crazy how my brain rewires itself every year to expect games every two days. Check back next June, and I'll probably be bitching about my disappointment again.
  5. I've been operating all day under the premise that the next game was tonight. I'm pretty sure they've been pulling this 3 day between finals games bullshit for awhile now, but I'm so conditioned to the two day cadence that I forget every year. Fucking stupid they don't have a game tonight.
  6. I had a buddy whose family owned a place on puget sound. Tide went out on their rocky stretch of beach and it was a live oyster bed, thousands of em. There were weekends where we consume nothing but oysters, fresh crab, maybe some steaks and fucktons of ranier, whiskey, and weed. but dozens and dozens of oysters. I shed a tear when they sold the place last year.
  7. yeah this half is better than what i saw of the first half.
  8. Its fascinating to me that these two dickslaps are constantly fellated as being such alpha males by the magtards, when they are two of the biggest pussies on the planet.
  9. Congratulations ladies, you did the University proud
  10. Holy shit what a catch
  11. Do you guys think Greenspoint jacks off to a Helobious glamour shot, or the other way around?
  12. As far as I know, Tesla still requires NTSHA approval of FSD to launch their robotaxi service in Austin next week, and as of a couple of weeks ago they didnt have that. Trump could probably fuck with him here as that agency falls under that real world dipshit Sean Duffy. Bigger question is whether Elon even cares, of if he would just launch without NTSHA approval promising remote drivers are at the wheel observing all operations. (wink, wink)
  13. Trump only hates spending his own money, but he'll happily spend tens of millions of sweet tax payer money on golf every year. $50K or whatever they spent on that tesler is a non-event. Probably acquired with a government P-card and no fucks given.
  14. Its amazing to me that there are still people out there who believe this shit. Trump could host a fireside chat on national tv where he details every scam he has orchestrated since 2016 and argue that a rich president makes a happy president, and a happy president makes a happy America. And he would not drop 1% in approval ratings. GQP VOTERS DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT HE DOES. ORANGE JESUS IS BEST JESUS!
  15. Look at the soy boy over here calling out these patriots. I bet you don't even tan your balls.
  16. If by "one of us", you mean it looks like he went out and hit it entirely too hard the night before, and is just trying to make it through the day without shitting his pants.....then yes he is.
  17. We're living in the sequel to idiocracy. Can't wait for Clevon to be appointed as Bondi's replacement.
  18. Looks like someone here can't handle 2 high agency males going at it. you can take your gynocentric views and be gone, sir!
  19. I dont think elon is actually capable of fucking women. He just jacks off to a picture of himself, and they go the in vitro route.
  20. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/05/musk-trump-spacex-dragon-nasa.html Who could have ever guessed that placing the prospects of the American space program in the hands of a drugged-up, narcissist dork would weaken our hand moving forward. Two fucking morons huffing their own rancid farts for the world to see. Yay Amurica.
  21. While I was never a Steeler fan, I always respected their consistency and thought Tomlin was a good dude. Now, I will root for them to get their shit pushed in by 40 every week. Hopefully the Bengals lure Vontaze Burfict out of retirement with a 2 game contract.
  22. piglet....the phrase you're searching for is piglet.
  23. meanwhile in austin.... https://www.fox7austin.com/news/austin-crime-stephon-morson-bond-increase-burton-drive-murder
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