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Blotto

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  1. Prison rape. Just say it, JJ
  2. And there's a reasonable chance your Scentsy salesperson will have two buttholes.
  3. You may need another new user name
  4. I dont know how this guy got into my youtube algorithm, but he is. over the top Louisiana cajun-ness. https://www.youtube.com/@stalekrackerofficial4240/videos
  5. Schloss putting the dude in the fire
  6. these announcers are knobs
  7. Don't worry, @MissingInAction will be there. He might even have a connection on some drugs.
  8. this guy should have paid more attention in shitpipe class.
  9. College athletics is a fucking clownshow. But at least Baylor lost their entire team, lulz.
  10. I havent seen much follow-up on what was going on in this house, but his neighbors are probably pissed. "we've got some roof penetration"......no shit, dude.
  11. The return of the pudding-brained, conspiracy theorist. I guess he got tired of matching wits with the intelligentsia over at SECrant.
  12. Sounds like Strider had decent stuff in his return. If we can get Acuna back and remain relatively healthy, perhaps we can eventually win two in a row.
  13. Blotto

    Burgers

    Swung by the crown last night a little before 9 for a quick bite on my way home. They were out of bacon. WTF? The burger still slammed with just cheese and jalapenos, but who f'n runs out of bacon. I was sitting at the bar, so I got to hear the bartender disappoint the majority of patrons, 95% of whom asked the guy to repeat himself.
  14. From a reddit discussion on the rumor...
  15. The monthly fed policy updates are gonna rock the fuck out when the motor city madman is calling the shots.
  16. I'm not surprised ROT fizzled once they all had to go back to school to become infectious disease experts in order to confidently stand on their facebook walls. And then immediately after, you had the graduate studies in macro-economics, constitutional law, and public policy.....there's only so many hours in the day, and they sure as fuck ain't missing Rogan's podcasts. Something had to give.
  17. Wouldnt shock me to see it up 2% on the day or down 2%. The big trading algorithms having a field day in these conditions.
  18. never gets old watching Curry doing Curry things in the playoffs.
  19. So much winning. I can hardly fucking stand it.
  20. Its funny, that chart had me look at the generic nba stats page, and I was surprised to see Giannis was only averaging .9 3P attempts per game this year. I thought that seemed low, he used to heave up a bunch. Sure enough '22 - 3.6 per game, '23 -2.7 per, '24 - 1.7 per, '25 - .9 per. He sucks and he's not getting any better, but at least they figured out a way to get him to quit f'n launching them.
  21. If they really wanted to please their fans, they should have selected that defensive end from NC State.
  22. I'm not a fan of Deion by any means, but characters like "prime" and the whole colorado story are what make college football so entertaining. Its fun to root against (or for) those kind of stories. If all his toes rot off this thursday, and he can no longer coach, it was still 100% the right hire for Colorado. A team nobody has given a fuck about (good or bad) in quite a while.
  23. This is a good illustration of why the proposed $21M cap for university sponsored NIL (if thats what the final number ends up being)is so amusing to me. $21M per school for all sports and you have shitty QB's getting $2.4M and bailing after asking for $4M per. I'm sure the baseline number will grow over time, but it will always be grossly inadequate, because college AD's, GM's and coaches will be every bit as incapable of reigning in salary as their professional counterparts.
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