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Blotto

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  1. Nothing particularly wrong about the police conduct in this video, other than being terrible shots....cant believe this dumbass made it through that barrage relatively unscathed. Looks like he might have taken one in the shoulder.
  2. Would make a decent porn movie title about a down on his luck Panamanian porn star as he struggles with the question of whether there is more to life than MFFF foursomes, and his search for redemption as he discovers MFFFF fivesomes.
  3. Dunning Kruger strikes again. Do us all a favor and read this sentence every time before you choose to post.
  4. Apparently it was the time to jump in, lulz
  5. Just think of the buying opportunity. A chance to double down on our previous 4 double downs!
  6. Dont get this at all.... Why not the entire roster? I guess with NIL also in play, these guys have access to other sources of $, but if we cant fucking afford it, who can? Also I was surprised to see some of the current numbers https://www.statesman.com/story/sports/college/longhorns/2025/02/27/texas-announces-plan-to-add-200-scholarships-after-ncaa-settlement/80584799007/ Women's basketball: 15 (currently 15) Women's golf: 9 (6) Women's rowing: 68 (20) Women's soccer: 28 (14) Women's softball: 25 (14) Women's swimming and diving: 30 (14) Women's tennis: 10 (8) Women's cross-country: 0 (0) Women's indoor/outdoor track: 45 (18) Women's beach volleyball: 19 (6) Women's indoor volleyball: 18 (12) Men's baseball: 25 (11.7) Men's basketball: 15 (13) Men's football: 85 (85) Men's golf: 8 (4.5) Men's swimming and diving: 22 (9.9) Men's tennis: 9 (4.5) Men's cross-country: 0 (0) Men's indoor/outdoor track: 35 (12.6) No scholarships for Cross Country? Are they just also considered part of the track squads and get scholarships that way?
  7. Disciples in the church of Larry Brown.
  8. I bet Kyler would consider taking on another roommate. https://stories.tamu.edu/news/2025/04/07/texas-am-names-2025-26-head-yell-leader/
  9. At any other school, I would immediately suspect that guy's buddies were trolling him hard with those "always cleans up after himself" and "skeet shooting" lines. But its aggy, so I could easily be convinced his mommy is trying to get her gay son laid, but his daddy doesn't know yet and doesn't take kindly to that type of person, so she has to be subtle. Or at least subtle enough her redass husband doesnt get it. What she doesnt know is her redass husband is now probably sliding into her sons BMs.
  10. If I was owner, I'd probably fire Thibs for his hair alone. That's indicates a man with a shadowy grasp of reality. Leaving those few hairs to run isolation at the top of the key ain't ever gonna work.
  11. Judges would have also accepted: Take your foot off its head.
  12. What a fucking pussy. He really believes he can win people back if he simply refuses to discuss his role in the global Trump shitshow he enabled. Like we're all just gonna forget. Fuck off cunt, the pain is just starting.
  13. bunch of baby back bitches on this site.
  14. would legit lol if Trump deported his ass.
  15. Phil Steele - every year since....I cant remember, but its a lot.
  16. Blotto

    Austin FC

    I dropped my season tickets after the inaugural season when I realized it would be cheaper and less hassle to just buy on the secondary market for the games I wanted to attend rather than manage a seasons worth of tickets. By the end of that year, I was lucky to get 50% of face for the games I couldn't make. I'm sure if they ever put together a team that wins consistently rather than putting you to sleep, the pricing might shore up some. But for now, tickets are cheap AF....I saw Lexus club tickets the other day on seat geek for $60 and that includes the food and booze.
  17. Why would it be unpopular? People that recognize and understand the difference may not like the fact that they are in the vast minority, but the masses outraged by social media don't have time for all that book learning bullshit.
  18. Bizarre story. If the account is true, thats about the most texan way you can die. Shot by a fuckstick bigot neighbor that had no business owning a gun.
  19. looks like another 1:100 stock split this morning and immediately down another 30%. Its fascinating to me that there are people are out there thinking "I bet they got it figured out now, time to jump in."
  20. goddamn....I stared at that a little too long.
  21. Getting over 7 innings and 110+ pitches out of Ruger was by far the most impressive part of our win. Didnt really touch our pen and used a guy that hadn't pitched in almost a month. F'n huge to not get to deep into our staff.
  22. Maybe if Vanderbilt figured out a way to scrawl vandyboys another 10-15 places in their stadium, they could have pulled that off.
  23. Austin Energy outage map shows about 560 people without power, and expects to restore all of those today. I'm sure its miserable if you are one of the few still without power, but 4 days to recover from an event of that magnitude is better than I would have guessed.
  24. Its like this guy grew up to be athletic director at A&M
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