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Blotto

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  1. its not new, but they just merged with a SPAC to go public. Their financials are something like $100M in rev/$5M in profits/growing~10% year, so low margin, low growth internet retailer. The only new development is hitching their wagon to the globally respected business mind that is Donnie jr.
  2. dude is on another f'n level today. Well most days.
  3. They have raised $380M in funding as a niche software company. I wont pretend to know anything about the "apache airflow" ecosystem, but that seems like an absurd amount of money for a company with 300-400 people and their likely coding requirements. So they will find ways to spend it, and I can think of no more efficient way than to stuff your C-suite with worthless management.
  4. longhorn city limits gonna get spicy next year
  5. Imma longs for those idyllic internet days when we all steadfastly refused to mock infidelity, when nobody online reacted at all, and instead we prayed that everyone involved could find peace and happiness in the future.
  6. so nothings going on here?
  7. This shit is as old as the internet, a place you are presumably familiar with. But "whats going on here?" You alluded to it upstream, the rest of us are clueless, so help us out.
  8. What the fuck did coldplay do here? Or are you saying that showing people at any public event (concerts, sporting events, etc...) should be banned? WTF? OK explain it to us. Beyond the fact that the internet is, and always has been, a medium to massacre people who fuck up by laughing at them through funny memes. What is unique about this? Even if the dude is in an open marriage, I dont think CEO's are supposed to banging their subordinates, so dont pull this shit in public if you dont want to get caught. What a strange issue to even give one fuck about.
  9. I just thought it would be funny if his name was Navin Johnson instead. Because if so, it would be a crime against humanity to not build his platform on those three mighty pillars. Hell, I'd buy one of everything in the merch store. So I found an online campaign poster generator and here we are. Also, I may have been a little stoned.
  10. Oooohhh.......Nathan Johnson. I guess he's still got my vote.
  11. If I was on the board, I'd vote to can his ass tomorrow just for releasing that shitty excuse for an apology, or whatever it was. I wouldn't want the world to know how fucking stupid our CEO is. If they do decide to shitcan him, I wonder what clawback provisions, if any, his employment contract contains with regards to equity awards.
  12. Pretty sick increase in Opendoor options volume the past week, skewed obviously towards calls. It will be interesting to watch what price levels it can hold tomorrow with a shit ton of open interest on those 7/18 contracts. ~900K volume is pretty stout for a microcap.
  13. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45762942/chiefs-rashee-rice-sentenced-30-days-jail-sources-say Will be interesting to see what the NFL does now. I'll guess a 4 game suspension, though if it were up to me, I'd go longer. That was some stupid bullshit and the fleeing the scene afterwards is even worse. Could have easily been a Ruggs-like situation, and he's damn lucky it wasn't.
  14. Now two shots to advance the ball forward about 2 yards, lulz.
  15. He looks justifiably pissed the fuck off that his afternoon nursing session was interrupted by this picture horseshit.
  16. did your mom drink a lot when she was pregnant?
  17. I dont know man, he dropped his youtube channel on here a few times (https://www.youtube.com/@rayfleming2053/videos), and I doubt even our greatest weirdos would put that much effort into a sock account. The videos stopped a couple of years ago, so I just googled Ray Fleming Philippines and this link from reddit indicates he might have moved onto the great poon chasing fields in the sky.
  18. Zero arguments from me
  19. SPAC gonna SPAC.
  20. The WNBA is as bad at officiating as they are at making layups.
  21. Shaq just trying to get some dome off of Sid the Sloth.
  22. If they are gonna do gimmicky shit like this, they should have mandated a bat spin before your ab
  23. I could do without the awkward chitchat between the booth and players on the field. Skubal was about 3 seconds from his windup and they are asking him a question.
  24. Try moving up a size to the 44 inch waist.
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