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Blotto

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  1. Pope Guido or GTFO. Dudes been on the bench for a while now.
  2. I always liked it when Bob would receive, and then promptly share, correspondence with the outraged randoms demanding their shit come off blast on the shag.
  3. thats somehow even worse
  4. I havent watched much of the rockets all year, but FVV looks like bronny out there. WTF happened to him?
  5. well jimmy butler (especially playoff jimmy) joined up late, and they finished a lot stronger than they began. i believe they had the 3rd best record in the league since the all star break.
  6. Is that the bastard love child of chinpubes and graham?
  7. Well that combo is currently getting bottomed out like a $5 whore by OKC, so I'm gonna say not all that high.
  8. Does anybody actually enjoy listening to Perkins mushmouth his way around an NBA broadcast? How the fuck does he keep his job?
  9. I don't know about 3 games, but I doubt anyone gives them much opposition. Too much talented depth. Setting the all time point differential record for a season wasn't an accident.
  10. Prison rape. Just say it, JJ
  11. And there's a reasonable chance your Scentsy salesperson will have two buttholes.
  12. You may need another new user name
  13. I dont know how this guy got into my youtube algorithm, but he is. over the top Louisiana cajun-ness. https://www.youtube.com/@stalekrackerofficial4240/videos
  14. Schloss putting the dude in the fire
  15. these announcers are knobs
  16. Don't worry, @MissingInAction will be there. He might even have a connection on some drugs.
  17. this guy should have paid more attention in shitpipe class.
  18. College athletics is a fucking clownshow. But at least Baylor lost their entire team, lulz.
  19. I havent seen much follow-up on what was going on in this house, but his neighbors are probably pissed. "we've got some roof penetration"......no shit, dude.
  20. The return of the pudding-brained, conspiracy theorist. I guess he got tired of matching wits with the intelligentsia over at SECrant.
  21. Sounds like Strider had decent stuff in his return. If we can get Acuna back and remain relatively healthy, perhaps we can eventually win two in a row.
  22. Blotto

    Burgers

    Swung by the crown last night a little before 9 for a quick bite on my way home. They were out of bacon. WTF? The burger still slammed with just cheese and jalapenos, but who f'n runs out of bacon. I was sitting at the bar, so I got to hear the bartender disappoint the majority of patrons, 95% of whom asked the guy to repeat himself.
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