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Blotto

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  1. Its hard to say no when its game 7 of the NBA championship. You dont get many chances at that.
  2. Fuck, I wanted a good game 7. But moreso it sucks because that dude impressed me more than anyone else in the playoffs. Hardly watched a lot of pacers in the regular season, and had no idea his game was at this level. Feel bad for the dude.
  3. We'll still be left with the 77M fucking idiots that think this is all great. His death will be a fantastic reason to party, but then we all sober up in a few days and realize we're still proper fucked because Grok created a Trump AI agent, and they all decide to vote for it.
  4. Yes, they launched today with......tesla stooges riding shotgun. What a momentous achievement. Fucking finally! Someone listened to our prayers and invented a taxi service that drops you off 10 minutes from your destination.
  5. Never change LSU. I know you won't.
  6. Edit your post to read "Furries" and there's a strong likelihood of my donating some positive rep.
  7. Fuck him. He's "known better" for close to a decade. He called him out on it repeatedly in '16, but like all the other pussies he jumped in the cuck chair once it was clear the rubes preferred orange. And now he globetrots around the globe asking other nations to do this con artist's bidding. He has no spine, he'll keep taking it like the baby back bitch that he is.
  8. Blotto

    Allegiant Air

    Allright....I'm tempted to grab a flight on one of these shitbuckets as they are apparently the only direct flight between Austin and Asheville these days. How bad is this going to be? Worse than Spirit? I guess I could always fly direct into Charlotte and grab a rental car for the weekend, but that seems like a lot of additional cost and hassle. @Celery Man you ever fly Allegiant to austin? Aw shit, I think CM is in Raleigh, not Asheville. anybody else fly Allegiant lately?
  9. That's what happens when you don't provide the requisite "attention to this matter", as trump suggested. This is very high level stuff, here. Don't feel bad if you feel like you're falling behind.
  10. It will be amusing depressing to watch all the GQP lackeys like MTG praise trump for his courage, two days after unequivocally stating we have no reason to get involved in the war with Iran. Even Cucker will find a way to praise it eventually.
  11. "I will give them 2 weeks......I mean 2 days...... who wants to buy our new crypto $MOAB?"
  12. Yeah fuck that. Those things crash and fuck up with a frequency that fails my risk/reward analysis. Here's another one from last month. I'm cool looking out a plane window.
  13. 2014 at some jesus freak get together https://www.politico.com/story/2014/09/ted-cruz-booed-israel-comments-110848
  14. tough break as it appears the gal in the hat found her first.
  15. Its a small comfort, but at least its not an arm injury. I read a headline somewhere that didn't mention the type of injury or IL duration, and I immediately figured he needed tommy john on both elbows.
  16. That comment section validates my unwaivering belief that we could euthanize 80+% of the US population and be better off for it. There are some unintentional lulz to be found however... Eclipsing the 4 figure fine barrier will be a momentous breakthrough for the league.
  17. Those guys used to kill at Mercado Caribe back in the day. I don't recall them all looking like Manuel from Fawlty Towers, but I was usually pretty baked.
  18. Indeed. Less than 1300 yds playing across 4 years. By his last year, he was behind both Ricky and Shon Mitchell. I don't think anyone believed he would go on to achieve those monster NFL seasons 5 years after his time at Texas, including the Chiefs.
  19. The "N" is for knowledge.
  20. I didn't know he was mentally handicapped. Everything makes more sense now.
  21. damn, mccollum does indeed still have some game for a mid 40's dude.
  22. Home from the bar and the drinkin'......I gotta say, Ramada Inn is a fucking jam. I hadn't really listened to much of his shit from this era, but my neighbors might catch a tune tonight!
  23. Lesson two (AP) - the Eiffel Tower, aka why sometimes aggy also stand in front
  24. Lulz. Some joint called jokerstars, who promptly threw the video up on their social media.
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