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Blotto

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  1. we have our best men on it
  2. These photos are making the rounds from the protests in Turkey. Dude is metal as fuck Are you not entertained?
  3. probably drives a cybercuck
  4. With that last name, playing at the University of Texas, with his NIL $....I'm sure I would quickly tire of the incessant hype if I rooted for anyone else. It will be nonstop like when Tebow played at Florida (minus the circumcisions, presumably).
  5. Thats not a bad idea. Lets get some of our CS brains to hack into DOGE and route all CDC funds to our NIL account.
  6. Give it a few more months, and Del Conte will have CDC all to himself.
  7. If only there was another 3 letter nickname we could use to avoid typing out Chris Del Conte every time. Oh well, I'm sure eventually someone will figure one out that doesn't sound as fucking stupid as "Del"
  8. Elon is gonna buy that DNA and assign each unique identity to his new line of AI humanoids. Or possibly AI fleshlights. But most likely the humanoids. Or possibly his cybertrucks.
  9. DFW. naked crazy bitch. https://viewfromthewing.com/naked-woman-at-dfw-screams-i-speak-all-languages-tosses-drink-smashes-gate-d4-boarding-door/
  10. There's gonna be so much hype surrounding his season opener debut in Columbus, most of the country will probably already be sick of him. its gonna be so over the top.
  11. Its nice to be around all your faaaaaaaamuhly
  12. The good news is your position can easily be profitable by tomorrow close. the bad news is there's an equal chance you can be down 60%. Shit be crazy.
  13. I'm still in the denial phase (hoping the entire deal falls through). Once its official, I'll move on to the next stages. He's undoubtedly better than RT, but anyone that Texas was going to hire met that hurdle. Always kind of liked hating on that raging dickhead. Now he's our coach, lulz.
  14. Damn that is one stonky stonk. I bought in early feb at .22. It split 100/1 and proceeded to nose dive to $8 before screaming back up and hitting my sell order of $35 this morning that I forgot I had even entered. Ah well, I have a feeling there will be more "buying opportunities" in the future should I feel the urge.
  15. When do we spot the white smoke from the Belmont chimney?
  16. I'm particularly amused about how after we took their head coach they responded by hiring their previous hitting coach as HC, and then hired our hitting coach to oversee the same at aggy. And now they cant hit for shit. The one aspect of the game that Earley supposedly had experience coaching and they are sitting at 16th in conference. Aggy can fail with the best of them.
  17. I dont give a fuck. I was responding to the comment that Arkansas is the program Texas wishes we were. I stand by my statement. If you choose to set the maximum bar at an Arkansas level, we simply differ in opinion.
  18. They haven't won a conference championship since 1994. I would hope we have higher aspirations than that.
  19. Yeah good start to this one. Feels more like a "tourney game" than most of the crap i saw the first two days.
  20. piggy hitting the boards early.
  21. I'm not sure you understand the point of that list. Lloyd would actually be low, as he has not yet beaten a better seeded team in the tournament. Limited sample size, obviously, but probably the worst element of his resume to date. '22- entered the tournament as a 1 seed. Beat 16 seed, beat 9 seed, lost to 5 seed '23- entered the tournament as a 2 seed. Lost to 15 seed '24- entered the tournament as a 4 seed. Beat 13 seed, lost to 5 seed '25 - TBD but entered as a 4 seed. Beat a 13 seed. Has a 5 seed up next. Still want!
  22. Texags has spent all morning in a thorough self-examination of these matters and has concluded that this must be a conspiracy to bring aggy down and its probably the sips behind those messages. IF it even happened at all..... https://texags.com/forums/7/topics/3534232/2 Its easier to blame the sips or outright deny those exchanges ever occurred than to look inward. That's why things will never change. Fast forward to 10, 20, or even 50 years from now, and they will still be squeezing each others nuts and wondering why their loser shitstain of school keeps failing in every pursuit known to man. "I sure hope the next 100 years of blaming the sips for all of our failures go better than the last 100 years did."
  23. This tournament has been dull as shit. No buzzer beaters. Very few close games. Lets get some chaos going, fuck!
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