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Blotto

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  1. Blotto

    Burgers

    yup. that burger is DoD approved.
  2. I didnt even know there was a corrupt golf media to thank for keeping that shit off the air. Also noticed this story this evening https://www.yahoo.com/sports/anthony-kim-preparing-a-return-at-liv-golf-event-per-report-143807657.html
  3. I can't take any man seriously that chooses to wear those glasses. Maybe he lost a bet, I don't know. I had a buddy with a dyke grandma that wore glasses like that. She was a hoot, but no way I want her coaching our hoops team. I feel the same way about RT.
  4. The event would pay for imma's servers for a year if they could monetize it.
  5. Its crazy. For guys like him, the NFL was just a chapter in a life full of surprises, good and bad. The average player just didn't make that much money. Today, a 7 year career as a WR probably means $15-20M in salary minus expenses/tax/etc.... It ain't a goldmine, but no reason you cant end up with a few mil in the bank.
  6. Merrick Garland is a fucking pussy. If he got hit by a bus tomorrow it would at least offer the chance that someone competent could lead the DOJ.
  7. Every time I see this thread bumped, I think to myself "maybe, just maybe that ignorant, traitorous cunt got mowed down again" and I get a little bit excited. But then I remember that I don't believe in reincarnation, so I get a little bit sad. But sometimes the thread update shows her traitorous cunt family crying about her death, and I get a little warm feeling inside. Plus there's always that small chance that a cop will just shoot her cunt mom, because ....well, cops. So its always a rollercoaster, but a net win every time.
  8. And there was no real news that sent the stock up 25% last week. Unless you're actively trading IBRX, there's no point in giving a shit what the stock does between now and whenever the FDA announces its decision on Anktiva. I believe the PDUFA deadline is 4/23 and its likely a binary event. If its positive the stock will move up and stay up, if its negative we'll probably be below $1. Its a pre-revenue pharma stock so all of this daily movement is just the result of day trading circle-jerks. Its meaningless.
  9. Player took his shot, and it didnt work out in the end, but there were probably a few days initially where this dude was feeling pretty, pretty good. And then those f'n dorks at the SEC starting sniffing around, being all nosey and shit, talking about their "laws" and "regulations" and other stupid shit like that. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68379318 https://trellis.law/case/36023/ef22-509/jasmine-loudon-v-tyler-loudon
  10. Well someone sure put their grumpy pants on as soon as the natives became distracted. As we are wont to do.
  11. https://cockrell.utexas.edu/news/archive/9797-precision-guidance-for-moon-mission-supported-by-ut-aerospace-engineers?utm_campaign=ENGR_FY23-24_Informational_LunarLanding_EML&utm_medium=email&utm_source=Eloqua CTO of Intuitive Machines is a UT Grad. In other news, multiple aggy were arrested for successfully launching a probe inside their sheep after last night's line-dancing lessons at the chicken.......again.
  12. SMCI is cracking me upright about now. Q2 Rev up about 3X vs two years ago Q2 Net income up about 4X vs two years ago Market cap up about 27X vs two years ago a 75 PE for a server manufacturer that will always be somewhat price constrained by the competition seems problematic to grow into, but I aint shorting it. Options premiums nuts as well.
  13. Dude didnt even get a degree and he still sounds as fucking stupid as I would expect a sooner graduate to sound. Overachiever, imo.
  14. 1.) Wash sale rules typically cover "substantial identical securities" which is a pretty nebulous term. As the proposed acquisition hasnt even closed yet, I dont see how you could consider the two stocks identical securities 2.) If I actually needed the answer to this, I probably wouldnt listen to me.
  15. The greatness of this thread is that immediately preceding this post was an equally illuminating contribution: Also @Beau Vine, ball is in your court now that Stang just rubbed his nutsack all over your chubbychecker inequality. Lets do better, OK?
  16. If this Stang fella hasnt been arrested at least three times trying to break into Elon's office, I'm not sure he's even serious. Elmo's got fuck you money and has said worse stuff than this guy. I smell a new "buddy sitcom" where elmo and joe ride off in a new cybertruck to fight all of life's injustices. But the cyber truck always gets stuck before making more than a few miles. Or a wheel falls off. I've still got a few things to work out before I'm ready to pitch, but I can pull an all nighter.
  17. Its not like they have much of a choice in the matter. You only need so many "1939! Whoop!" t-shirts
  18. I'll never be able to figure out why some of these fucks cant learn to shoot freethrows. Its part of your goddamn job, stop being so shitty at it.
  19. I switched over to the Houston ISU game for a few minutes. Much more entertaining game. its almost a different sport the way Houston plays it.
  20. You say that like his teams have had no success in years1-4.
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