Everything posted by Blotto
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I'm pretty sure i can remember the general area where we scattered my moms ashes, so if i all gotta do is fuck a hole in the ground, well......the negotiating lines are open, good sir. My apologies in advance to the fine folks visiting Tanglewood in the Berkshires.
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2025 ALDS Yankees vs Blue Jays
That's a pretty fucking awesome photo. jr was a load when he was 6, lulz.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Kraft needs to fuck with Belichick and commission a statue of this
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Brian Kelly LSU Football: Corndogs, Corruption, and Cameramen (dead)
Louisiana police released a video earlier today which shows Lacy swerving back into his lane right before the crash which happens off screen. but they are claiming that another driver swerved because Lacy was in the wrong lane, and that ultimately caused the fatal collision. https://www.tmz.com/2025/10/07/kyren-lacy-louisiana-state-police-update-crash/#continued
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Butt Fumble Guy in Critical Condition
Former football star Mark Sanchez was released from the hospital and sent straight to jail after he allegedly assaulted an elderly man who then stabbed him during a drunken Indianapolis brawl, according to reports. Sanchez, 38, was discharged from the hospital Sunday morning after being treated for stab wounds to the chest he sustained Friday night, TMZ reported. But the former Jets Quarterback wasn’t sent on his merry way. Instead, Sanchez was brought to central booking at the Marion County Jail, as he’d already been arrested and charged with public intoxication and battery while he was in the hospital.
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Surly #Stonks
I've been holding shares in this stonk for a few years now. They announced a $75M investment today from an investor they haven't disclosed yet for some reason. I've been in and out of options a few times pretty profitably as well as its a fairly volatile stonk, and I'm currently holding a bunch of Jan '27, $7 calls at a price of $.65. For a company beginning the day with a market cap of about $600M, its crazy to see them on the top 10 options volume leaderboard today. Who knows if the price will take off further or fall back like it usually does, but I've never seen this type of options action with POET before, and its probably because its starting to get some of that wsb hype. Going back 2 years, you can see how high today's relative options volume was. Easily the stonk in my holdings with the greatest reward potential in my mind, as well as the greatest likelihood of going to zero. They have been talking samples to customers and design wins for a while.....but so far shit for revenue. Its one to keep an eye on if they ever get their shit together, or if its revealed that the $75M came from one of the AI powers (which is likely the reason for today's options speculation).
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Thats fucking funny. You know Jordan is reaming Bill's ass about losing another TV project. Probably NowThis style.
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NFL Week 5
The man knows his football.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I dont know if this a common clip and I just somehow missed it, but this Tyson interview cracks me up. He can be such a psycho.
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NFL Week 5
fucking sooner, lulz.
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NFL Week 5
Case Mccoy thinks that run was derpy as fuck
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
That is such a bitch-made f'n pussy comment. 1-3 record before they physically worked your soft ass team, you clueless fuck. How about you figure shit out in austin before you start worrying about how the other 135 teams may or may not do.
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My weekend at The Swamp 2025
Imma sleeping on the frat house couch, CPAP'd up and looking like Immortan Joe, is the photo we need.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Well sunbelt billy and his 1-3 team ran a train on Sarks asshole for what seemed like 48 hours.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Yeah, I ride my bike through campus a few times per week and the talent is a noticeable step down from the 90's. That should be no huge surprise, its a lot fucking harder to get into UT than it was in the 90's. We're probably exporting hot trim to SEC schools like Ole Miss, because they can no longer get into UT.
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[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…
Meh....not gonna bag on his wife, she's just doing what it takes to support herself and her monkey. Banks is a fucking tool that sucks at coaching. I've lost track of the rules, but can we just have sleazy goons that handle recruiting?
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I'm sick of the attitude around here
This team is garbage. This team has looked like garbage all season. And now we can laugh at ztejas as he switches back to SMU stan and they shit the bed as well.
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
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[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…
How many years is this fucking dork gonna fuck up special teams before he gets reassigned?
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2025 Random Games thread
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2025 Random Games thread
He's cashing a check and chasing his 20-something year old snizz up and down the atlantic seaboard. His team is complete dogshit and he was in Nantucket last weekend shopping with Jordan. He seems to be fresh out of fucks to give. https://nypost.com/2025/09/28/sports/bill-belichick-jordon-hudson-retreat-to-nantucket-on-uncs-bye-week/ L-I-V-I-N!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It took those dorks all of one week in the top 10, and they're already crowing about how they've earned their spot in the elite ranks. While the entire rest of the world is thinking
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Scott Wilson
Cool story, Stands With Dick in Hands
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Tyreek Hill Had His 3rd Kid This Year
I find it amusing that both Hill and Rosenhaus were quick to tweet that Hill intends to play football again once he recovers from that knee rebuild. Like the rest of were anguished that he would instead retire and begin work on that fusion reactor that has always been his life's dream.
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2025-26 Houston Rockets Thread - Back to Contention?
I've been a fan of adams no matter where he plays. seems like a good dude