Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Blotto
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Yeah, I ride my bike through campus a few times per week and the talent is a noticeable step down from the 90's. That should be no huge surprise, its a lot fucking harder to get into UT than it was in the 90's. We're probably exporting hot trim to SEC schools like Ole Miss, because they can no longer get into UT.
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[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…
Meh....not gonna bag on his wife, she's just doing what it takes to support herself and her monkey. Banks is a fucking tool that sucks at coaching. I've lost track of the rules, but can we just have sleazy goons that handle recruiting?
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I'm sick of the attitude around here
This team is garbage. This team has looked like garbage all season. And now we can laugh at ztejas as he switches back to SMU stan and they shit the bed as well.
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
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[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…
How many years is this fucking dork gonna fuck up special teams before he gets reassigned?
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2025 Random Games thread
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2025 Random Games thread
He's cashing a check and chasing his 20-something year old snizz up and down the atlantic seaboard. His team is complete dogshit and he was in Nantucket last weekend shopping with Jordan. He seems to be fresh out of fucks to give. https://nypost.com/2025/09/28/sports/bill-belichick-jordon-hudson-retreat-to-nantucket-on-uncs-bye-week/ L-I-V-I-N!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It took those dorks all of one week in the top 10, and they're already crowing about how they've earned their spot in the elite ranks. While the entire rest of the world is thinking
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Scott Wilson
Cool story, Stands With Dick in Hands
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Tyreek Hill Had His 3rd Kid This Year
I find it amusing that both Hill and Rosenhaus were quick to tweet that Hill intends to play football again once he recovers from that knee rebuild. Like the rest of were anguished that he would instead retire and begin work on that fusion reactor that has always been his life's dream.
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2025-26 Houston Rockets Thread - Back to Contention?
I've been a fan of adams no matter where he plays. seems like a good dude
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I am getting sick of Josh Pate
Original what? He's in no way the first arrogant douche to make a name for himself with terrible sports opinions.
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I am getting sick of Josh Pate
https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/1646861?hl=en go get 'em, tiger.
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Dabo and Clemson
Which AI company is paying TreatyOak to sit around all day churning out stupid AI bullshit?
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Hegseth & the Boys
you're giving us far too much credit
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Trump’s America
Not to mention the $1.5B they invested in Kushner's Affinity Partners. Bought themselves a pretty neat military for only a couple of billion. Art of the deal indeed.
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
It's actually kind of funny that Price only really missed that one season. He slid right into that UTEP gig and coached there for a decade. And he still has a helluva story to tell.
- Hegseth & the Boys
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Well Walmart has been around as long as I can remember, so when exactly are they planning on doing that? After they get through buying up all the pro sports teams?
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Lulz. Arkansas is ranked in the bottom 5 states for median income. Every state has some rich people living in it, but when your state only has 3M people and those people are on average some of the poorest in the country, you are at a disadvantage in the college arms race.
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Gotdammit I Just Got Scammed
when my mom started exhibiting signs of confusion that led to dementia, we signed her up for a company called TeleCalm. Basically its a device that sat between her phone (landline) and the wall jack, which allowed you to designate the numbers that could ring through, and also it allowed us to see who she was calling, if anyone. We basically blocked everyone but family and it worked pretty well. It can all be managed remotely through an app on your phone. Just throwing that out there for anyone who has elderly parents that are easily confused.
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Fuck You Petrino
Apparently that broad is coaching volleyball in Aledo. And based on her last name, she's still married to the poor sap that she was engaged to while she was working petrino's hog. https://aledovolleyballclub.com/our-coaches
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NFL Week 4
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NFL Week 4
Good lord, that Prescott pass in OT to Tolbert was badass. And then they fuck around in the red zone, lulz.
- Oregon at Penn State NBC