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Blotto

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  1. Chapel Bill laying a stinky one in his britches early...
  2. He's cashing a check and chasing his 20-something year old snizz up and down the atlantic seaboard. His team is complete dogshit and he was in Nantucket last weekend shopping with Jordan. He seems to be fresh out of fucks to give. https://nypost.com/2025/09/28/sports/bill-belichick-jordon-hudson-retreat-to-nantucket-on-uncs-bye-week/ L-I-V-I-N!
  3. It took those dorks all of one week in the top 10, and they're already crowing about how they've earned their spot in the elite ranks. While the entire rest of the world is thinking
  4. Blotto replied to Steamboat1874's topic in Football
    Cool story, Stands With Dick in Hands
  5. I find it amusing that both Hill and Rosenhaus were quick to tweet that Hill intends to play football again once he recovers from that knee rebuild. Like the rest of were anguished that he would instead retire and begin work on that fusion reactor that has always been his life's dream.
  6. I've been a fan of adams no matter where he plays. seems like a good dude
  7. Original what? He's in no way the first arrogant douche to make a name for himself with terrible sports opinions.
  8. https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/1646861?hl=en go get 'em, tiger.
  9. Blotto replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Which AI company is paying TreatyOak to sit around all day churning out stupid AI bullshit?
  10. you're giving us far too much credit
  11. Not to mention the $1.5B they invested in Kushner's Affinity Partners. Bought themselves a pretty neat military for only a couple of billion. Art of the deal indeed.
  12. It's actually kind of funny that Price only really missed that one season. He slid right into that UTEP gig and coached there for a decade. And he still has a helluva story to tell.
  13. eventually?
  14. Well Walmart has been around as long as I can remember, so when exactly are they planning on doing that? After they get through buying up all the pro sports teams?
  15. Lulz. Arkansas is ranked in the bottom 5 states for median income. Every state has some rich people living in it, but when your state only has 3M people and those people are on average some of the poorest in the country, you are at a disadvantage in the college arms race.
  16. when my mom started exhibiting signs of confusion that led to dementia, we signed her up for a company called TeleCalm. Basically its a device that sat between her phone (landline) and the wall jack, which allowed you to designate the numbers that could ring through, and also it allowed us to see who she was calling, if anyone. We basically blocked everyone but family and it worked pretty well. It can all be managed remotely through an app on your phone. Just throwing that out there for anyone who has elderly parents that are easily confused.
  17. Blotto replied to Buzzrock's topic in Football
    Apparently that broad is coaching volleyball in Aledo. And based on her last name, she's still married to the poor sap that she was engaged to while she was working petrino's hog. https://aledovolleyballclub.com/our-coaches
  18. Hate the fucking tie
  19. Good lord, that Prescott pass in OT to Tolbert was badass. And then they fuck around in the red zone, lulz.
  20. what the fuck...
  21. franklin lost another big game? I'm gonna have to sit down and take a couple deep breaths.
  22. Elko says "hold my triple baconator"
  23. this guy looks like a killer
  24. He's better than Nico, lulz. Admittedly, not a high bar to clear.
  25. 75 yards, lulz. they cant 7.5 yards
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