Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Blotto
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Surly #Stonks
My sell orders never triggered on Friday because BYND kind of flatlined up 25%. BYND up 50%+ today means my options are now up 200% so I sold 1/3 and free rolling the remaining 2/3 of my contracts. Lets go apes.....squeeze
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2025 Sports Gambloor Megathread
Boom.... I have to use offshore sportsbooks because fuck you Texas, but I'm digging this trend of sportsbooks offering same game parlays where you can mix game markets with player props. I'm not naive enough to believe that they aren't making money off of this, but the ability to group a bunch of correlated legs into a single wager makes it easy to get some hefty payouts for very little money wagered. If you have a hunch about not just a score, but also how the game will play out, its kind of fun to crank these out as entertainment bets. I was probably 0 for 40-ish before I hit that one, but I also had several near misses of 6-1 or 7-1 (8 legs is the max at this book). Guess I'll up the bet a bit and see if I can keep getting lucky. Here's another one I just missed today. Fuck off, Goedert!
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
any minor criticisms those clowns may make will be couched with plenty of excuses so that they stay in daddy Sark's good graces. But honestly, who gives a fuck what those pandering jock sniffers have to say?
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Its just that simple. Arch can't reliably hit the layups. While Sark has his own issues, how do you play call for a QB with his accuracy issues. We might as well run the f'n wishbone I'm starting to think its more likely than not that Arch will probably transfer if he doesn't drastically improve. The noise will be deafening here in Austin next season and who wants to put up with that BS. And why wouldn't we see what we have in Lacey, or fuck it, Dia Bell assuming he sticks with us. If they can't play better than what Arch has displayed to date, what the fuck are we doing? His name is probably worth the most at Ole Miss and Kiffin's QBs have been putting up numbers. Wouldn't shock me.
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2025 Random Games thread
Hide your pets, hide your kids .... the ginger ale is gonna be flowing in provo tonight. Its soakin' time!
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2025 Random Games thread
[Sark] Half the teams that played today lost their games[/Sark] including Tech
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So about that ou win…
but are ya white girl wasted?
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
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Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
Honestly, I dont even like that option. Sark will be a grumpy bitch about it, and probably check out mentally. Either get a new coach or live with the fact that Sark is the OC. It aint my money, so if they can find the coin to shitcan that clown, I'd far prefer it. Lots of people can recruit to Austin with the money this program has access to. Sark is who he is, and thats the problem.
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
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A&M at Arkansas - ESPN
I realize the state of Texas ain't exactly a fitness nirvana, but every time they scan the piggy crowd, there's a whole lot of fat m'fers in that joint.
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Tell me about Texas Tech
There's that stout tech defense we all remember, lulz. Oh well, I guess Cody will have to spend some more money on NIL....or more likely on lobbyists so that Tech can mooch the big boy's TV revenue.
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Who is this legend from Saturday?
Not everyone is cut out for social media.
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It’s Time for Organized Resistance
Thats gotta be a best case scenario.
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Nancy Pelosi is a badass MF and I want her to be Speaker
Good. get rid of all the geriatric fucks in DC.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
You've got a scheming, 24 year-old gold digger with an IQ of about 80 controlling a 73 year-old, bumbling, anti-social coach who has decided to throw it all away for some fresh pussy. It can and likely will get more fucked up. I'm counting on it. 6 months ago? She probably already makes him sleep in a dog crate at the foot of her bed.
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Shady Grove - RIP
Who knows.... its in Kyle, so I certainly never will.
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Surly #Stonks
Skeptical doesn't adequately convey my opinion of this trade, but its also just some of the profits from my brief 24 hour foray into the critical metals mania last week. I have a sell order in on 2/3 of my contracts at a 50% profit, which would leave the rest as a free roll. If that doesn't hit by this afternoon, I'll probably bail on the entire position which is up about 30% currently. Like I mentioned....purely an entertainment wager, certainly not an investment.
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Surly #Stonks
Some of the apes on wsb seem to be pushing BYND and their shitty fake burgers as the "Next" big squeeze. Volume on the underlying is already at 140M shares ( or 10X daily average) one hour into trading. I jumped in with an entertainment sized bet on some Nov 21 options when the market opened because premiums seemed cheap. I look forward to how poorly I time my exit from this trade.
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Whistleblower alleges Dallas kidney transplant programs favored wealthy patients
Mr Chase needs to pursue this injustice through our legal system, the one arena in this country where the little guy always gets a fair shake.
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NFL Week 7 thread of geriatric dominance
Did your mom use to drink a lot?
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NFL Week 7 thread of geriatric dominance
Yeah I could give a shit about Cinci, but anytime that bug-eyed choad gets fucked, its a good day.
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NFL Week 7 thread of geriatric dominance
the geezers are putting on a show.
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
Do you think its more likely they have $800M in a cookie jar in the athletic dept snack room, or do you think they used bonds which they have to repay out of athletic department revenue? If its the latter, that $100M out the door for this coaching change further limits their financial flexibility. I guess we all know how PSU will vote on that $2B equity deal.