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Blotto

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  1. Thats quite the product endorsement.
  2. I feel like the simulation missed a golden opportunity with that photo to reintroduce Kitara Ravache.
  3. Stumbled across this on reddit. Wyoming circa 1885. What could go wrong.
  4. Pretty sure Zeigler can come back (I wandered over to a Tenn board after my post https://www.volnation.com/forum/threads/who-is-on-the-team-next-year.362803/). I guess my comment on Barnes retirement is based on the sport itself changing rapidly. Saban was telling everyone he was good through 2030, and lasted about a year. If Barnes cant keep that same type of continuity, I could just see him saying fuck it. If the over/under was 2.5 seasons, I'd probably take the under.
  5. who else besides Knecht is gone this year? Rick will be 70 at the start of next season, and he's definitely old school and into the program/family aspect. Wouldnt surprise me if he hangs it up soon a la Saban. I think a few of his key guys are back, but I'm wondering if next season will be it?
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    2024 NFL DRAFT

    Lulz, Purdy led the league in QBR and rating, threw for more yards than Mahomes on the season with a better TD/INT ratio, led his team to the #1 seed in the NFC, and ultimately the SuperBowl in his first full season as a QB in the NFL. So barring some catastrophic injury, yes I do believe someone will throw a big contract at Purdy, and my guess is it will be the 49ers. Daniel Jones doesn't belong in the same sentence as Purdy.
  7. He's gonna be known as Crashflee from now on isnt he.
  8. Thats how people die. In my world, both drivers would do some jailtime. In reality, if that is Rice driving the vette, he'll pay some top dollar lawyer to get probation. Hopefully the league at least suspends his ass. If DPD is actively looking for Rice, you would think his lawyers/agent would make him available today. Booze should be out of his system at least.
  9. looks like the queefs will be in the market for a WR in the draft.
  10. you gotta savor it now, because you wont be seeing much of it in the future.
  11. Lulz. It goes both ways. He literally got wrapped up on an inbounds pass in the first half. dude had his arms all the way around Edey so he couldnt jump. No whistle.
  12. I think Awaka could get away with buttfucking Edey at this point.
  13. Out of the teams left, I'm probably rooting for NC State to keep their improbable heater going, but Barnes would be my second choice.
  14. https://www.masters.com/tasteofthemasters Even the masters food shipped to your door is reasonably priced. I don't have a need to feed 14 people, but I could see ordering that if I was hosting a final day shindig. Might suck, but I'd roll the dice.
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    Burgers

    How's that burger? Not sure austin needed another $20 smashburger and fries joint, but I dig the location.
  16. I'm setting the over/under on "how many times Shane visits that liquor store in a week" at 11.5 12.5.
  17. You would think that those insurance people not doing the bare minimum to show up at a court proceeding thereby costing their employer millions would also jeopardize their livelihood, but I guess I dont understand the insurance game.
  18. Nothing devastates a season more than losing a guy that averaged 5.3pts on the season. Recovery is impossible at that point.
  19. He's got a bit of the Harbaugh "weirdo" factor to him.
  20. Always nice to start the season by deep dicking the phillies in b2b games
  21. Interesting article on the weed shitshow in Oklahoma. Cant trust Okies to do anything without fucking it up https://www.businessinsider.com/oklahoma-legal-marijuana-cannabis-laws-industry-kingfisher-county-mass-murder-2024-3 well no shit, barb. no f'n shit.
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