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Blotto

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  1. Its apparently sitting around $30B, but hopefully that's not already earmarked for something sensible like BTC or TRUMP crypto purchases.
  2. I'll keep this comment out of the DT "Thread of the Rains," but I have a feeling lots of red voters in those hill country counties are gonna realize that Trump's FEMA and federal government assistance in general for the recovery effort will be suboptimal. I guess Abbott will have to bust out the checkbook.
  3. Fucking laughable. My guess is if you stop 10 people randomly on the street and ask them how Kelsey Plum makes a living, 1 might be able to tell you she's plays in the wnba. If you ask details like what team she plays for and what position, you might have to ask 25+ before someone knows. Unless you're at a Subaru owners convention, Plum is as relevant nationally as someone like Sergino Dest. Solid player but moves zero needles.
  4. I'm ready for change. All this Make America Great Again bullshit is a real ass-beating. Let's Make USA Fucking Fantastic. Those hats will sell like hotcakes.
  5. Oof.....thats gonna end up costing aggy more than the Jimbo breakup. They really need to seek outside help when they structure these deals.
  6. Another couple of years and these fucking hat companies are gonna make the brand logo bigger than the school. I didnt go to school at BB, get that shit off the hat.
  7. you cant leave out this classic
  8. https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/45646243/sources-knicks-expected-hire-mike-brown-next-head-coach The final piece....next come the championships. An inspired choice.
  9. In the time frame of humanity, Christians are like the people that moved to Austin in 2015 and love to tell you all about how the city is ruined today, and has been going down hill ever since Rainey Street got turned into highrises.
  10. Marooned in the Richmand VA airport after a flight diversion, and all the fucking bars are closed. Cant even celebrate the news. So I'll have to settle for a hearty "fuck you"
  11. And fuck some sheep. Because it's Tuesday
  12. It's crazy....40 years ago the highest paid player in the NBA was magic, and he was making $2.5M. he made $40M in salary in his entire career.
  13. I think that just means shadeur has to jack him off since no massage therapist within 100 miles will return Watson's call
  14. Well this is awkward.... Nothing builds that summer league comradery like posting on social media about wanting to fill your teammate's sister up with cum.
  15. This is expert level shit...... @bolverk level, even. Not for the timid.
  16. Looks like they finally put the corpse of Z'tejas out of its misery.... the restaurant, not the poster. https://ztejas.com/ Probably a decade late. I thought it died when they shuttered the location on 6th, but apparently they had 3 or 4 locations.
  17. the only thing that dork has fingered is his own asshole.
  18. This fritz/perricard match is getting good. Fritz was down 5-1 in the tiebreak and came back to win it. Heading to the 5th.
  19. Nothing a little Ayahuasca cant fix
  20. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c15wwvggk80o
  21. I think a lot of people would be surprised to know that there are now more Mormons than there are Jews, both domestically and globally. I guess all that missionary work (not that kind Jake) has paid off.
  22. New shit has come to light... https://ksltv.com/local-news/jake-retzlaff-lawsuit/791607/ There is a fan conspiracy floating around the internet that the female was a Univ of Utah student and this was a setup to get him suspended. In other words, force him to claim the sex was consensual to get him suspended, and now drop the case. Sounds like bullshit, but that would be some next level skullduggery.
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