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Blotto

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  1. Not the best week for the chiefs, as weeks go..... https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/chiefs-royals-to-expore-options-after-blowout-loss-on-sales-tax-vote-in-kansas-city/ Fuck giving these franchises and the league billions of tax dollars to build/remodel stadiums. The NFL made $18 billion in revenue last year, and most of these owners are billionaires. Giving them handouts is fucking ridiculous. Cant pay for schools but we'll make sure the Clark Hunts of the world get a shiny new stadium to further assist them in making more money. I wish more cities would do this.
  2. White guys out there conducting a masterclass in getting their ass kicked. https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/1buyutw/wrestlemania_handicap_match_at_the_pool/ I can never figure out when the fuck reddit videos will autoplay, and whether they will be muted or not. Seems completely random.
  3. Mine's gonna be a tad pricey as it involves Boobert, MTG, and Kari Lake. But I always dreamed of being a doctor.
  4. what kind of tuna juice we talkin'?
  5. Just a few days after we were discussing the topic as it related to the bridges in the Bay Area https://www.reddit.com/r/TerrifyingAsFuck/comments/1bui658/earthquake_footage_from_taiwan_this_morning_not_a/ Good time to be wearing your brown pants.
  6. you should have replied..."I know mom, you're right".... and cracked open a tallboy.
  7. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/costco-ozempic-weight-loss-sesame/ I gotta admit, fattening up your customer base for decades, only to turn around and sell them diet drugs/plans is some 4D chess. I should buy leaps (calls) tomorrow, lulz.
  8. Trump's probably fucked over the last 37 business partners he's had, and yet they keep lining up to do business with that stupid fuck. I cant muster any sympathy. None.
  9. I stayed in Kalispell and Whitefish last fall when I was up at Glacier. I really dug Whitefish.
  10. I could tolerate Beard at Ole Miss, but if he coaches at Arky he can go fuck himself.
  11. I bet a can of bear spray would have changed that dogs mind.
  12. Thanks for the update Rajon, we were all on pins and needles. Still a career with over $100M in earnings and a couple of rings aint too shabby. But this cracked me up: Quickly followed in the article by His story checks out
  13. Exactly. Drug dealers don't get rich trying to sell brussels sprouts to crackheads. They get rich selling crack to crackheads. Dude can just print money, as he knows the flock wont find that brand of delusional bullshit anywhere else in the media world. I'm surprised he's been able to fend off all challengers for as long as he has. Being Johnny Football's fuckboi has its benefits I guess.
  14. Well let's just say my friend wants to see a lion bukkake circle.... how much extra is that going to cost him?
  15. wait.....trump got bailed out by this guy?
  16. My parents were on a safari in Kenya many years ago and their lodge also had baboons on the premises. One evening while my dad was walking holding his camera strap with the shiny camera dangling from his hand, this baboon comes up from nowhere and yoinks it from my dad's grasp. He reports it to the staff and a couple of days later he gets his fucked up camera back. This is back in the day of analog film and they had taken other photos prior to the heist. Once they get back home and have the film developed, they discovered a couple of random blurry photos accidently triggered when the baboons were fucking with the camera. Including a photo of a baboon's nutsack. Sadly that majestic photo of baboon balls is no longer in our possession. I'd blow it up and frame it. It would make an interesting conversation piece....."what do you think it is?"
  17. He can't really have crazy money yet being a 2nd round NFL pick on a rookie contract, so he's limited to how much he can bribe a fall guy. But I'm guessing one of those idiots will sign up for like $100K and a hand job. Rashee can wear receivers gloves, so its not like there will be direct hand-to-crank action.
  18. If I'm a USC fan, I probably feel similar to how we felt when Shaka "left" for greener pastures in Milwaukee. Pretty average record in the 11 years he was there, although USC has never really accomplished much in hoops (to my recollection). Not a terrible hire, but not exactly one I would get excited over.
  19. Blotto

    2024 NFL DRAFT

    And miss out on the next Sam Howell?
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