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Blotto

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  1. It just gets worse for these kids
  2. Agreed. I think Bama is gonna pack FSU's shit to such an extent that they may have to cut away from the game just so the entire nation isnt subjected to the site of Norvell dragging his prolapsed anus up and down the sideline. They went 2-10 last year and they are counting on this chode to turn it around?
  3. huh, thats strange. I fucking love it. Because it means its an almost certainly all of their mouth-breathing, Joe Pa dick-sucking fans are miserable that day. And fuck them.
  4. If it takes two hours to smoke a joint, I would argue that is NOT how you inhale.
  5. I'm legit bummed they don't play Kentucky this year. Watching them lose to a Stoops coached team with Calzone running the show at QB would be too funny.
  6. Yeah, that's not how cults work. It's not some daily assessment of their most wanted policy wishlist items and Trump's performance against campaign promises. It's basically whatever verbal diarrhea spills out of Trump's mouth at any point is the gospel. Until he changes his mind again. Trump will emerge from this "scandal" exactly the same way he emerged from the last 27 scandals that would have disqualified other candidates. It doesn't fucking matter. Trump could fuck their own 14 year old daughters and they wouldn't care.
  7. Welp, this one caught me by surprise. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/02/us/montana-search-suspect-anaconda-bar-shooting.html I was in this shithole bar last September killing time before checking into a cabin I rented on nearby Lake Georgetown for the weekend. Much like this shooting, I was in there on Friday around noon. I ended up knocking back a few beers with a retired Vietnam vet who had spent his whole life in the area, and he gave me the lowdown on the are... cool dude. He was the only person in the joint other than the haggard bartender and the owner who was already drunk at that time. I looked up the photos of those killed and it doesn't seem to be the people I met. Still weird to see this story about one of the tiniest random dive bars I've spent time in the last 20 years. Shit happens everywhere I guess.
  8. I touched on this in an earlier post in this thread, but I cant get it to embed, so I'll copy it...
  9. That's the least pudgy, annoyingly punchable-face looking photo of Smart I can recall seeing. Probably an assistant coach falsely labeled as Smart.
  10. They should lean it to it like the NHL does with hats in the rink after a hat trick. Make three layups in a row and let the dildos fly.
  11. Complaining about Oldman's portrayal of Lamb? That's a thing? Anyways, I saw this earlier and hopefully it doesn't affect the quality of writing too badly.
  12. Freeze gonna Freeze...... https://archive.ph/2iVRm
  13. Best in pro sports. You immediately know who you are watching, and somehow every combination of helmets, jerseys, and pants looks good.
  14. that last sentence is perfection. Clickety-clack m'fers
  15. When I found out it was really only like 3 lbs a week, I felt stupid.
  16. https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45869489/fever-sophie-cunningham-caitlin-clark-critics-dumb-f lulz. Tell em Sophie.
  17. I'll tell you what.... https://www.statesman.com/story/business/2025/07/29/alamo-beer-has-hiccup-in-getting-king-of-the-hill-themed-brew-into-stores/85422650007/ If they can unfuck their distribution, perhaps it will be on the shelves in time for the first episode of the series relaunch. Hopefully its worth a shit, but I cant recall having any of their beers, which is odd since its brewed not too far away. Anyone familiar with their work?
  18. Why even have laws for the rich and quasi famous celebs anyway, right? Paying taxes on business revenue,etc is for the poors.
  19. Well, judging by the number of billionaires queuing up to nuzzle Trumps cock and balls, I'd say the billionaire class will take care of that issue for the dems.
  20. yeah.... that didnt happen And while those schedules aren't spectacular, at least the bad teams were mostly ranked in the 200's. Last year, there were a ton of complete shit teams ranked in the 300's. Those games aren't remotely competitive as our best player will probably make more in NIL than the entire roster of some of these cupcakes. I doubt the team gains much from those ass beatings. They probably get more out of practice.
  21. Its russia. Can we be sure thats not how it always looks?
  22. Depends on who it fell out of. [Announcer] oh no!....oh no! [/Announcer]
  23. make that 52 safety lapses, then.
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