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Blotto

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  1. CDC didn't come to Texas to work for Jay Hartzell. He came to Texas to take the helm of an athletic department that is one of a select few that can aspire to be the preeminent athletic department in the country. SMU aint that. As for Hartzell,good fucking riddance. He's a spineless bootlicker who couldn't spread his cheeks fast enough for abbot. And yeah, I'm certain the next guy will be worse. Whatever, fuck off Jay.
  2. It definitely occurred to me that would be a useful gadget as I was repeatedly interrupting my game watching to check the temp on my steak. I even looked on line briefly but there were too many brands and options within brands for me to just buy something with no research. And then I got lazy, and did no research. What are the Surly go-tos in this category?
  3. Queenstown fucks. for days.
  4. I blame this learning disabled fuckstick, who somehow parlayed his HC'ing failure with Atlanta/Bijan into an OC position with the Steelers.
  5. that was my concern before the season, but now having watched this team through the first 14 games, i'm not particularly concerned this teams squeaks into the tourney. we'll be lucky to notch 6 wins in conference.
  6. And thus concludes by far my most successful season picking NFL games. This would been the year to use a proxy and sign up for one of those Vegas based super contests. I doubt I'll ever sniff 65% over the course of a season again, and I wasted it on a $25 entry pool. Furk.
  7. That McConaughey "ooooh Jerry's eating rice" commercial is dumb as fuck. Good thing they only show it 15 times per football game.
  8. Britan, huh.
  9. The comments in that reddit thread are a trip. The internet broke this country's brain.
  10. I like how they showed the aggy commercial highlighting all that it means to be aggy, and immediately rolled into a commercial that started with nuts.com
  11. Just wait til next season when his fatass is humpin' it on the sidelines biff poggi style in some bedazzled overalls with "the elk" proudly emblazoned on his name plate.
  12. FIFM. Not one solitary fuck. Somehow RR will end up making $400M off of this too.
  13. Yup, KD in a nutshell. He's given hoops fans a lot of thrills. This chucklefuck is the definition of a 10 cent head. I'm starting to think he's dumb as fuck.
  14. thats what he loves about those meat judging girls, man ....
  15. Come on....you're saying that some school's NIL collectives facilitate donations that are tax deductible while other schools NIL collectives cannot? And the reason for that is because the IRS arbitrarily stopped allowing it but grandfathered in the original collectives? That sounds like BS to me, but I know nothing about it.
  16. We haven't quite reached that time of year when the rollercoaster starts ascending, that will only happen after Texas' last game of the season. But you can bet your ass they are all jumping in the cars and scrambling to figure out how to lower that safety bar over Elko's massive f'n gut. But come February, like a phoenix rising from the ashes.... the cycle renews again.
  17. lifetime achievement award
  18. USPS delivery cybertrucks
  19. Blotto

    Bert!

    I see the flaw in his planning.
  20. Blotto

    Bert!

    Kicker seems like the kind of one year rental that NIL should be able to hookup every year if need be. Find a good kicker at some shit school, and have someone make the call. Its a bullshit system, but it is the system, so we might as well take advantage of it. We cant run it back with Bert, he's getting worse not better.
  21. I have 100% confidence in aggy's institutional ability to overcome any coach's winning credentials. Let em fire Elk, pay three salaries, and still finish 8-4 with Dillingham. Do it.
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