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Blotto

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  1. Dillon Gabriel finished 3rd in the Heisman voting this year.
  2. You definitely have a shot now.
  3. Having heard several Leonard post game interviews, I'm guessing thats exactly where he wants to be grabbed.
  4. Because its not priced like wagyu? I picked up some of the "wagyu" skirt steak for some steak tacos the other night at HEB and it was noticeably better than the regular HEB skirt steak. Pretty damn flavorful, will buy again.
  5. You might as well just start over with a new user name. Now back to our regular scheduled programming with a nod to the classics
  6. this is some peak Surly sand-in-my-vag bullshit. I have seen plenty of tweets related to a whole host of topics criticized on this board for misleading descriptors. I have no idea if Don Johnson commented on any of them, but who the fuck cares?
  7. My sister has some goats on her property. They are somehow simultaneously some of the smartest and dumbest creatures on the planet, but they can eat some greenery. We give them the christmas tree every new year, and they fucking go ham on that thing.
  8. So slightly less than the chances that she will hatch elmo's next kid?
  9. Nice of that mustang driver to account for the snow/hazardous driving conditions by leaving an additional 6 inches of room between his car and the car in front of him
  10. Their best bet is probably to reanimate Bill Snyder. His decaying corpse would still figure out a way to run circles around NIL superteams with Jordy Nelson Jr. leading the charge.
  11. For those like me that dont have a twitter account... https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1631352964123340800.html
  12. Sheep humpers vs sister humpers in a tight one. Aggy just hit a 3 to go up by two. 15 secs left.
  13. gonna give this a shot tonight. Not too shabby. Simple enough to prepare. I loaded a scoop of rice in the bottom and served with a crusty baguette. I did follow the recipe linked above pretty much as written, using two whole jalapenos (with seeds). First taste was a little flat, but adding some more salt and 8-10 healthy dashes of habanero hot sauce seemed to wake it up nicely.
  14. Thank god they still have you to thank for defending their honor on Surlyhorns.com. I'm sure that will help them out immensely. You're a fucking hero. And a patriot. Now what exactly are you upset about? That Incredulity is a f'n idiot? Thats been common knowledge for years.
  15. or you could take 5 minutes and research why that might be instead of screaming "hurr-durr-SCANDAL". So I guess you can argue that they should have infinity capacity to prevent such an instance, or you could just acknowledge that the system was probably not designed to handle "worst case scenario" and that is what they got. And you will gladly pay for the infrastructure improvements to handle worst case scenario with infinite capacity in every municipality in the US. Is it unfortunate? Certainly. Is it a scandal? Only to elderly grandmas glued to facebook.
  16. I was driving Southeast out of Grand Teton NP last October, and had no idea that there were wildfires burning along 26. At one point the flames were just cresting on the ridge to my south and the only traffic for miles was shit tons of forest service and firefighters. Those fires were at least a half mile from me and it still took me a few hours after emerging from the orange skies and smoke to unpucker my asshole. I cant imagine standing on a roof with a fucking garden hose as fire is consuming the property 15 feet from me. That's some crazy f'n shit right there.
  17. Jensen got pissed that momentum traders had found a new addiction and were buying stocks not named NVDA, so he shit in their punchbowl Just saw someone on Reddit refer to RGTI as Regretti, lulz.
  18. It appears we have begun the "dump" portion of the P&D routine for quantum stocks...
  19. Lulz. Rodney's getting sport fucked by Bruce Pearl. Its been a while since I knew we were out of the tourney in early January. Furk.
  20. I can ride out this season I suppose, but if terry comes back next year with a crap ass team, its gonna be ugly. Maybe he will quit this gig for an assistant position at Ole Miss. That fact alone should have been a huge red flag that he wasnt wired to hold a legit high profile HC gig.
  21. I like how Whitlock prefaces his comments with "I know what I'm capable of" as he discusses her rack and peanut butter skin. Meanwhile the rest of the country is wondering why he is bringing up sniffing her office chair and promptly masturbating in the utility closet.
  22. Our entire team needs to portal to the wnba.
  23. Just turned on the Tenn/UF game. Tennessee is jacking up missed threes every time down the court just like they are in the NBA. Rick still getting 'em ready for the NBA, I'll give him that.
  24. I took the over (149.5) figuring if Texas can put up 65 pts, I'm probably good. Go Team!
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