My vote would be for us to face them in the second round. We would be down by 5 at half time and Beard wouldn't be able to come back in the second half because Texas Tech fans bombarded the hallway to the lockerroom and he can't safely leave. As it turns out, we are in the same location for games as Tennessee. After some discussion with the refs, Rick Barnes agrees to step in and coach us. As the final seconds tick of the clock, Barnes is licking his lips at the scoreboard showing Texas down by 32 with our starting 5 somehow already transferred to Miami. Tom Penders from the third row, stands up with a handle of vodka in one hand and a desert eagle in the other. He looks down at both, lifts up the Stolichnaya for one last swig, then lifts the gun to Barnes and Shaka as they shake hands and shoots them both in the head, only to turn the gun on himself next. Beard walks out on the court looking up at the student section with a tear in his eyes and simply says....
"Thanks for coming."