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Longhornfan1024

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  1. Seeing drag shows makes their nether regions tingle and they don't like that.
  2. Go back to trolling CR so you can get crowd sourced against instead of trying to build rep by making stupid posts here.
  3. Well he doesn't think, so they seem very impressive to him.
  4. I'm not sure why he's refusing to say he went to the FBI without talking to Paxton. No, I did not tell the criminal that we were reporting him for his crimes. Just fucking say you didn't.
  5. DP: Witness, when you can answer yes or no to a question answer yes or no. Witness: I can't answer yes or no to that question. DP: . . . okay. What a cuck.
  6. School me on how this works. You just pour the bourbon and cubes in a decanter or some other bottle then filter out the cubes after 5 days and pour the bourbon back in its bottle?
  7. Buzzbee looks like he spent the weekend staring down an industrial fan that was blowing orange paint.
  8. I'm an actual human being who feels empathy for other humans, so my natural reaction is to feel bad for the guy. But then I remember all of the evil he's done to this country and all I can think is "fuck him."
  9. 300 is an overrated shit fest that is only popular because it allowed a bunch of closeted so-call alphas watch a movie with a bunch of scantily clad dudes with ripped abs without having to come out or come to terms with their own sexuality.
  10. Zach Snyder movies are airplane movies.
  11. I will offer up one rep point.
  12. My morning drive starts around 183/Mopac, takes me down 183 to 35, then 35 to the campus area. I can't get a clear signal on 101.9 throughout the entire drive. I'm sure the owners don't understand how they could have failed having an Austin radio station that can't be heard in Austin.
  13. Good for them. I hope they are able to make a better life for themselves without worrying about student loan debt.
  14. It's absolutely designed by rich guys to take votes from Biden. For the politicians themselves, it may as well be named the "I just want to get bought off, I don't really care by whom" party.
  15. I see this thread and click on it hoping that there was an announcement that Trump was indicted in Georgia. Instead I get multiple pages of Chewbacca and Twice engaging in the world's saddest circle jerk. Great job, guys. You outdid yourselves.
  16. Not wanting to call in the Avengers because you need to handle it then handing off the fight to a skrull who you allow to become the most powerful being in the university doesn't seem like a great plan, Nick.
  17. Dropping both indictments at the same time so that you split up the crazies would be a good idea. And also, fuck Trump.
  18. Yes. And they are the same people who know and support what the song is about, but are too cowardly to admit it.
  19. The funny part of this to me is this tough guy fake country boy releasing a song filled with racist dog whistles and glorifying lynching, but he's too much of a pussy to just admit it. If that's what you believe, just come out and say it, you fucking pussy. Don't hide behind coded language.
  20. I'm guessing another one of his attorneys has been informed that they broke the law.
  21. The prequel trilogy were good stories with bad execution. The sequel trilogy were horrible stories with mediocre to good execution. I can sit through the prequels with the understanding that I'll see some stupid shit in there and have to sit through Anakin and Padme's complete lack of chemistry. Watching the sequels just makes me angry.
  22. After finding out about this movie yesterday I was mildly interested since it's by the guy who did Paddington. Now that I've watched the preview, I can say it looks like it sucks. Oh well.
  23. Maybe ask someone in Uvalde.
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