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ChiTownDoc

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  1. Just now, Brisketexan said:


    He’s still the POTUS. There’s still a football. Yes, the power comes with the office.

    He would need to posture and develop some reason, even a bullshit one, to get to where there's a conversation on war, much less using actual nukes.  Your scenario, of him getting super pissed, than just randomly grabbing the football and nuking Chad, is a nonstarter for me.  I guess we'll never know - well, I hope we never have a definitive answer on that. 

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  2. 4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


    Fair enough - hyperbole got the best of me.
    More accurate would have been “who will he intentionally hurt?” He’s going to do so. The fact that nukes are among his potential tools is a big fucking problem.

    LOL, that's funny.  You really think Trump has the power to nuke anybody?  He's fucking neutered.  The R's are using the shit out of him to ram their bullshit home and don't want to lose voters by criticizing him but don't be fooled.  Behind the scenes, this buffoon has zero ability to move forward with a nuclear strike.  

  3. 56 minutes ago, slorch said:

    all that...

     

    and he pissed down his leg at the thought of having to beat out Davis Webb for the start in the Holiday Bowl.

    No offense Slorch but given the opportunity to play for OU or tech why the hell would he choose tech?  Mahomes is a better pro but that has jackshit to do with all Baker accomplishes at OU.  

    Right there in your post you mention Holiday Bowl   OU doesn’t do the Holiday Bowl   

    Tech fans seem butthurt to this day.  OU fans just laugh.  Don’t feel bad.  Aggy gets laughed at for the same shit w Kyler 

    I love watching Mahomes and agree he will likely be the better pro.  

  4. 6 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

    So..... who were the idiots roaming around saying doubling down on Kaep was going to hurt Nike's revenues?

     

    I love Fox News using a pic of some troll burning his 2004 grass stained Nike cleats.  You know that same guy will cut you if you were to look funny at his fresh Jordans.  

     

    Fox.  Lol

  5. 6 minutes ago, F250 said:

    Exploiting racial tensions in order to mask class strife is an old and fairly common practice. The big Populist movement in the late 1800s was countered through race riots and the propagation of white supremacy. It didn't take a lot of effort to breakup the politically aligned poor whites and blacks that were a threat to the Republican and Democrat parties. Kleetus just needed a white robe and to be told he was better than his black neighbors, so he could ignore the fact they both shared the same economic hardships.

     

     

     

    This shit is so true.  Look at Trump’s war on the browns.  He can’t get on his knees fast enough for rich brown people (Saudis) but fools the rubes into thinking they’re better than the colored folk.  Rubes gonna be rubes.  

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  6. 10 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

    And ya blow a weld ya move on.  There's not malpractice insurance like a doc has to carry and you get to work outside at different places all the time .

    I really think if you don't love medicine, you shouldn't do it anymore.  I've sold out to the PE route and don't 'need' to see patients (for money) anymore but I love it.  When people say 'thank you' in the business world, they mean 'fuck you' just as often...a genuine thank you goes a long ways. 

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  7. 38 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

    The contract guy we use at our ranch has his own truck rig and makes probably $200k a year.  He was making 6 figures in the early 90s.  He’s an awesome welder.  Our ranch hands can weld the simple stuff well.  But this man is an artist.  

    Yep.  Good welders make more than your average doctor.  And they don’t go 300k in the hole during school while spending a decade after high school to get there...

  8. 35 minutes ago, ocugolf said:

    OU got pounded by the only good team they have played this year, but the have some pretty decent resume building wins. Florida and Dayton in the Bahamas. Creighton, Wichita State in OKC, Notre Dame in NYC, USC in Tulsa. At Northwestern. None of those are great wins by any stretch, but they must be better than they were pegged to be preseason. 

    I don't know.  A few of those teams are good.  None great...OU will certainly make the tourney and will be in the top 25 next week.  That's pretty good for a team picked to finish dead last by many XII pundits.  

  9. 3 hours ago, bolverk said:

    May I fantasize a bit how I hope Trump dies (of natural causes, of course)?

    First, I want him to die in prison eating shitty prison food that makes him gag for the rest of his days.

    Second, I want him to keep what remains of his mental faculties with full awareness of everything around him until the moment the lights are turned out in his brain?

    Next, I want him to die from an extremely painful and embarrassing disease. Unfortunately, I don't know much about illnesses so I'll just describe the symptoms and maybe some surly doc can project a diagnosis:

    • Debilitating pain, lots of it, throughout his body.
    • Something that causes him to constantly shit, piss, and vomit all over himself.
    • Bleeding from the eyes, ears, and rectum? Most definitely.
    • Gaseous with lots of pains. Really horrible flatulence that constantly makes himself gag. 
    • Complete loss of hair so he'll finally have to face the fact that he's bald.
    • Does it require amputation of limbs? You better believe it does.
    • All his teeth fall out while his skin itches constantly.
    • Add in scrotum cancer and scabies on his dick.
    • Loss of speech would be good too.

    Finally, I want him to be fully aware that he and all his adult progeny (except for Tiffany, maybe) are destitute and imprisoned, and will remain that way for the rest of their years spent in prison. I'd also love him to feel the shame of Melanie pointing and laughing at him every time she visits, as well as the knowledge that the Trump name will surpass that of Benedict Arnold in the annals of American history as being synonymous with "traitorous piece of shit" for all of eternity and that a monument will be constructed over his body that invites the public to defecate into a hole on top of it. 

    All while sharing a cell with some mean Honduran motherfucker who secretly fucks with him at night and screws with him all day every day so he'll never again experience a moment of calm, tranquility, rest, and relaxation.

    A man can dream...

    ALS, but let's allow the bedsores to fester.  Not enough to kill him ... around stage 2/3 would be great.  Stage 4 you lose most of the feeling and where's the fun in that - well stage 4 are fine to the extremities so we have to go the chop/chop route...we can use the ceremonial saw the Saudis used on Khashoggi. 

    Also, definitely do NOT get him a BCI (Brain Computer Interface)...let him think of all the worst tweets/greatest hits but no way to get any of them out.  We can have Gus Fring give him a bedside chat...like he gave to Hector Salamanca....but nightly.  His TV will be on a loop...flashing still shot after still shot of Hillary in various pantsuits...then we'll work in more of your suggestions..pretty sure the scabies on the dick are a built in feature.  

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  10. 2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

    Meh, as long as they have their smartphones and Netflix reruns of Honey Boo Boo, they ain't doing shit.  Hard to mobilize when you have Mountain Dew and Pop Tarts in the pantry of the single-wide.  #MAGA!

     

     

    Sad truth right here folks.  You gotta give 'em just enough to keep them distracted.  Hell, an added bonus when you get some dipshit in the WH who they foolishly think is 'their guy'.  

  11. 1 hour ago, Thetexashammer said:

    Do I need to explain that everybody does it so they don't enforce it? 

    Here's a nonpolitical example. Since I wasn't referring to political stuff exclusively.

    I thought Bono was legit because of his HIV stuff. But his ONE foundation donated just over 1% in programs and services. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1314543/Bonos-ONE-foundation-giving-tiny-percentage-funds-charity.html

    They're all frauds. But I repeat myself.

    LOL, you need to get out more.  Doctors without Borders...Bill and Melinda Gates foundation and countless others... the Commies have truly won if you think all charities are like Trump's.  JFC.  That is really God Damn bad.  You really think this is typical of charities?  Have you never been involved in a real charity?  That's actually a serious question.  I can't wrap my head around the fact that somebody really believes this level of fraud is not just typical, but defines 99% of charities.   

    Edit: maybe you're saying just personal foundations?  Even then, it's very rare to see that kind of fraud?  Please tell me I've misunderstood you.  Fuck

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