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ChiTownDoc

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  1. 9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

    McRaven was critical of Trump so Trump is attacking him. It doesn't go deeper than that. That's Trump's response to everyone who criticizes him. There's nothing complex about him. 

    He’s like a mollusk.  Only more slimy.  

  2. 41 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

    Ain't no body got time for that, you could knee him 100 times between the legs and never hit a gonad. 

    Just need to make 100% certain he doesn’t spawn any more children.  

  3. 9 minutes ago, SameSame said:

    What the ever the loving fuck??

    I honestly want to choke this sorry motherfucker.

    Get in line.  I get 3 punches to his face and a knee to his balls first...

    I’m pretty sure if I hit him hard enough we’ll see giblet gravy leak out his ears.  Only one way to find out...

  4. 2 minutes ago, Gigglebush said:

    BlowU was having trouble getting production out of QBs for a couple years until Riley came along as OC. I doubt that this is a Helfrich/Mariota situation in turd burglar land.

    No shit.  Riley kept Stoops from going out the way of bitchtits.  That’s pretty obvious.  

    If he stays and lands a good DC (not even great) they’ll compete for titles.  That’s a big if.  NFL has to be really tempting for a guy his age.  

  5. 26 minutes ago, Machinator said:

    RedZone host just mentioned that it was 33 years ago exactly that Theismanned became a verb.

    That's just fucking crazy.  Wow.  Still can't watch that LT clip and I've worked trauma for years.  LT jumping around etched in my head. 

  6. 9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

    I'm not referring to the imminent kiss -- I'm referring to the two pairs of bedroom eyes.

    Jimmy, I love you but 'bedroom eyes'...I had to make sure AB didn't post that.  Lulz

  7. 9 hours ago, Horns RD Standard said:

    Ok let's summarize this

    Things that are Not Melo's fault :

    - CP3 got himself suspended for a few games & really looks to be either hitting an age hurdle himself or just playing off

    - Brandon Knight & Marquise Chriss are hurt or can't get on the floor

    - Harden missed a few games with injuries

    - Eric Gordon has looked like sh!t to start the year and has been hurt as well

    - Gerald Green has looked like a guy who was on the streets to start the '17 season

     

     

    I wouldn't concede that any of those aren't Melo's fault.  There's something magical about his ability to fuck shit up.  Really nice guy though - seems you have to legally say that after giving an honest opinion about Melo. 

  8. 15 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

    Yeah but what if after the touchdown play the refs said that in fact the other team actually ran the touchdown play?

    Thats what the Florida election is like. 

    To be fair Florida elections mirror exactly what's going on with everything else in that fucked up state.  It's actually kind of refreshing to be able to count on something so consistently.  If it's in FL, you can rest assured, it will absolutely be fucked up. 

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  9. 17 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

    What's there not to buy? Smith tweeted the screenshot of the conversation. You're a complete idiot if you think he's going to use a text generator to fabricate a text where Tom just says  "OK. Cool Hookem!" .

    A fabricated conversation is 500% more likely to say " Hey bro don't tell anyone about all the cocaine and whores. K Thanks"

    If the hook em part came from dipshit, mea culpa.  I didn’t see that whole text came from him.  Just the cut off version w no reply from Tom.  

  10. 7 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

    Going back to page one. Where did this text exchange surface? Tom or Zach had to have shared it for it to be viewed by the masses. 

    You realize any idiot can put Tom Herman as a contact and type that shit out with a contact in their phone.  That’s why it originated out of thin air.  There’s some serious olds in here.  And I’m nearly a man, 40, myself.  

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