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Helobious

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  1. 7 minutes ago, TornACL said:

    Ah yes....nothing like doing your touchdown dance at your own 5 yard line.

    Oh come on. Everyone here picked the Yankees to be bottom feeders this year and they’re off to one of the hottest starts in the league. Yet I’m supposedly the one that knows nothing about the game.

  2. CSB: I was 13 or 14 riding my bike, and see my hot neighbor and her parents driving down the street in my direction. When they’re like 20 feet away from me some Rottweiler mutt comes charging out from a house barking at me. I knew not to try and run so I stop my bike and just stand there. Dog runs up close, but then retreats. Girl’s parents stopped and asked if I was ok. I said yeah (hiding that I was petrified). Never felt like a bigger badass and couldn’t believe that I had an audience for it. In some alternate reality I like to think that event ended with her blowing me after. 
     

    TLDR: delivery driver sounds like a pussy

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  3. 42 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

    We saw how that went last year. Congrats on 70-92

    You know you guys look washed. This is not even a full strength yankee team. You have all your regular bats and are just currently injury fucked on the starting pitching side. 

    28 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

    Thread title is offensive. The word Yankees and those of Alamo hero, Colonel William Travis should never be used in the same breath. Almost as bad, “Never Surrender “ is a MAGA rallying cry. Delete thread and ban OP. 

     

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  4. Pretty much everything you’d expect. I’m going to see it a couple more times

    Spoiler

    This one had some badass moments. Godzilla suplexing Kong was epic as fuck. 
     

    I do think Godzilla vs Kong was a better/more fun movie. This one had a lot going on. It also takes place a lot in the hollow earth, which really makes you lose the sense of scale for the monsters. 

     

  5. 2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

    Bases loaded, 1 out for the O's.

    1-1 

    Hang the banner up then. 
     

    Seriously this board’s lovefest with the O’s is hilarious to me. I’m going to take great joy in watching that “young, exciting core” live in 80-85 win purgatory until they can’t afford their stars anymore.

  6. 6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

     

    I grew up in South Texas and this was a major treat growing up, got them all the time at the gas station.

    I also grew up in South Texas and never saw one at all growing up. I guess our valet never picked them out on his weekly grocery run. 

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