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Posts posted by Helobious
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CSB: I was 13 or 14 riding my bike, and see my hot neighbor and her parents driving down the street in my direction. When they’re like 20 feet away from me some Rottweiler mutt comes charging out from a house barking at me. I knew not to try and run so I stop my bike and just stand there. Dog runs up close, but then retreats. Girl’s parents stopped and asked if I was ok. I said yeah (hiding that I was petrified). Never felt like a bigger badass and couldn’t believe that I had an audience for it. In some alternate reality I like to think that event ended with her blowing me after.
TLDR: delivery driver sounds like a pussy
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Is a no-hitter even a notable achievement anymore?
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Defensive masterclass from Arizona
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The rich get richer
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Best 4 game start to any Yankee season in my lifetime. Holy fuck we own the fucking Astros
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The Astros have 2 dads: Rangers & Yankees
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Yankees are 8-2 vs the Astros over their past 10 games. It’s turning into a master/gimp situation.
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42 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:
We saw how that went last year. Congrats on 70-92
You know you guys look washed. This is not even a full strength yankee team. You have all your regular bats and are just currently injury fucked on the starting pitching side.
28 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:Thread title is offensive. The word Yankees and those of Alamo hero, Colonel William Travis should never be used in the same breath. Almost as bad, “Never Surrender “ is a MAGA rallying cry. Delete thread and ban OP.
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How many in a row is that vs the Astros? 5? Tide has clearly turned finally
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Pretty much everything you’d expect. I’m going to see it a couple more times
SpoilerThis one had some badass moments. Godzilla suplexing Kong was epic as fuck.
I do think Godzilla vs Kong was a better/more fun movie. This one had a lot going on. It also takes place a lot in the hollow earth, which really makes you lose the sense of scale for the monsters.
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See thread title
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Fucked in the mouth
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2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:
Bases loaded, 1 out for the O's.
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Hang the banner up then.
Seriously this board’s lovefest with the O’s is hilarious to me. I’m going to take great joy in watching that “young, exciting core” live in 80-85 win purgatory until they can’t afford their stars anymore.
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Awesome start to the season for the super great young exciting totally amazing Orioles. LO fucking L
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NL: Brewers over/ Dodgers under
AL: Angels over/ Orioles under
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6 minutes ago, 'stache said:
I grew up in South Texas and this was a major treat growing up, got them all the time at the gas station.
I also grew up in South Texas and never saw one at all growing up. I guess our valet never picked them out on his weekly grocery run.
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57 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:
My only problem with this is that I have no idea how to pronounce the title of the movie.
“Godzilla times Kong” is how I’ve been saying it.
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1 hour ago, Tex Long said:
It's hard to trust a man who eschews Dr. Pepper.
Probably never had an RC.
Much less a Dub.
What in God's name does he use to wash down hos Moon Pie?
I’ve never had a moon pie. I don’t think they sold them in Texas until recent years because I definitely don’t recall ever seeing one at a store until recently.
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41 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:
Predictions for this current series?
2-2 lame split. Neither team is anything close to full strength.
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No one believes in us this year. B-ref has us finishing last, fucking Zips has us finishing behind Baltimore (lol) in the East. Watching the O’s crash and burn this year is going to be awesome. Definition of a pretender team. There’s nothing left for us to do but prove all the haters wrong and just win.
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Seeing this tonight. Read some Reddit reviews from people in Asia thatve seen it already a day ahead, pretty positive across the board. Sounds like it’s over the top stupid/ridiculous, which I’m totally in for.
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2 hours ago, Tex Long said:
So you prefer sparkling water with flavoring, right? Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper... like that?
Mmmm-mmm! Mmmanly!
I haven’t had a soda since 2009. I drink exclusively water, and on occasion Gatorade zero, protein drinks, and alcohol.
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Imagine calling yourself a man and drinking sparkling water.
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33 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:
I thought Norwegians were supposed to be hot. You could land a helicopter on that chick’s forehead.
Surly 2024 March Madness Bracket Contest
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Got skullfucked all tournament, but my NC pick was UConn vs Purdue, with UConn winning it all. So I at least nailed those parts