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Helobious

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  1. 7 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

    What's everyone's expecation for the post-season? With Belyeu hopefully back before the regionals, how far do you think this team can go? 

    They’re definitely getting cold and injured at the wrong time of year. Talent wise they can win it all, vibe-wise I’m feeling a super regional exit.

  2. 1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

    What a fucking joke. Every year some new dipshit is proclaimed to be the next great OU WR. 

    I wanted it to be Ivan Carreon, dude was a beast at Odessa HS and represents for the homies. But he looked pretty disappointing in his limited play last year, a big tall slow giraffe. He’s everything you thought Parker Livingstone was.

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  3. 4 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

    I gotta be honest. I'm hardly following recruiting any more. I'm just assuming that we're getting 90%-ish of the top targets and then they are going to backfill any roster misses through the portal. 

    It's great being the Joneses and all, and lord knows that we took it in the ass from Ohio State, Georgia, Bama, LSU etc. for far too many years and it feels good to turn the tables on those fuckers... but the ins and outs of recruiting isn't all that interesting to me any longer. Is that just me?

    I’m a follower of TX HS football. It’s cool to see a player you recall hearing about or seeing highlights of as a freshman/soph get an offer. But yeah I never saw and still can’t see any excitement in “Texas extended an offer to generic 4-5 star Buford GA/Mater Dei CA player today”. We’re going to get highly rated classes every year, no matter what.

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  4. 7 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

    Reddit has its uses. Posting random Reddit posters opinions of a show they are *allegedly* not watching is weird…..unless it’s Helobious then it’s just standard dumbfuckery. 

    They aren’t random users. They are top commenters on that particular sub and pretty well versed on the subject, and many of them do still watch it for the memes. The posts dragging the show have literally thousands of upvotes and comments, it’s one of the most intensely hated shows out right now due to its poor writing and treatment of source material.

  5. On 4/2/2025 at 3:37 PM, SydneyCarton said:

    10 P4 offers and "Playoff Team SMU" doing a lot of fucking heavy lifting in that post. If the guy has offers from the bottom 2 schools in every single conference I think you're painting a pretty fucking rosy picture not quite representative of the facts. His offer list isn't fucking good, and until all those super good offers start actually appearing during spring and camp season, reality doesn't match what you're selling. 

    But congrats on seeing the highlights of 1 game 3 years ago and fucking NAILING this guy's ascendency to get offers from UTSA, UTEP, Tulane, Cal, Tulsa and Texas State. Nostradumbass indeed.

    Or. Or. You could have just waited a bit longer for actual GOOD offers to appear instead of deciding to spike the fucking football on the 10 yard line. 

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  6. 8 hours ago, texifornia said:

    Enjoy your QB coaching internship, and hopefully we don't get the point where we have to play him to protect KJ's redshirt.

    KJ’s redshirt shouldn’t be a priority. No 5’11 kid can play quarterback for Texas, the progression will be Manning to Bell with Lacey transferring out or being a back up to both his whole career.

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  7. 1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

    One thing that helps me with pull ups is some advice I saw on the internet from a fitness guy.  He said to imagine yourself pulling the bar down to you instead of you pulling yourself up to the bar.  By doing so, you will use more back/lats and less arms.  I will be damned, it does make it easier.  Maybe it is placebo.  But it works.  I love pull ups and push ups.

    It is good advice, helps people get their shoulder blades retracted easier when they think of it like pulling the bar into your chest vs just getting your chin over the bar. 

  8. Holy shit at making your wife work nights while you just get a part time job. Maybe my sarcasm meter is broken

    Laguna madre sucks ass. El bucanero is 100x better for seafood here

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  9. 6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

    The pivot that Barbarian makes about halfway through is unlike anything else I've ever watched.  Genuinely felt like two different movies combined into one.

    And the first movie was a lot better than the second one. Seriously, someone is a huge mutated strong freak because incest? So stupid. But it started out strong.

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