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ShowmeyourTDs

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  1. Not till he knocks the shit out of some running back.
  2. Adimora reminds me a little bit of Bryant Westbrook.
  3. Pretty much every Surly member will visit there daily in about 500 years.
  4. At least it’s not Katy.
  5. Yeah, that game gave me prostatitis.
  6. Statistics are for losers.
  7. “Marginal four star” on the “periphery of three star”. Too many syllables for the toilet smurf?
  8. General George Patton: Give me an army of Texas aggy, and I’ll fill a jizz jar. Give me a handful of SMU cheerleaders, I’ll kick fake army’s ass!
  9. So I guess their one men’s championship didn’t happen then?
  10. Yeah, but 9%ers and above need not apply. Aggy our front should’ve told ya!
  11. Mama eyes are daring the stupid clowns to whoop just one more time ...
  12. I didn’t know that eye cancer was contagious. Alas, I have it now courtesy of Longhornfrenzy.
  13. The other fetus is safe.
  14. I’m pretty sure South Austin paid for his mom’s abortion ... in Bolivia.
  15. With saw ‘em off decals plastered on both.
  16. I wonder what the aggy Title IX office has to say about this?
  17. A little oxymoronic.
  18. Welp, there it is. A decade of aggy dominance is on the way.
  19. G-ma Karen rubs his crystal balls in front of a life size cutout of The Brew-Dawg in a funny hat while Baggins watches with his hands tied behind his back. It’s magic not science.
  20. That seems to be a good trade off.
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