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Upgrayedd

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  1. 22 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

    Nixon looked greasy and nervous on TV so that kept us from electing him to the presidency until 1968.

    Dukakis looked like a dork in that tank helmet. Bush wins going away.

    Howard Dean's voice cracked in a moment of high enthusiasm. Dangerous maniac! Run, America, run!

    Hillary. Something about emails and Podesta pedophile pizza pies. A witch who should count herself lucky she hasn't been burned or tossed in the Potomac. (If she drowned, at least we would know she hadn't been a witch after all.)

    Trump: Serial philanderer. Heathen. Moron. Failed casino magnate. Boaster about sexual assault. Tool of the Russians. Can't tell if he's lying or not about anything he says. Mocker of the handicapped. Crypto-racist. Stiffer of contractors. Hypocritical about every goddamn thing. Employer of illegal immigrants, destroyer of immigrant families. Draft dodger who demands military parades to stroke his ego. King of shady emoluments. Kids run around the world on company business on our dime. 

    Writes book called Art of the Deal; pays porn star six figures for sex. 

    This is who we deserve for our sins. 

    It's the End of Days. 

     

     

    But not black

  2. 7 hours ago, RPM said:

    I have to say I'm severely disappointed in the Surl. She has noods and it took 50 posts to get them.

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    Oh, her.  Got it now.

  3. 2 hours ago, luke duke said:

    My wife just labeled all of the light switches. We’ve lived here since 2006.

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    Shouldn’t be “Fan” and “Lights”?  Is the switch not in the living room?

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  4. GOOD THING ITS BLOCKED BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU ID KICK THEIR ASS.  GREATLY KICK THEIR ASS. THE BEST ASS KICKING.  EVERYONE WOULD BE TALKING ABOUT IT.  HOLD ME BACK JOHN.

    /gets dropped like a rock like every other bully 

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