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Posts posted by Upgrayedd
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I also could have gotten them nothing for a fraction of the cost. Idiots.
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1 day after my alimony obligation stops probably
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A-Basin May 18-20. Booked lodging in Dillion (although I have never stayed there before and know nothing about the place).
Crossing my fingers snow holds. Looking forward to slush bumps 🙂
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47 minutes ago, Chrispy said:
But at the end of the day, chromosomes are chromosomes
You seem to have an extra
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So the Avatar's little shit-assed bark machine has to wear the Donut of Shame due to a recent procedure. He's a complete pussy anyway, but his inability to lick the affected area turned him into a nighttime bark machine. Normally I'd throw the training collar on him as he responds to the beeping (have only had to deliver voltage on a couple of rare occasions); however, can't do that with the Donut of Shame.
So I take the collar, buckle it up, and secure it with a carabiner to the kennel door. Just before bed, the Avatar asks "You aren't going to shock him, are you?" "Good thing you have nice tits babe."
Set-up worked like a champ FWIW.
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Just now, Grade of D as in David said:
Hugo, how do you justify watching that much TV? Who do you think you are POTUS?
Dildos sell themselves
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On 4/30/2018 at 7:03 PM, Celery Man said:
Speaking of grocery shopping and trivial shit - when your stuff piles up at the end of the conveyer belt in the bagging area, and the belt keeps running.
Baggers that don’t bag my items in the order I send them down the belt. Hey dipshit, notice a pattern that all the freezer, refrigerator, can goods, and vegetables are grouped together? It’s by design.
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On 5/2/2018 at 7:38 PM, Upgrayedd said:
Dillon recs?
Bump because I will be in Dillion May 17.
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Dillon recs?
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51 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:
Never, NEVER try to pick out a wife's pillow. The time before last I bought new pillows for myself, she said to get her 2. I asked her what kind she wanted, "oh just get me the same kind you get."
Got home with the new pillows, and the next morning all I heard was about how horrible the pillows were, too hard etc. etc. why did you get those. Fast forward to last week, I replaced my pillows and again she asked me to get her 2. I just said OK, did my thing and came home. "Where are my pillows? Why didn't you get my pillows?" I simply looked at her and asked, do you remember what happened last time? You need to get your own pillows.....TONE.
I have not purchased any of the 10,000 fucking pillows the avatar needs to survive the night
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I like A-1 steak sauce on leftover steak
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Whom ever wrote Yakety Sax
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Masturbation counts as exercise, right?
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Tell it again
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Include a photo with a tree in the background and you’ll be fine
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I’ve got enough assholes in my life
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Thought she looked familiar
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History Channel, Science Channel, etc.
Does her brother do the same thing?
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Need to see pics of wife to offer an opinion
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It’s good for the lulz
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10 minutes ago, Helobious said:
Im not really big on politics, so I’m unfamiliar with many of the big players. When I read the name “Ronny Jackson” today, I was expecting someone that looked, uh... different than he does.
Reggie Cleveland says hey
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Go Devils!
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Laugh tracks
Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
in Lulz
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Which airline to you fly for again?