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Upgrayedd

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  1. A-Basin May 18-20.  Booked lodging in Dillion (although I have never stayed there before and know nothing about the place).

    Crossing my fingers snow holds.  Looking forward to slush bumps 🙂

  2. So the Avatar's little shit-assed bark machine has to wear the Donut of Shame due to a recent procedure.  He's a complete pussy anyway, but his inability to lick the affected area turned him into a nighttime bark machine.  Normally I'd throw the training collar on him as he responds to the beeping (have only had to deliver voltage on a couple of rare occasions); however, can't do that with the Donut of Shame.

    So I take the collar, buckle it up, and secure it with a carabiner to the kennel door.  Just before bed, the Avatar asks "You aren't going to shock him, are you?"  "Good thing you have nice tits babe."

     

    Set-up worked like a champ FWIW.

  3. On 4/30/2018 at 7:03 PM, Celery Man said:

    Speaking of grocery shopping and trivial shit - when your stuff piles up at the end of the conveyer belt in the bagging area, and the belt keeps running.

    Baggers that don’t bag my items in the order I send them down the belt.  Hey dipshit, notice a pattern that all the freezer, refrigerator, can goods, and vegetables are grouped together?  It’s by design.

    • Hook 'Em 1
  4. 51 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

    Never, NEVER try to pick out a wife's pillow.   The time before last I bought new pillows for myself, she said to get her 2.  I asked her what kind she wanted, "oh just get me the same kind you get."

    Got home with the new pillows, and the next morning all I heard was about how horrible the pillows were, too hard etc. etc. why did you get those.  Fast forward to last week, I replaced my pillows and again she asked me to get her 2.   I just said OK, did my thing and came home.  "Where are my pillows? Why didn't you get my pillows?"   I simply looked at her and asked, do you remember what happened last time?  You need to get your own pillows.....TONE.

    I have not purchased any of the 10,000 fucking pillows the avatar needs to survive the night

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  5. 10 minutes ago, Helobious said:

    Im not really big on politics, so I’m unfamiliar with many of the big players. When I read the name “Ronny Jackson” today, I was expecting someone that looked, uh... different than he does. 

    Reggie Cleveland says hey

    Hat

    1 hour ago, Jack Straw said:

    The hat was free, what is he supposed to do, not wear it? 

    Good one chief.

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