-
Posts
3493 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Store
Downloads
Recruiting - 2020
2019-2020 Football Season
Football
Entertainment
Sports
News and Business
Cloak Room
Transfer Portal
Recruiting
Events
Posts posted by Upgrayedd
-
-
9 minutes ago, Deej said:
Saw that she passed and this was the first thing to pop into my head.
- 4
-
31 minutes ago, Superhero said:
So... Why was closetohumping doing his own electrical work and the electrician just hanging around?
Have you ever caught anyone staring at your junk? I was wearing sweat pants even though it's like 90 degrees out here. It's happened a couple of times and yesterday, I'm pretty sure I caught my electrician looking a couple of times. Towards the end of the install, he said "hey man, I normally don't carry Tesla hooks around but you put off real good vibes so I can install this one for you. Text me if you have any questions about the install."
- 1
-
7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
you sure?
Those dudes fuck
- 1
-
-
I see you are nervous. Would it help if I numbed you down there?
Yes it would.
Num num num num
- 1
- 2
- 4
-
48 minutes ago, David Dennison said:
Someone help me out. How is BUD doing since this time last year?
Up 7.9%
- 1
- 1
-
2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:
But all these “bad” places are being overrun with folks coming from the “good” places. Here’s my advice: if you’re from California or Oregon or Chicago or New York and you’re now living in Texas or Florida or Oklahoma. Go the fuck home. Leave now. We dont want your whining about how great Portland was or how hot to is or that you don’t like our Mexican food. Fucking go back where you came from.
No take backs.
- 1
-
-
Nice tits.
Her’s too.
- 1
- 2
-
32 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:
Looks like we have some educated men.
-
9 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:
I bet you can whittle that RFI list down by 10 if you pulled your head out of your ass and 5 of those submittals aren't even close to what was clearly shown on the plans.
Juuuust kidding around.
I didn’t look at them. It’s what the subs submitted.
- 1
-
Great. Got 13 RFIs and 8 submittals that ain’t gonna get processed.
- 7
-
1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:
interesting tactic, posting this, knowing your wife has her own account here and at some point will probably read it.
is this your pre-emptive "told you so" for when it happens?
16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:huh?
Pics?
-
-
1 minute ago, beer said:
Almost, its "dame los drogas o chingara a tus madre por segunda vez". Thats the polite voice though, you will sound a bit like you learned it in a book.
I’ll throw it on flashcards
- 1
-
1 minute ago, beer said:
Si yo fuera tú, me chingara a tantas madres jóvenes como pudiera. Pero esto es mi.
Is this how I ask for where to score cartel bam bam when I’m down there? Gracias!
-
2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:
"Hope is not a plan" - Every shitty midlevel manager I ever worked for
What about as a strategery?
- 1
- 1
-
Team Outback. Get the turbo since they don’t make the 6 cylinder anymore
-
8 minutes ago, South Austin said:
I'm a dumbass who took two years of Latin in college, because I took two years of Latin in high school and I really liked the teacher, and aside from the language the historical context was interesting to me. But I had no clue that I'd eventually end up in Texas where Spanish is a second language, and no sense of the value of learning a language -- Spanish, French, whatever -- that had some practical application. I knew I wanted to go to law school, and sometimes people would say that Latin might be good because a lot of legal terms are in Latin. Well big fucking deal, there are a few Latin terms, but I honestly couldn't tell you the translation of those terms, I just now the legal meaning.
If I had a do-over, I'd have taken Spanish or French.
Romanes Eunt Domus
-
Anyone try the Dreaming in Spanish program?
-
1 minute ago, miguelito said:
Is that military time?
Hopefully
- 2
-
-
The rose goes in the front big guy.
- 1
-
2 hours ago, TexasEd said:
Make the Trump deal a Suspended sentence of 20 years with conditions like he cannot raise money, speak publicly or post on social media.
And allow anyone that wants to piss on his grave
- 1
- 1
Post a pic that makes you lol
in Lulz
Posted
Spot on