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TexasHooch

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  1. It takes a certain type, for sure- usually the young jocks. The alternative is to kick one leg completely out of your pants and move it all out of the way. Not so fun in subfreezing weather and several feet of snow, but I work fast so it's my preferred method.
  2. Yep. We call that "The Orangutan hang". The secret is to piss first, or else you've entered expert level.
  3. In my pants, is the answer- multiple times I'm afraid. Beyond that, it's probably mountain climbing. Once you get above the treeline, you can't dig a hole and you really shouldn't leave it, so you've got to pick it up and pack it out. Now consider a party of 8 on a 10-day climb, and you've got a massive shit bag at the end. Wiping my ass with snowballs, however, is surprisingly refreshing.
  4. I may have already posted this somewhere. Nancy's down to Santos' ex-staffers now. No one else wants to work for her. https://www.thedailybeast.com/a-major-sign-of-trouble-in-nancy-maces-office-total-staff-turnover?ref=home?ref=home A Major Sign of Trouble in Nancy Mace’s Office: Total Staff Turnover
  5. Great performance. This was in Berlin, but same crew. Alan Dawson steals it.
  6. It already is including the previous page on this thread. Not that I mind- gives me a chuckle every time.
  7. Notice the sidearm and extra magazines. You know, just in case the yeast goes woke.
  8. Not only have I not used the snowblower this year, I haven't even had enough to shovel. Hell, another week like this and I damn well may need the lawnmower.
  9. Rosalynn Carter's funeral in November.
  10. She's so stupid. "Any Republican who isn't willing to adapt these policies..." I'll "adapt" the policies, ya dummy, into something that isn't bat shit crazy and fascist. Don't eradicate me bro!
  11. https://www.politico.com/news/2024/01/29/republican-party-feud-turning-point-las-vegas-00138493 Party feud breaks out ahead of RNC meeting in Las Vegas
  12. Uh Oh, I've infuriated him again.
  13. Infuriating? Get over yourself. When I posted the tweet, it had only just begun to circulate, and hadn't yet been debunked in any posts or replies that I could find at the time. As I don't have an account on Truth to verify the source, I went with it. Infuriating... What the fuck ever.
  14. That's big. I didn't think usa hockey had the stones to do it. NHL will probably phase it in over time.
  15. Oof. That's what you get Habba Dabba. Most predictable response of all time.
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