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Celery Man

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  1. On the topic of the movie, I’m excited. It could suck, but I like the premise from what I can tell.
  2. It’s both stupider and smarter than you think it is. The Baby of the Year sketch from season 1 as an example is insanely stupid but it is loaded with raw elemental humor in every second. It’s incredibly dense. But also stupid. It’s like trying to explain why The Big Lebowski is good - you can’t get there by talking about the plot or trying to make sense of what is happening. I’m also surprised by the mainstream appeal. Some of it is because it is so ready made for memes and the Internet. And I suspect Tim and Eric leaked more widely into the mainstream than I realized.
  3. Thank you for hopping on this wagon.
  4. It’d be like saying the government doesn’t use html. I don’t know, I’m not even a real techie, but that statement is beyond absurd and confirms that he knows less than nothing.
  5. I’ve stopped following because this is who we are and we deserve it, but I had to check in to make sure we are making fun of the dipshit tech programming genius for not knowing what SQL is.
  6. I just lost 3 pounds from norovirus. You could try that.
  7. taco cobana at manchaca n ben white
  8. get that ass capped like the [redacted] when they’re handling my publishing
  9. Which one of you fuckers
  10. My fitness pal is good. I know people like Lose It, which does some of the same thing. I’ve started tracking weight in Happy Scale just because I like the smoothed line it adds. I benefit by having a healthy dinner every night (because my wife cooks and is on her own fitness shit). So it’s easy enough for me to have coffee with a bit of cream for breakfast, a bigass smoothie for lunch, dinner, and then some lightly flavored popcorn as a late light snack. We just got a vitamix, which kicked this whole thing off for me, but I’ve made smoothies with a bullet previously and that’s in the price range. obviously people are different- I’m trying to make sure I have a decent mix of macros or whatever but counting calories and tracking my weight every morning changes things for me. Metrics.
  11. This is my new favorite shit/piss/vomit spray. I guess it’s non enzymatic, which is not my preference but all of those have such a strong scent
  12. I realize the barrel is weird on the picture I posted. the Isbell tele came with a top hat on it. I needed to order a new one for the 72 thinline because the original has been lost to time, I decided to go top hat. It came with two, so, now I’m just rocking all top hat.
  13. Alright guys, important shit - who ya got?
  14. oh man also on the hip hop front, I wish we had gotten to see more from Big L
  15. My body, looking for fat to burn as I run on a calorie deficit
  16. This is true if you are a citizen - if you are illegal you have no rights get into the bus. I am a lawyer, pm me and i will direct you to my credentials on facebook.
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