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Celery Man

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  1. Just a quick reminder for conservatives popping in to chide people for expressing the same opinions about Charlie Kirk that they had a week ago - none of us think that Charlie Kirk should have been murdered, and you voted a child rapist into the White House twice. We're not the same.
  2. V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
  3. Yes let’s get some ideas from X
  4. Not even dead a week and they have a DEI hire hosting his show
  5. I in no way hope that this happens but want to go on the record before Ben Shapiro is murdered by an alt-furry that he is not in fact a respected academic among liberals and conservatives alike.
  6. Moderate liberals don’t feel this way and moderate conservatives really just describes people who are still trying to ignore the nastiness of their own politics (for example electing a child rapist president twice).
  7. Or, less jokingly, other fucking professional troll groypers feeding bullshit to willing participant “journalists” looking to feed their moron readers soothing headlines that tell them they are absolutely correct that all of this horrible craziness in the world is because of the woke left and not them and their spiritual leaders for electing the least Christian child rapist of all time to the presidency.
  8. Source is going to be text messages where they call each other gay
  9. Tuned in just in time. What a great ending
  10. Removed. Like a bat potato chip with some fur on it. If I start posting weird shit this time it's rabies.
  11. i just think it's a shame that johnny can't be here to see how much hate he has in common with groypers
  12. I barely know that OwO is like a.... emoji kinda thing. Like the O's are big eyes and the w is a mouth, maybe doing a lip bite thing, I believe the UwU is big in furry culture. I wonder what internet subculture Lee Harvey Oswald would have joined
  13. It’d be less so if you left. Ah, I’ve read the good news. Bye.
  14. we're in the surly tree with the snark and the shitty but you know this sucks and I feel bad for the parents regardless of how decent they happen to be or not be
  15. dad looks like if jason isbell had grown up without music or intellectual curiosity
  16. almost makes one want to think
  17. you never know where child trauma is going to strike
  18. so obviously we're all going to find ourselves in conversations with a "sunglass selfie in the pickup truck" guy who starts explaining this shot relative to their own hunting prowess, and I need to understand the correct way to misuse gun terminology to maximally trigger this dude. I think the gun in question actually does have a clip?
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