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Celery Man

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  1. I think this is the metric that most correlates to my quality of life. Longest period of continuous night sleep - pretty good for a 3 month old. That short line is the day when I was complaining, he definitely had a little cold or something going on.
  2. I always sang “it’s good, we’re living in a waffle” to that better than ezra song
  3. Yeah btw does he have sickle cell? Also go hard with the Aladdin references.
  4. We started transitioning the kids to the new time the day before, half an hour isn’t bad. I’m playing outside before dinner right now at near 6, love it.
  5. Is this a Briscoe sock?
  6. The morning of the forgotten coffee maker clock
  7. are you on the ballot
  8. Park’s open after naptime, kiddos!
  9. Wife is applying for jobs (I think mostly copywriter, coming from nonprofit grant writing and development) and is having me review her resume. Content wise it is fairly good but is a whole canva thing with all sorts of formatting, picture in front of a tree, etc. Are the scanning systems still too dumb for that/has the guidance for super simple formats and fonts remained the same?
  10. I just had the most incredible night’s sleep of all time. I’m in charge of the three month old’s nights and he slept straight through. 7 hours feels like 10. wife is tired. “I went ahead and woke up at the new time, I just wasn’t sure that Rory would sleep in” Rory is three years old, can’t read a clock, doesn’t understand time, etc
  11. Welp I finally got bit by what I thought was the brilliant idea of promising my wife a forever discontinued product she desperately wanted. However I think I found a way to break even financially.
  12. there's no fucking way I'd encourage my daughter to go to school in Texas, and frankly I'm already thinking a bit about Chicago and Minneapolis if NC goes any further down the hole. If the job market was different I'd probably be a bit more serious about that.
  13. Ok so branded cock rings but with vanity sizing
  14. I always assumed Frank was named after the German word for pancho.
  15. This gives me an idea to bring in the younger crowd - a surly branded trash can that can hold a keg, which you use at a surly tailgate where we serve alcohol to minors
  16. you should print up some cheap panchos with some ridiculous logo and give them out before a game that threatens rain large enough and simply legible enough to hopefully get picked up by tv cameras maybe sneak oklahoma eating a dick in there somehow, I dunno
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